Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:52:58 AM No.212838005
Realistically, could anyone beat Steven Seagal?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:53:36 AM No.212838027
>>212838005 (OP)
Me, also fighting from a chair.
Me, also fighting from a chair.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:54:22 AM No.212838047
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:25:37 AM No.212839028
>>212838005 (OP)
Steven Seagal is a transcendent multidimensional genius. he thinks something and it manifests. Seagal manifests himself as a martial arts master, and so he is.
Steven Seagal is a transcendent multidimensional genius. he thinks something and it manifests. Seagal manifests himself as a martial arts master, and so he is.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:50:11 AM No.212839701
>>212838005 (OP)
Post your EDCs, boys. I carry one of these babies chambered in 38 inch.
Post your EDCs, boys. I carry one of these babies chambered in 38 inch.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:54:00 AM No.212839807
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:02:39 AM No.212840052
>>212838005 (OP)
He can reflect any amount of force back at you with Aikido. It's an unsolvable situation.
He can reflect any amount of force back at you with Aikido. It's an unsolvable situation.
fags are gay
7/18/2025, 7:12:46 AM No.212842007
>>212838005 (OP)
two flights of stairs
two flights of stairs
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:14:45 AM No.212842045
>>212838005 (OP)
You act asian, you look Native American, your name is possibly Jewish... What are you?
You act asian, you look Native American, your name is possibly Jewish... What are you?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:15:32 AM No.212842064
>>212838005 (OP)
Why did the nameless grunt walk into melee range before drawing his gun?
Why did the nameless grunt walk into melee range before drawing his gun?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:17:46 AM No.212842125
>>212838005 (OP)
He's a fat giant with bearpaws for hands. Not many people would beat him up, no.
He's a fat giant with bearpaws for hands. Not many people would beat him up, no.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:19:30 AM No.212842162
>>212838005 (OP)
diabetes can
diabetes can
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:21:11 AM No.212842210
>>212838005 (OP)
Jeff Speakman is the only guy. Him or Brad Pitt (he beat the shit out of China's hero).
Jeff Speakman is the only guy. Him or Brad Pitt (he beat the shit out of China's hero).
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:22:19 AM No.212842238
>>212838005 (OP)
Hes too fast
Hes too fast
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:25:26 AM No.212842322
>>212838005 (OP)
Always love how that webm makes it look like he's hiding behind that tiny lamp at the beginning.
Always love how that webm makes it look like he's hiding behind that tiny lamp at the beginning.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:27:09 AM No.212842367
Aren't like half his action scenes now literally his fat ass sitting in a chair while other people flop around him?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:34:44 AM No.212842569
>>212842064
he was compelled.
he was compelled.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:36:21 AM No.212842609
>>212838005 (OP)
that's a nice looking aquarium I'm glad sensei Seagal didn't fart and shatter it
that's a nice looking aquarium I'm glad sensei Seagal didn't fart and shatter it
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:37:38 AM No.212842644
>>212842367
yeah I miss the days of when he'd put on real badd ass action scenes
yeah I miss the days of when he'd put on real badd ass action scenes
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:38:26 AM No.212842669
>>212838005 (OP)
atherosclerotic heart disease?
atherosclerotic heart disease?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:47:13 AM No.212842914
>>212842367
Fighting segal is a heck of a workout
Fighting segal is a heck of a workout
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:57:41 AM No.212844460
>>212842064
Seagal used his gravitational pull to draw him closer
Seagal used his gravitational pull to draw him closer
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:58:57 AM No.212844486
Big B The Real One.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:00:37 AM No.212844524
>>212838005 (OP)
Seagal's greatest contribution to cinema was Van Damme mocking his run.
Seagal's greatest contribution to cinema was Van Damme mocking his run.
THE_JEWS_KILLED_JESUS CHRIST
7/18/2025, 9:53:04 AM No.212845522
>>212838005 (OP)
I think we really need some investigative journalist to comb thru Segal's past with a fine toothed comb and find out how much is bullshit. Obviously the working for the CIA and Mafia is BS, but he speaks Japanese at least passably, so he probably spent some time there, but how much of his martial arts career is BS? He's an interesting fellow.
I think we really need some investigative journalist to comb thru Segal's past with a fine toothed comb and find out how much is bullshit. Obviously the working for the CIA and Mafia is BS, but he speaks Japanese at least passably, so he probably spent some time there, but how much of his martial arts career is BS? He's an interesting fellow.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:55:36 AM No.212845550
>>212838005 (OP)
Every time I see that webm I feel that the second goon lucked out, he only got flipped over onto the desk, the rest got sliced up. First one lost a hand, which is the worst, the rest got sliced bad but might live.
But the second guy will be fine.
Every time I see that webm I feel that the second goon lucked out, he only got flipped over onto the desk, the rest got sliced up. First one lost a hand, which is the worst, the rest got sliced bad but might live.
But the second guy will be fine.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:57:17 AM No.212845574
>>212845546
Can't lost if he never was in one
Can't lost if he never was in one
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:05:38 AM No.212845718
>>212845522
he did actually teach aikido in japan, that's pretty well documented. that's the core grain of truth that he built all of his delusional larp stories on top of.
his japanese daughter was in one of the heisei gamera films
he did actually teach aikido in japan, that's pretty well documented. that's the core grain of truth that he built all of his delusional larp stories on top of.
his japanese daughter was in one of the heisei gamera films
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:32:38 AM No.212847078
Perhaps Frank Dux could