>fold

>>212839632 (OP)
>go fish

Split

>>212839632 (OP)
>I'll stay

>>212839632 (OP)
>Draw 4

>>212839632 (OP)
I fucking hate professional poker. Gotta be one of the worst things to watch. It’s just a group of smug douchebags trying to out-douche the others while luck decides things. That and the cringe as fuck lingo
>woah would you look at that, mcfillen just got the deuce and the reverend in his pocket so when the upcoming river is peeled out he can do a floppers dump into the next raise
fuck off

WOWIE ZOWIE, A FULL HOUSE
ALL IN, BABY!

>>212839632 (OP)
Guys he would have been fucked if two kings came out

>>212839632 (OP)
>Matt Damon's highest finish at the World Series of Poker (WSOP) was in the 1998 Main Event, where he was eliminated on Day 1. He made it to the same table as Doyle Brunson, but lost to Brunson's pocket aces when Damon held pocket kings

>>212839727
>>212839757
Wouldn't bringing winning cards in your pocket be cheating? Why is this allowed?

>>212839788
Why not simply scribble a new number on the card with crayon if you lose, to then make it a winning hand? Fun fact, nowhere in the rules does it state you can not do this