>Albus Severus Potter
Really?

>Gromyko Andropov Suslov Ustinov Brezhnev Potter... you were named after the greatest Marxists the proles ever knew
Wow, really subtle Rowling

>>212844002 (OP)

A-REEE POTTA… !?

Most of that crowd will be brown in the remake

>>212844346
They won't get that far

>>212844375
Primarily because society will have collapsed long before that.

>>212844560
Fuck society

>>212844002 (OP)
He is such short

>>212844002 (OP)
>Ron is a fat ass
Why did Hermione settle for this

>>212845052
She developed a fat fetish after weinstein

>>212844002 (OP)
>That incel teacher i hated all those years in school who always treated me like shit turned out to be bullied by my dead dad and in love with my dead mom, he was a good man

>>212844346
Tanned hermonie is going to spammed on /tv/ so much that mods will ban everyone who post her

>phone rings
>uhuh ok bye
>god damn it
>harry potter is doing something else mundane and because we were once classmates I have to stand in the background for the photo op again

>>212845179
But he was not an incel, he didn't want to fuck anyone

>>212845052
>Ron is a fat ass
Fits the lore. Ron is lazy and tried to drag Harry down with him as much as possible.

>>212844193
>Suslov
amoguslov

>Albus Severus Potter. Your name is Latin for "severely white". I named you this to always remind you that we must secure the existence of the white race and a future for white children. These 14 words are more powerful than any spell you will learn at Hogwarts. Heil Hitler and God bless the British Union of Fascists.
WTF Rowling?

>>212844375
1 season per year, 2 year between each season, this is Foundation all over again. Planning too big

>On his first day at Hogwarts, Albus encounters a mysterious boy who takes an instant dislike to him. Later on, Albus discovers this is Niggerus Maximus Riddle, the son of Voldemort and an unnamed negroid witch.
>Niggerus is a vocal supporter of trans rights and Palestine.
what the fuck

>Hitler Stalin Mao
Wow, I mean DAMN!

>>212844193
Isn't she (and the politics of the books) pretty neoliberal?

Gangbang Double Penetration Cream pieee?

>>212846826

>>212844002 (OP)
>Albus Goku Gohan Future Trunks Super Majin Vegeta Nail Picollo Broly Perfect Cell Mister Satan Buu Uub Ox King Racoome Freiza Cooler Raditz Goten Gotenks Kid Trunks Potter
Really Rowling?

>>212845253
>tanned
lmao

>>212844002 (OP)
harry's son is insanely cute shota hot

>>212844002 (OP)
It's what a traumatized kid would do. He's never known anything but manipulation and abuse from those who supposedly loved him the most, his actual family treated him like a rat to be stamped out, and even with his 2 best friends he was ultimately just the third wheel. .

>>212844002 (OP)
Ron's deadpan stare pretty much sums up what being 30 is like

>um, harry dear...could we name our son after my brother who died trying to buy you time?
>no.

>>212848796
based harry

>>212844560
I hope so

Tolstoy did the exact same thing tbf

>>212845673
If only Rowling was this based

>>212847572
>female teacher in the US detected
here we go again

>>212848796

>>212847572
t. ranny

>>212848898
Kek
George would love it

>>212847157
Rowling is anti-tranny but she is still a raging feminazi and a proponent of anti-whiteism. She's just too dumb to understand that you can't separate feminazism from transgenderism because feminazism is the root cause of it, much like it is of practically everything that is currently wrong with society.

>>212845673
kek

>Albus Severus Potter
>Really?

>>212849528
I don't care. There has never been a person who made trannies seethe harder.

>>212851297
>her ideology is directly responsible for everything wrong with the world but I hyperfixate on a singular issue that is only a symptom of the greater evils so she is heckin based!
60 IQ moment.

>Lily Luna Potter
Named after his mother and a slut he knew at school.
>James Sirius Potter
Named after his father and a crazy guy he met for a week.
>Albus Severus Potter
Named after his school principal and an incel teacher at school

No Hagrid.
No name chosen by his wife.

Grow up you fuckin millennial r*ddit pottertranny

ford anglia potter you are named for the greatest car I ever drove

>>212851451
enemy of enemy=friend
Seethe tranny

>>212844002 (OP)
Ok ok. Maybe i can let it go that he names him after snape after all the shit he discovered he did for him. But why did he still named him after Dumbledore? Wasn't it revealed that he was an asshole who didn't give much of a shit about harry and was already planning to let him die against Voldemort from the start?

>ASP

>>212851503
>Luna
Why would you name her after another woman your age who was close to you?
Make it seems like harry fucked her and still hasn't forgotten about her

>>212844002 (OP)
>Adolf Donald Potter

>>212851921
> I named you after the bravest man i've ever known
Wtf rowling

>>212844002 (OP)
Is the new one gonna be a 90s period piece without modern wireless technology and shit that forgets part way through and shows the millennium bridge getting bombed even though it isn't supposed to exist?

>>212851803
The enemy(trannyism) of my enemy(anti white, anti male, open borders Rowling) is my friend?
Is that about right, brownoid that was underage during the 2010s and benefited from her mass immigration ideals? Or are you a crystalcafe roastie/faggot from the farms

>becomes a parent hating incel after being bullied and laugh at by everyone, even teachers, for his name
>one day comes to Hogwarts with the Elder Wand and start blasting students left and right with unforgivables

>>212844002 (OP)

Movie Ginny was so D. hungry that she agreed to anything. There were probably tons of kids born at that time called Albus though, kind of the abundance of Daenerys you had when GoT was popular. Low IQ people love to name their kids after famous people. Hermione´s kids probably have normal names though.

>>212852033
>Movie Ginny was so D.hungry
You can say that again

>>212852033

>>212852003
yes
Neither
DIlate

>>212846239
>2 year gap
If they do that the child actors will be in their twenties by book 4. They can’t afford the usual tv formula.
They’re relying on the fact that sheer momentum will easily ride until the third book even if they fuck everything up in the first episode, and by then empty platitudes and the sunk cost will let them coast to the finish line.
Keep in mind that they’re appealing to the same chromosome burglars that thought GoT was good until the ending,

>>212846826
She's hardcore progressive on everything except trannies, the books contain a few things that are weirdly easily related to conservative ideals though so she might have a bit of a non liberal way of thinking but feels she's meant to be liberal because she's an author and female.

>>212852144
So you agree with me that rowling is the real enemy as she is one of the biggest reasons why trannyism gained as much power as it did
Glad thats been cleared up

>>212851989
From set leaks the clothes at least look the part for the period so far.

>>212852003
She's a british woman. The bar is extremely low.

>>212852239
So (you) finally agree, enemy of enemy = Friend.
Glad we could clear that up. that basic concept was a struggle for you i can tell.

>>212846239
Shows used to be able to put out a season a year with no worries. Hell, the first 3 films came out in consecutive years.
They will be well aware that the momentum won't hold if they have a 2 year gap between seasons. I'd bet they put a lot of money into producing the show such that they can make it quickly. They even built an entire Privot Drive set in the california desert. If this were a usual waste of time show like Severance, they'd have flown out to the UK and spent 2 months just shooting the privot drive scenes. But bts pics show that they're already filming at the school.

>>212848898
lel

>>212846826
She's just a product of Thatcherite Britain. She is actually extremely liberal, but she was raised by a generation who still had the traditional British prejudices and cultural values that are now viewed as "problematic" by it's new citizens. She's a relic of a post-Empire Britain that wasn't in decline as much as it is today, and the classical, folklore rich world of Harry Potter encapsulates this. And the economy of the Wizard world matches pretty well with the Thatcherite consumerism she lived through at her peak when the British economy wasn't in tatters and completely dependent on foriegn trade. Picture very related
>>212852375
>enemy of enemy = Friend
I mean this clearly shows me you're brown, but you also did agree with me that she's the real enemy. You're also phoneposting which could also be an excuse for the bastardization of it

>>212844002 (OP)
Why are anglos so afraid of the sun? Nordics go sunbathe till they turn orange

>>212852766
They already age badly very quicky without sub. Imagine if they had it

>>212844002 (OP)
>no Remus
fuck him then, all he did was die to save you in battle of Hogwarts
Meanwhile cuck Snipe did not give fuck about Harry, and only helped out of promise for his mother

>>212852766
they can't even sit in their homes and enjoy an evening of some dumb dogshit like 40 out of 100 cats anymore because of browns doing this, and you want them to go outside and tan?

>>212851846
No. He realizes gandalf had a past but he ultimately decides it doesn't matter because the fight is between him and tom.
Then it turns out it was dumbledores keikaku all along.

>>212853048
And he's teddys godfather. He doesn't need to name his kid after him to honor his memory.

>>212851803
Rowling considers trannies her enemies because she considers YOU her enemy. Dumb fuck.

>>212844002 (OP)
I like reading fanfiction where Hermione grows a cock and fucks both Harry and Ginny.

I hope Rowling lives to see a tranny cast as Hermione.

>>212844002 (OP)
Yes, there was no need for that name.

>>212844002 (OP)
>Dad, why did you name me Severus?
>Oh, that was a nice fella. He was a young magician nazi who also was in low with my mother. Unfortunately, she rejected him so he became even more evil than before. Then your grandma was murdered by his close buddy and he hated me for looking like her and bullied me cause your grandpa has cucked him. He then murdered Albus Dumbledore - the other guy i named you in honor of. And he was the one of the greatest directors of the Hogwarts too.

>>212856166
>...and he was a good friend

>>212851888
harry had regrets

>>212853274
This is Rowling's fault

>>212853274
It’s the UK so I’m assuming the brown retard got off Scot free and the white person who called 911 got arrested?

>>212852766
britain has less annual sunlight than the nordics do

>>212852138
Dean literally looks like a model. He's too good for that slag.

>>212856189
... and also, he was gay

>>212845179
He did saved harry multiple times so

>>212844002 (OP)
Why didn't he add hagrid name since he was his real father figure during most of his time in Hogwarts

>>212846826
Harry Potter is a single mother's fantasy about her unborn son

>>212844002 (OP)
Sheeeeeit!!!!

>>212848898
>Wingardium leviosa Potter, you were named that because every time i had to try making that ugly ginger skank pregnant with you, i had to use that spell to even get my dick up

>>212849528
Its called being a TERF

>>212845673

How let down do you think they were when they realized Radcliffe was never going to grow past little boy size?

Imagine if he had been 6 feet tall? Harry Potter would be a global sex icon. Instead he was a midget and his real life appearance directly influenced the story in the books, with Harry marrying Ginny since Hermione would never marry a midget who is shorter than her.

>>212852033
>tfw when your gen alpha young brother is named Albus Severus Guiterrez

>>212844002 (OP)
Yeah... JK Rowling was shit

>>212848786
I haven't felt anything in YEARS

>>212858550
start doing this

>>212858550
>I wish I was at the pub
>if Emma makes me eat fucking broccoli again I'm going to slap her
>I wish I had a BMW like Harry