>older sister character
huge bitch
>younger sister character
>huge brat

Why are sisters always chaotic evil characters?

>>212843673 (OP)
Because it gives men a hate boner.

What the fuck, is that a bulge?

Peak

>>212843673 (OP)
Because that's an accurate depiction of what it's like having sisters.

>>212843673 (OP)
The only 100% non evil female character is the little girl Frankenstein threw into a well.

>>212843744
Do you have sisters?

>>212843758
yes, that is how i know it is accurate.

>>212843673 (OP)
They all need correctional spanking.

>>212843673 (OP)
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Klingons and Romulans! Or Klingons and Cardassians! Or Klingons and other Klingons! Or Me and whomever owns that frozen K-Stew prop!

>>212844365

>>212843673 (OP)
>kstew thread
>no pics
You guise stinko

>>212843744
checked and true
source: had two sisters

>>212843744
This. This is what it's like. And if anyone is all
>oh but I have sisters and they're my best friends
You won a lottery. Lucky you. At best they're tolerable but still assholes for most.

>>212844602
How many loads did you cum in their dirty panties?

>>212843744
this. its a miracle i didn't grow up gay.

- hair everywhere
- napkin or period smell in the toilet
- during summer sometimes they'd walk topless around the house if they thought i'm upstairs or not at home
- during that time of the month they'd all fight and pick on me. i would avoid going outside of my room unless its necessary
- all "manly" tasks are assigned to me, even changing the light bulb ffs change it you whore the step ladder's over there.

>>212844897
This. my older sisters literally used to dress me up then hold me down and fart into my mouth. All women are evil

>>212844897
>during summer sometimes they'd walk topless around the house if they thought i'm upstairs or not at home
Holy fuck that's so hot

>>212844970
Whhhhaaaaat that's even hotter

>>212844897
>>212844970
>>212844976
>>212844989
extremely evil aura in this thread

My older sister used to sexually tease me with full knowledge
My younger would do shit without fully getting it but would still drive me up the fucking wall
The fact they both grew up hot as fuck is even worse
I used to have to hear my younger one making TikTok’s with her friends and see them doing the sluttiest dancing I’ve ever seen
Older one works at a law firm so she used to leave the house in pencil skirts and shit

>>212845114
I wonder which is worse, growing up with hot sisters or growing up with ugly ones.

Oh great, a roleplay thread.

>>212844897
>napkin or period smell in the toilet
To this day, I still don't know whether she left her used stuff on purpose but it disgusted me to my core.
>- during summer sometimes they'd walk topless
Very real but my sister has no tits so there was nothing to hide.
Still uncomfortable though

There's nothing hot about it when it's your sister.

>>212845114
Pathetic larp. Sisters don't do that.

>>212844897
the hair really is fucking disgusting, especially if you share a bathroom. they never clean up after themselves. mine also left her ratty ass hair extensions lying around, and pitched a fucking fit if you dared to accidentally throw them out with the rest of her biohazardous waste

>>212845258
there's hundreds of examples on youtube/tiktok/instagram "it's just a prank bro"

>>212844897
Same bro. Worst part for me was my older sister used to wipe her boob sweat on me when it was summer

>>212845143
This isn't a LARP my older sister literally wiped her boob sweat on me

>>212843673 (OP)
their brother isn’t a prospective husband candidate so they don’t have to pretend to be nice and can just act in their normal state

>>212845269
also fucking hairspray, the residual fumes probably took years off my life. do not have daughters.

>>212844897
I remember my friend's older sister molesting me and it's the reason why I find dominate women hot

>>212845228
This. It was just an excuse for them to pick on me.

>OMG! Why are you staring? You're a perv!!!

>>212845269
>hair in the sink
>hair in the toilet
>hair in the shower

And they'd all gang up on me saying i clogged the shower and make me clean the toilet.

I remember waking up one night and my sister's friend had pulled down my boxers and was just looking at me. I still have nightmares

>>212845429
Fuck off Max

>>212845143
>t. didn't grow up with a sister
they are evil

all the bro sis porn is shit as though

>>212845258
t. never had one

>>212845751
I always fast forward to the part where she gets dicked down.
Never have I cared about the skit or the premise or the BJ.

>>212845269
After loving with two women, theyre fucking gross dude. Just the hygiene, everything

>>212843673 (OP)

>>212843673 (OP)
My younger sisster is a huge bitch, brat. But my older sister is a supportive mother figure. Maybe stop proyecting so much?

>>212844897
sissy boy

>>212845796
>t. never had one
I had 2 sisters. Their hygiene was awful. The bathroom was always a mess.

And no, they don't flirt with their family members let alone their brothers. That's disgusting.

Stop watching so much porn.

>>212845282
>there's hundreds of examples on youtube/tiktok/instagram "it's just a prank bro"
All that crap is fake. Newsflash the internet isn't real life. Also stop watching so much porn.

>>212846137
nah defo real

>>212846137
you just weren't close with them

>>212843673 (OP)
>create a 1:1 replica of teen K-Stew
>figure gets auctioned after the movie and men go to a bidding war over it

>>212845320
>OMG! Why are you staring? You're a perv!!!
They're definitely the weird ones for this anon. I had no idea women acted like anime girls irl.

>>212843673 (OP)
Older sisters either see you as their surrogate child and dote on you hard or resent you deeply for taking some of your parents' attention away from her. There is no inbetween.

>>212846907
>resent you deeply for taking some of your parents' attention away from her
this is what my younger sister does, she's mad I am the favourite because I am better than her

for me it was my sisters used pantyhose

Haha, glad I grew up an autistic only child, you fags had to deal with girls and developing complexes lol.

my sister went the bimbo route, tattoos, fake lips, lipstick, makeup, fake boobs, tight outfits etc
it makes me extremely hard

I have a crossdressing and femdom fetish because my 3 sisters always dressed me up as a girl, give me wedgies, start wrestling (and beat me),.etc etc

>>212843673 (OP)
>sister thread
>no incest stories
4chan has fallen
thousands of tourists must die

>>212847173
Fuck off Max.

>>212844210
Starting from what age? Are there tv and movies like this?

>>212847173
The greentext archive is woefully incomplete. Greentext stories were the basis for my teenage fapping

>>212843673 (OP)
>Wants to fuck your future self.

>>212843673 (OP)
Because otherwise you'll fall in love with them and stop caring about the main character. Too bad the writers don't know you'll end up fapping to the brat teen nontheless

>>212846528
Did this happen? I assumed that some stagehand took it away and has it in his garage to use as wank fodder.

>>212847737
Yeah some guy paid like a quarter of a million for it. Probably rubs his dick against it every night

>>212847761
>Probably rubs his dick against it every night
that's a statue, not a sex doll you can buy off the internet, rubbing your dick, or anything against it would be extremely uncomfortable.

>>212848109
you put clothes on it and rub against those, problem solved

>>212848109
It's made of silicone, which can vary in hardness, but high end sex dolls are made of it.

>>212847761
>pay a quarter million for Kstew statue
>you can't enjoy the original sweaty Kstench anyway
Fail

>>212844897
I fucking wish I were gay. I hate women and was disillusioned from an early age. Two older sisters.
>constantly fighting over petty shit, stealing each others clothes and trying to get our parents on their side
>their rooms were covered in clothes and random shit to the point where you could not see the floor and every chair, desk and bed was also covered
>they would put their things in the kitchen and living room like a fucking landfill
>dining table would be full of old wrappers, milk cartons, clothes etc
>dad would regularly have to unclog the drains from all the fucking hair
>raging manhating cunts even when not on their periods, when it was that time i'd just avoid them at all costs because looking in their direction or "eating too loudly" was a fucking death sentence
>rarely had to work, could always get out of it by saying no or claiming to have a head ache (i had to work during the day in the middle of summer with no protective gear from childhood)
>were treated better than emperors of old yet constantly complained about men and how oppressed they were and how all men were evil (despite our dad sacrificing his life for us and all our male relatives being A+ family men)
>unless they were schlicking to posters of boy bands or leonardo dicaprio

>>212843692
if only

>>212843673 (OP)
>Why are sisters always chaotic evil characters?
>he thinks it's exclusive to sisters
Let me guess, you're an only child huh?

>>212845944
likes like 99% people. only latent homos like watching blowjobs, rimming, and anal in 'straight' porn.