>big burly dude walks up to the bar
>orders a fruity mixed drink

>>212843471 (OP)
fruity drinks are based. I went to some fancy yippy bar with my mom and brother and instead of some gay ass gross IPA I got some beer that tasted like sour fruit juice

>>212843471 (OP)
Tiki cocktails are the best value by volume. Get krunk.

i ordered a bramble the other day, it was lovely

>>212843513
lol homo

>>212843678
>drinking shit that tastes good is gay
you are retarded

Drank 7 of these bad boys at me local applebees a couple months ago. They need to fucking keep these yo

>Extremely large man
>Tiny glasses

>Dutch beers

>>212843471 (OP)
I go to Hawaii pretty often and it's just mai tais and pina coladas for me.

>>212843471 (OP)
What's up with boomers and their insistence on alcohol tasting like black tar oil? I can handle hard liquor and moonshine just fine but I get no enjoyment out of it at all.
Cocktails are where it's at.

>>212843471 (OP)
>granny drinks big burly dude under the table in a drinking contest with shots of whisky