what did he say to her?

>>212837839 (OP)
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

ayuss she stepped on a lego

>Being a young, beautiful Ivy League graduate is unfulfilling because...your successful husband is busy on a luxury business trip
Wow, well said

>>212837878
Came here to post this

>>212837839 (OP)
do you poop out of that thing?

Who's that whisperin' in the stalls?
It's two pranksters and they’ve got gall
Pipes and plungers, swingin’ plans
Who's your daddy? Yes, I am! Fat cat came to play
Now you can't flush fast enough
You'd best stay away
When the pushers come to shove Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Throw back a bottle of cheer
Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Wipe that grin from your rear
Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Throw back a bottle of cheer
Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Wipe that grin from your rear
Blow, daddy! A whipped-up, jitterbuggin’, brown-eyed clown
A stray cat frontin’ up a bathroom sound
Cut me, Sammy, and you’ll understand
In my veins, hot mischief ran You got me in a sway
And I want to prank you now
Now you pranksters know
Where your giggles come for fun Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Throw back a bottle of cheer
Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Wipe that grin from your rear
You’re in a poop chute riot
You’re in a poop chute riot
You’re in a poop chute riot Oh, you got me in a sway
And I want to prank you now
Now you pranksters know
Where your giggles come for fun Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Throw back a bottle of cheer
Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Wipe that grin from your rear
Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Throw back a bottle of cheer
Poop chute riot
(Riot!)
Wipe that grin from your rear
You’re in a poop chute riot
You’re in a poop chute riot
You’re in a poop chute riot

Scarjo peaked here

You're 17 and this is all highly illegal