Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:11:09 AM No.212836795
>no sequels
>no race swapped remakes
>no extended universe
Chittybros…
>no race swapped remakes
>no extended universe
Chittybros…
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:19:32 AM No.212837024
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:20:48 AM No.212837057
MISTER VENTURA!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:23:44 AM No.212837136
I really hate that old-timey swirl on every capital letter. As far as I know it only survives to this day on Lawry's seasoned salt.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:34:21 AM No.212837459
I only know this movie because it's the cheat code to explode all the nearby cars in GTA San Andreas
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:49:43 AM No.212837906
>Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (2028)
>MC is a black mechanic who is secretly a genius inventor but never got his chance
>Loses his job at a car parts factory after he tried to share some new alloy he made in his garage that would make cars safer, but more expensive to make.
>Inherits Chitty car from his elderly white neighbour whose husband has just died.
>Daughter is a bi-sexual and her sub-plot is she has a date with a girl for the first time but their adventure means they miss the date.
>Son is an adopted white kid who deals with racism from other kids because his parents are black
>Child catcher in Vulgaria is literally just ICE
>Baron wants to steal Chitty from MC when he learns of his genius engineering skills he used to build the car.
>Truly is white (of course) and comes from an affluent old money family, but she is ashamed that her family owned slaves and plantations during slavery.
Bonus:
>They film extensive singing and dancing numbers in the production/filming process, but 90% of them are cut because an executive decides having a poor black guy dance in a movie might upset people.
Like pottery.
>MC is a black mechanic who is secretly a genius inventor but never got his chance
>Loses his job at a car parts factory after he tried to share some new alloy he made in his garage that would make cars safer, but more expensive to make.
>Inherits Chitty car from his elderly white neighbour whose husband has just died.
>Daughter is a bi-sexual and her sub-plot is she has a date with a girl for the first time but their adventure means they miss the date.
>Son is an adopted white kid who deals with racism from other kids because his parents are black
>Child catcher in Vulgaria is literally just ICE
>Baron wants to steal Chitty from MC when he learns of his genius engineering skills he used to build the car.
>Truly is white (of course) and comes from an affluent old money family, but she is ashamed that her family owned slaves and plantations during slavery.
Bonus:
>They film extensive singing and dancing numbers in the production/filming process, but 90% of them are cut because an executive decides having a poor black guy dance in a movie might upset people.
Like pottery.