Superman, Jurassic World Rebirth, Lilo and Sti-BLEARRRGGGHHHHHH

>>212842175 (OP)
I used to work in a pharmacy and we had some fucking 890lb customer who came in and threw up like that once. It just kept fucking coming for 20 minutes

>>212842175 (OP)
>keeps his eyes closed the entire time
You can tell he’s embarrassed the fat fuck

>>212842175 (OP)
This webm makes me want to fast

>>212842175 (OP)
Why would you just sit there and vomit all over yourself in front of onlookers instead of making an attempt to get to the restroom?

>>212842175 (OP)
that’s a lot of goyslop

>>212843534
He’s clearly dissociating because he thought he could hold it in. It’s only a burp he thought. It won’t happen again will it? That last hot dog wasn’t too much was it?

>>212842175 (OP)
wtf did he eat and how much

>>212842175 (OP)
MURRICA

>*puts fist over mouth* Yeup nobody can tell I'm puking

>>212843713
he ate your mom’s pussy

>>212843353
>>212843713
makes you realize fatfucks walk around with entire dinner tables worth of food in their fat guts. Waddling about with brunch for twelve churning in their stomach.

>>212842175 (OP)
>0:21
if you watch here you can see his failed attempts at preventing projectile ejection but blow-out occurs from the sides

>>212843511
it's probably to deal with the spins

>>212842175 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>212844025
This is the kind of hard hitting analysis I come here for

>>212844025
delta p, when it's got you it's got you

>>212844025
You love to see it

>>212843511
He isn't embarrassed because he's a fat fuck, they're never embarrassed. Puking while sitting just hurts like hell.

The body is an amazing thing

>>212844632
The fat piece of shit has chunks of vomit running down his shirt in front of hundreds of people and you’re telling me he’s not embarrassed?

>>212844009
>*record scratch*
>you’re probably wondering how I got in this situation

>>212842175 (OP)
Cracks me up he keeps his hand up like it's actually preventing people from telling what's going on. It's like Wil E. Coyote holding up a comically small umbrella before the giant rock falls on him.

>>212843713
Probably a hotdog. I swear, those fucking things have like a 50% chance of making you puke your guts out.

>>212842175 (OP)
>>212843898
>>212844009
How do you know this guy is American? He could be Australian or German. You're making an assumption with no evidence

>>212842175 (OP)
who's going to clean all those puke mess

>>212844816
He's fucking fat, wearing a baseball cap, wearing shorts, probably wearing crocs, and is surrounded by other mystery meats. He's American.

>>212844838
So basically you have no evidence? Cool.

>>212844816
I've seen fat german, australian, and americans. that guy is american

>>212843534
He's probably drunk.

>>212844906
>t. Jorge Tamale Gonzalez Juanito Hernandez Jr.

>>212844816
>Buffalo Bills hat
>Jewish kids behind him
>pieces of what appear to be undigested ballpark franks on his shirt
American Hero

This was probably in Ireland they're all fat drinks there. I doubt he was American

>>212843534
That exact situation hasn't happened to me but it's happened to me in bed. It came out of nowhere, made a mess, and at some point I just figured fuck it and stayed there.

>>212844816
Here you go: https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/video/clip-10862139a-info-licensor-%22i-my-family's-annual-family

>>212845087
>The guy in the row behind him started vomiting, and some of it sprayed my brother-in-law in the back of his neck.
I would beat the shit out of this fat fuck

>>212843534
because he's sitting in the middle of a stadium. do you think the toilets are 10 seconds away or something?

>>212844025
>>212845087
We now have enough evidence to put this dirtbag away for a long time. Good job 4chan detectives

>>212845087
Okay and? That doesn't prove the guy himself wasn't Australian or German. I'm still right there's no proof he's American

>>212845087
>his bachelor party
I wonder what the lucky lady looks like

>>212842175 (OP)
beautiful american speciment

>>212842175 (OP)
haha fat guy throws up

>>212845023
He could've been English or Irish but yea I doubt american there's nothing american about his appearance

>>212843534
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE GAME BROTHER GOTTA BLAST WERE YOU BLAST
GOBBLESS HH (HULK)

>>212844837
jannies

>>212845376
>starts drinking at 10 am
>eats the worlds shittiest hotdogs
>is so based he pukes on himself, on bystanders, all over the place
lol clean it up jannies

>>212845184
kek