Batgay Fornever - /tv/ (#212839776) [Archived: 348 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:53:04 AM No.212839776
batforever
batforever
md5: ac6ab05feec832304d4725714bb9d160๐Ÿ”
reminder batman forever is the gayest thing ever made

bats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obvious.
robin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which also means gay anal rape.
alfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robin.
detective gordon looks like j edgar hoover, a notorious heterosexual
riddler, sounds like fiddler, and all gays are made after they've been fiddled.
gays are also riddled with diseases and intestinal parasites.
gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.
film takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.
he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sex.
riddler has a cane that turns from a question mark into a skull. the cane is now shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anus
notice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amuses.
the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries, therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.
despite capturing nicole kidman, riddler and twoface refuse to have sex with her, as they'd rather wait for their grindr date aka batman and robin
wayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttocks
kiss from a rose? might as well be kiss my (male) rosebud

all the clues are there.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:53:55 AM No.212839803
>>212839776 (OP)
Aw sweet, a schizo thread
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:55:02 AM No.212839839
whoa, hot take
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:55:13 AM No.212839845
mulder (2)
mulder (2)
md5: 45b435879e9595a6bd92883389edcb9f๐Ÿ”
>gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.
my god it's true
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:55:15 AM No.212839848
>>212839776 (OP)
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:55:22 AM No.212839850
IGqb29
IGqb29
md5: 9033ac507b1464c7df8ff19e55a06638๐Ÿ”
hell yeah
where my boys at?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:57:41 AM No.212839907
>>212839850
I love how much this makes people seethe, when if the same thing is done with women and thereโ€™s complaints those people would be the first to call them out on being woke.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:58:10 AM No.212839919
55021
55021
md5: f92f616447021c73af4b4ddc7953f517๐Ÿ”
>>212839776 (OP)
Who sanctioned your buffoonery OP?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:00:42 AM No.212839998
patrick
patrick
md5: ca6e3b2fd26be08253d38866a5b91815๐Ÿ”
>j edgar hoover, a notorious heterosexual
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:01:51 AM No.212840026
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea
And you became the light on the dark side of me
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:03:41 AM No.212840080
>>212840026
speaking of pills, it's time for your meds
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:04:41 AM No.212840106
>>212840080
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can't be seen?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:06:20 AM No.212840154
>>212840106
yes I knew that. but these manic episodes put your mother through great stress. your family is concerned.