Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:40:35 AM No.212839472
Agent Mulder, you have consistently demonstrated reckless and unprofessional behavior. You continuously waste the Bureau's time and resources chasing UFOs and bigfoot. You can't even work a simple wiretap case without getting distracted by aliens and disappearing for a week. You're a critical national security risk who's being monitored by god knows how many other agencies. I've got chain-smoking deep state assholes breathing down my neck every day because of your shenanigans. You have given me every official justification to terminate your employment and revoke all your clearences on multiple occasions. Well, enough is enough, Mulder. I'm reopening the X-Files. Get back to work.
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