How do I get a gf with an ass like this?

>>212835539 (OP)
Too flat

>>212835539 (OP)
Thai ladyboy's all tend to have those weird flat asses.

>>212835670
DAS RITE

Flat girl farts smell better

>>212835539 (OP)
Try the men's room.

too old

>>212836105
I'm not clicking on that.

>>212835539 (OP)
What ass?
Are you blind?

>>212835539 (OP)
Poop comes out of there

>>212835539 (OP)
shoulder width caution will robinson

>>212835670
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>>212836136
>niggers

where is this "ass" you speak of in this image exactly, OP?

>>212835539 (OP)
That's a dude

>>212836169
t. plank fucker

>>212835539 (OP)
""""She"""" literally looks like a stick. No curves, flat ass, no breasts, and no feminine qualities whatsoever. How can someone's taste be this shit?

>>212835539 (OP)
nice looking 40 year old kenyan man legs.

>>212835539 (OP)
With none? Any white woman so you can probably find them at the bar where they're waiting to be picked up by black men.

>>212836123
you should

>>212836169
>t. Faggot who likes man ass

CAPTCHA: MR TAGS

>>212835539 (OP)
literally any east asian

i absolutely despise subhuman jigaboo simps like you, your ilk have permanently ruined the world by simping and cucking for worthless foids worldwide, no country made it, its all cucked now thanks to subhuman hyper-cuckolds like you, sniveling simping backstabbing slimy greasy two faced fucks who would throw their entire nation under the bus for a cunt, you are scum, vermin, lowest of the low, you are the trash that accumulates in the kitchen sink, you have no soul, no hope for a better future, no intelligence, not the tiniest inclination of humanity, just a dick for brains, pussy pedestalizing rat with no self respect or honor walking around going "MUUUH POOSEY, MUH POONTANG, MOMMY DOMMY GOTH DOMMY GF MOMMY SHIT AND PISS IN MY MOUTH, KEK ME AND DIVORCE RApE ME MOMMMMYYYYY GF DOMMY GOTH MOMMY OHHHHHHHHH YEASSSSSS I LOVE WOMENS RIGHTS PLEASE VOTE FOR COMMIES HARDER UHHNGNGNGN, ANY ONE WHO IS NOT A BULL PREPPING CÜCKOLD IS GAY I LOVE FOIDS UNNHNHNGGGG STEP ON ME MOMMY I LOVE FEET". I hate you, white hot blistering all consuming hatred, i hate you with every breath that i take, i hate you with every beat of my heart, i hate you day and night, i hate you with the very fabric of my being, i hate all worthless foids and their obedient golems, simp cuckolds like you. Marc Lepine was a saint and did nothing wrong, all foids and their simp cucks must get cleansed, then and only then can we ascend to the next level as a species and achieve true greatness.
Death to all simps and foids.

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>>212836403
what is this???

>>212836105
I don't like how this video makes me feel.

>>212836630
does it make you feel Presidential?

>>212835539 (OP)
Thats tiny, my gf has the largest ass I have ever witnessed. Her massage lady the other day, even said "woah" when she laid down with her tight pants on.