So they are going to do a Basic Insinct reboot - /tv/ (#212833783) [Archived: 504 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:41:52 AM No.212833783
Basic Instinct Reboot in the Works at Amazon MGM Studios
Basic Instinct Reboot in the Works at Amazon MGM Studios
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... with Eszterhas writing. Possibly with Sharon Stone returning. This could go a few different ways as I see it:
>Bring Sharon Stone back, for the love of god avoid nudity, have a shit and unwatchable reboot
>Stick to old-school, hire Kate Mara or Sydney Sweeney for crotch close-ups which would confuse and enrage "modern audiences" but would kill billions
>Make it for modern audiences hiring a black woman or tranwoman or man as the lead, stick to nudity in an attempt to disgust any remaining straight people into being gay
>Remake of original, hire hot woman, mild to no nudity, she is psychologically incapable of not stalking a man of color
Every one of these would be pure slop. Any other ideas of how this could unfold anons?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:45:28 AM No.212833936
>>212833783 (OP)
I have one. They never make this film.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:46:32 AM No.212833990
Pedro Pascal shows his snatch
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:47:08 AM No.212834014
>>212833783 (OP)
Basic Instict was a pile of crap people only remember for the one scene.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:47:13 AM No.212834017
>>212833936
>The deal is the biggest spec script sale of the year so far and commits Amazon to a $2 million payout against a potential $4 million to Eszterhas if the movie is made.
I think they are anon. The question is how bad is ti going to suck ass
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:47:46 AM No.212834036
>>212833783 (OP)
Hunter flashes her girlcock
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:48:27 AM No.212834063
>>212833990
>Pedro Pascal shows his snatch
A daring move but worked for Stone
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:48:50 AM No.212834076
>>212834017
It’s going to be complete dogshit as no one is clamoring for a Basic Instinct reboot/remake/sequel/prequel. No one cares.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:49:32 AM No.212834096
>>212834014
It literally made Sharon Stone a superstar ... for a while anyway.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:50:44 AM No.212834137
>>212834036
>Hunter flashes her girlcock
Unfortunately with Amazon involved, this would not subvert my expectations.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:56:15 AM No.212834325
lauren-sanchez-history
lauren-sanchez-history
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>>212834076
>No one cares.
Someone with money at Amazon does. Bezos? Maybe this will be Lauren Sanchez's breakout role?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:02:38 AM No.212834566
hc
hc
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>>212833783 (OP)
Katefu certainly has the look and is not afraid of scandalous scenes
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:14:51 AM No.212835023
>>212833783 (OP)
In 1995 OJ Simpson got acquitted of murder, he went out and saw two films. Jade and Showgirls. Both were written by Joe Eszterhas.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:16:29 AM No.212835079
theres no zoomer actresses who have the vibe needed to star in this movie
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:16:45 AM No.212835091
joe-eszterhas
joe-eszterhas
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>>212835023
Why would Joe Eszterhas do this? Also, I thought he was dead from drinking poison in a courtroom somewhere.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:17:53 AM No.212835128
the hunter
the hunter
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>>212835079
Ahem ...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:21:27 AM No.212835248
dafne-keen-2025
dafne-keen-2025
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>>212835079
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:23:57 AM No.212835346
>>212835248
dont be silly. shes tiny.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:26:22 AM No.212835427
>>212835346
All the more shocking that she could be a cold blooded psychopathic killer! My main concern is she might be the only actress where they have to put on a merkin to make her look less hariy
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:30:33 AM No.212835576
>>212833783 (OP)
>amazon
it's gonna be shit and you're gonna see some dude's BALLS
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:34:49 AM No.212835699
>>212833783 (OP)
sex is back on the menu
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:38:28 AM No.212835818
1741199257561600
1741199257561600
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>>212834014
>for the one scene
the almost rape scene of jeanne tripplethorn? yeah I remember it daily
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:41:33 AM No.212835924
>>212835818
That scene with tripplehorn gave me a brunette fetish that I still have to this day
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:29:41 AM No.212837312
71f12e
71f12e
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You can't even see the puss puss
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:34:10 AM No.212837449
>>212833783 (OP)
wait... I thought Glenn Close was in this movie. is there a different murderer succubus movie I am thinking of???
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:36:21 AM No.212837512
>>212833783 (OP)
Basic Instinct is a classic, Sharon Stone is old and needs to retire, a remake won't work in this modern hell world we live in.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:38:39 AM No.212837580
>>212837449
That was Fatal Attraction anon. Glenn Close looked like a trannie at the time and boiled a rabbit, while Stone was a fucking smokeshow that showed her full on spread-legged clam-show.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:39:40 AM No.212837609
>>212837512
Don't think seeing a guys balls as he recrosses his legs will have the same cultural impact anon?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:40:16 AM No.212837628
Hunter Schaffer has to be in the running for this
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:43:26 AM No.212837723
>>212833783 (OP)
If verhoven was involved I would be interested, if he's not, I probably wouldn't download it for free.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:44:05 AM No.212837742
>>212837628
>Hunter Schaffer
She's already proven she can lead a blockbuster in Cuckoo and has physical goods to pull of the sexy femme fatale look
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:48:22 AM No.212837863
>>212837723
isnt verhoven like 95 years old now?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:53:55 AM No.212838032
>>212837863
He is so based, even death keeps a respectful distance
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:55:51 AM No.212838092
>>212833783 (OP)
stone is too old, cast hunter schafer
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:05:15 AM No.212838375
>>212835818
>the almost rape scene of jeanne tripplethorn
Girl's #1 fantasy is to be raped. I've heard it from exgfs.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:11:55 AM No.212838572
>>212833783 (OP)
Elizabeth Olsen as Catherine Tramell.
Some white guy who has sexual chemistry with Elizabeth Olsen as Michael Douglas's character. It doesn't matter who, since no one ever watched Basic Instinct for anyone other than Catherine Tramell. Hell, bring back Michael Douglas's octogenarian ass for all it matters.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:13:02 AM No.212838615
>>212838572
>Elizabeth Olsen as Catherine Tramell.
Anon, I can only get so erect
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:15:01 AM No.212838691
>All of the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of that film... because the test audience... was TURNED OFF by them. Boy, is my thumb not on the pulse of America. I don't wanna seem like Randy Pan the Goatboy, but uh... that was the only reason I went to that piece of shit. If I had been in that test audience, the only one out protesting that film would've been Michael Douglas, demanding his part be put back in. Gee, Mike. The movie started; Sharon Stone was eating another woman for an hour and a half... then the credits rolled. I don't remember seeing your scrawny ass, Mike.
-Bill Hicks
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:16:05 AM No.212838721
>>212838572
Bella Ramsey as Michael Douglas's character. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:18:34 AM No.212838813
>>212833783 (OP)
>>212834566
I would love to see Kate Mara do this movie
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:19:55 AM No.212838854
Oh boy can't wait to see Sharon stone's seventy year old hairy cunt
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:25:25 AM No.212839020
>>212838813
By the time shooting starts, Kate Mara will be as old as Sharon Stone was in the second one. No one wants to see a femme fatale going through menopause: just look at the box office for Basic Instinct 2.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:46:55 AM No.212839614
>>212834014
it'll be slop

sexy femme fatale lesbians were a novel idea in the 1990s. it isn't anymore. plus they sure as shit won't be protrayed as heartless psychopaths because that would harm the LGBT community or whatever, they'll bitch about it.

so you're nerfing the entire femme fatale thing which is all that movie had. the movie itself was basically one scene. with porn on demand who gives a fuck about a crotch shot. maybe a Sydney Sweeny? maybe Anya? they both probably have their pussies out there anyway so it would be much a reveal. I have no idea who else would drive coomers to the box office.

the dialogue of the film is boring and the soundtrack creates all the tension.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:18:03 AM No.212840504
>>212834017
at best we're getting a softcore porn made for Bezos and his wife. Bezos seems like the type who loves being dominated. he and his wife probably play out scenes from the movie.

we'll know that's the case if it's a Latina and a bald guy
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:21:12 AM No.212840590
>>212833783 (OP)
just get a hot actress and make her show pussy

anything else is irrelevant