What would you like to see in the Zelda movie?

Twink Link getting his fairy bussy gocked down by a chadly Princess Zelda with a nice piece.

She made me feel funny when I was 9. Would like to see how sexo they could make her

Tranondorf

a) A genuinely faithful adaptation of one of the games that isn't trying to 'cleverly subvert' it and showcases things that make it compelling
b) A complete curveball original story that isn't trying to adapt a particular game at all and is a completely original movie appropriate story made to be interesting to people regardless of how much they know about the series

>>212838992
alexandra daddario
or maybe eva green, but she wont keep her shirt on

>>212838777 (OP)
We already have a Zelda movie

A canonization of The Faces of Evil

>>212839094

uhh what?

>>212838777 (OP)
a Hyrule with detail that feels lived-in instead of the green screen/ CGI void we will get

>>212838992
It was those lustful giggles

>>212839150
give her an orange or pink wig and matching contacts

the jack black cameo

I really wish Nintendo would just give fans what they want from this series.

>>212838777 (OP)
It would be fun to get one based closer to classic fantasy like OOT, but it's likely it will be closer to the ghibi wannabe animation style of the BOTW games
>>212838992
OOT had many girls that made me feel funny despite how polygonal they are

>>212839297

>>212839297
yeah

there should be a scene where zeldas dad says "LINK MAH BOI"

>>212839232
>shot for shot movie of Zelda II

>>212838777 (OP)
References to all of tloz's games, also add an asshole side character who keeps calling Link "THIEF"

>>212839891
Characters in the background reacting to Link breaking jars and chopping down bushes all the over the place

>>212839315
>>212839356
I just love that OOT has this huge harem for Link especially as he has arguably one of the worst life's of all of the incarnations of link. I'm a malonfag myself

>>212838777 (OP)
I bet they'll just make the Lost Woods into le generic forbidden forest slop.
Zoras will be wierd avatar looking chuds.
Gorons will just be black people but with Klingon ridges on their arms.
Saria will be a minority.
Ganon will be a normal looking white guy instead of a hook nosed unit.

Anyone care to add?

For me, it's Deku Scrubs

>>212840098
deku NUTTTT

Inappropriate relationships between Gerudo women and underage Hylian males.

Game fucking over.

>>212840218
Jesus man, spoiler that shit!

there should be a gag where link picks up a chicken and keeps throwing it around until a bunch of chickens attack him

>>212840311
If they ever reference the chicken thing, itll be during a training montage sequence where the chickes chase him around or something

>>212838777 (OP)
Checked

>>212840258
anon do you want to get jumpscared?

>>212841174
They’ll cast the fat nigger that was in Minecraft to play this.

>>212840218
Zeldo

Giantess naked fairy
Little minish shrinking scene
6 hours of tall midna sucking my dick

>>212841482
Based.

>>212838992
>>212839094
That's a Christina Hendricks role if I ever saw one.

>>212839222
Goron role

>>212839098
This movie fucking sucked boomer.

>>212838777 (OP)
fish vore