I'll start
>neighbor needs help with groceries (she's an old lady)
>I help her bring in the groceries
CUZ I'M A PUNK ROCKER YES I AM

>>212833619 (OP)
>neighbor needs help with groceries (she's an old lady)
>I help her but I'm really autistic and brooding about it
SOMETHING IN THE WAY, OOOOH

>>212833683
more like there's something in the gay lol

>>212833619 (OP)

>>212833834
idgi

>>212833619 (OP)
I chased a squirrel down the road at full speed.

>>212833933
That's not very heroic

Knock it back, have another one. Drinking and driving is so much fun.

A boomer told me Israel was our greatest ally so I dropped him from a very great height.

Oh wait that was Hawkgirl.

>>212833862
If you were a straight male you would

>>212834351
oh yeah she's pretty but i thought there was something else i was supposed to be looking for in the video

I used my xray vision and found out about who's behind these lame threads. (I didn't even need xray vision)

>>212833619 (OP)
>neighbor keeps tossing beer cans into my backyard
>i pick them up and put them in the recycling bin

>>212834552
No anon you’re supposed to confront him about really violently and get shot over it

>the army is recruiting
>I join to protect the meek (Israel) from the aggressor (Iran)

>>212833619 (OP)
>when I do nothing
>still win

>>212833619 (OP)