How would /tv/ respond to this situation?

>>212838895 (OP)
Cum too soon = still fail

by suffocating in her asshole

She didn’t say that

>>212838895 (OP)
>It wasn't sex that got me a 4.0, I can assure you of that.

>mfw

>>212838895 (OP)
I would do whatever Kate Mara wanted of me

That desk would be levitating

>>212838895 (OP)
My ex-mother was head of our state teacher's union branch. Teachers never did anything sexual but there was a lot of disproportionate discipline from rival union factions taking it out on me in lieu of ex-mother. Always could tell there was union troubles from my grades plummeting, homework issues, and random punishments. Occasionally ex-mother brought me to The State Capitol, sit on a bench outside the meeting rooms while negotiations took hours. Boring. Tried running around to see exhibits but state police arrested me as a potential threat!

Had a slight attraction for the 9th grade drama teacher (tall redhead plump milf) but it never went anywhere.

Teachers are evil.

tummy

>>212839824
This

>>212838895 (OP)
report her to the school administration and the police

>>212838895 (OP)
Report her to the Principal

>>212839893
???
I don't get it, are you implying that she's a witch and demonstrating telekinetic abilities to intimidate her victim?

>>212840686
I think hes saying he would have a massive boner lol

>>212838895 (OP)
fuck her and then report her. win win

>>212838895 (OP)
I'd knock that pedo out

>>212841055
Amateur hour in here, fuck her film it and extort her

>>212841262
No anon youll break your hand on that mirror!

I would do it but I would cry and snot all over to make it as uncomfortable as possible for her

>>212840208
Ex-mother?

>>212838895 (OP)
When are we getting new seasons?

>>212838895 (OP)
When I was a high school senior, we had this fucking smoking hot half Black substitute that was literally just out of College and seemed to be at our school all the time filling in for any teacher that was out sick. She worse skirts, tight blouses, tight blazers. Just a 5 foot nothing absolute smokeshow. All the guys talked about what they wouldn't give for her to teach us some extra credit. The year after I graduated she got busted Fucking a senior in an empty classroom. He was 18 so she wasn't charged with anything, but news of it spread like wildfire. I was in college and heard about it, and I even vaguely knew the guy she fucked. Bitch threw her career away for high school dick.

>>212838895 (OP)
>>212838895 (OP)
Comment on her low standards

>>212838895 (OP)
i would do so, respectfully

>>212839739
>mfw

>>212842449
Nice larp faggot

>>212838895 (OP)
Oh gee what a conundrum I guess I'd go ahead and have the best sex of my life, golly that would be awful

>>212838895 (OP)
Why are foids like this?
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1939748010260377645?t=CEm5rXt18SPuhxivLM0EZg&s=19

>>212839214
>now I've had some preeetty smart people in my pussy
>but it really is a whole lot easier to just. come. first.

>>212838984
I fail.

>>212842251
She gave him up to the state. That's what those "meetings" were.

>>212842251
She died.

>>212842251
He went back in

>>212843014
shota: I consent
older woman: I consent
moralfaggot government: I DONT!

>>212838895 (OP)
I would tally me banana so deep that whoever pulled it out would be crowned Donkey Kong.

>>212844536

>>212842251
Now wife

1st few episodes of this show are good
2nd half of the show are trash
Guy fucks prime Kate Mara and then cries about it

>>212838895 (OP)
>pre-marital sex is a sin, and as a man of Christ nothing you threaten me with compares to failing to obey God

>>212845020
>2020 Kate Mara
>prime
Even Nip/Tuck Kate Mara was past-prime Kate Mara.

>>212843014
>cute teacher had sex with 16yo boy

This is a crime because...?

>mfw

I’m pretty sure that my middle school Spanish teacher caused me to have lifelong thing for women in positions of authority. She was in her mid twenties and I think she was Italian. She was pretty strict but she was probably my favorite teacher because she also played Xbox which for a nerdy middle schooler made her the ideal woman. I think that I was just hitting puberty towards the end of middle school so I didn’t really realize how hot she was yet. She still works at the middle school but she has no social media so I have no idea what she’s up to. I don’t think that she ever got married. My ideal fantasy is having an affair with a boss or a teacher who’s in their late 20s to mid thirties. I kind of wonder if I’ll still feel this way once I reach that age.

>>212845050
>I won't have sex with you because some kike said so thousands of years ago

cuck

>>212838895 (OP)
Flunk me, old roastie, I could use the vacation.

>>212842251
He was eventually born by another mother

I actually dated my school teacher. I was 17 and she was 23 so it wasn't really that "older woman" fantasy, more like just slightly older girlfriend. It was horrible though, she was a real bitch.

>>212845160
>I kind of wonder if I’ll still feel this way once I reach that age.
You'll switch to lusting after 40-50yo MILFs.

I'd give her some of the worst sex of her life naturally

>>212845187
I hope to see you in heaven, anon. It's never too late to change your ways

>>212842117
I raff errytime