>I am not owned! I know he ambushed. I knew Jews rape more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn’t have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He’ll never get serious. He’ll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn’t keep away from those rape jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn’t be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

Imagine chosing to beta orbit this

what a stupid ape

>>212830666 (OP)
And so endeth the tale of Sam the Fat.
He had failed hard.
Fuck him.

shitty baskinfaggot thread
don't respond

During the hot, sweltering summer of '25...

>>212830666 (OP)
>Losers have been emulating this fat retard for well over a decade
How pathetic

nick is streaming now saying that he was on the phone with rogan, and adult swim (obviously joking) about the Harland interview. making fun of everyone saying that he stopped being friends with sam over the interview. then shultz says that sams phones been ringing off the hook in the office today (apparently meaning a good thing). not sure what is going on. https://www.youtube.com/live/hi8P9Kho8ZQ?si=VhPR7hNrmwIRKgJx (go about 10 minutes into show starting)

>>212830666 (OP)
The chud emperor has fallen.

>>212831019
Premium cope

>>212830892
meds

>Mr. Hyde's sexual abuse history is a nonissue. If he were raped-
>Raped!? I AM NOT RAPED! I am not raped!

>>212831130
nick coping? I find it hard to believe that anything positive is happening to sam rn

>>212831019
I hate this guy. He ruins scuffed realtor for me, because he's always trying to steal the shine away from Nick. Unironically preferred when it was Jet or Chris Lynch as the sidekick.

>>212830666 (OP)
>tfw carrot top is a 1000% better comedian than your super based e-daddy drifter
Sucks to suck guys. Watching Harland w/ carrot top and it's actually pretty funny

>>212831319
he's so fucking annoying. agree. smarmy fucker.

>>212831019
nick in denial of sam falling off

>>212830666 (OP)
Sam = old and busted
Harland = new hotness

>>212831319
He has immensely flat boring energy

isn't sammy in court rn?

>>212831019
Sam threatened to take away his rolex unless he instantly delivers this cope

>>212830666 (OP)
He is one seriously ugly dude.
Why is his face so small?
He looks like he's having an allergic reaction or has been stung by bee's.
You young 'uns don't half like some pish.

>>212830666 (OP)
Sam... is finished

>>212830666 (OP)
GEEK
STINK
BREATH

What the fuck is Nick even talking about right now.

>>212831925
yes, you're not the terminally online obsessed weirdo. they're the ones that care about autistic e-drama, not you

>>212832062
that's the show every week. it's p boring

>>212832073
sam hyde damage control squad, or maybe even sam himself

>>212830666 (OP)
>This is like that scene in Goodfellas but instead of telling Sam to go home and get his shine box Harland tells him to build a gorilla nest.

>>212830666 (OP)
Jews do rape kids, though.

https://youtu.be/3N10GhHfwBI
Harland Chad Williams exposed Cuck Hyde's fragile ego. Lost his reputation from one podcast.