Thread 212845108 - /tv/ [Archived: 407 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:30:19 AM No.212845108
Look Closer...
Look Closer...
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For me? It really was American Beauty (1999). For awhile after seeing it, I savoured every moment of my stupid, little life. I lifted weights. I studied. I listened to cool music and I bought a cool car. And for awhile, with the cool girl who took notice of me and who I eventually married, life was absolute bliss. And then she died because of some drunk fatass who crashed into her car with his truck. He's dead, too. Burning in Hell, I hope. Then I just let everything go. What was the point?

But I don't regret those four years of absolute bliss, at all. Not one bit.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:31:16 AM No.212845126
>>212845108 (OP)
Weird story but it's an okay movie and everyone should lift weights and have a cool American classic car.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:36:11 AM No.212845229
>>212845126
And fuck teenage girls.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:39:15 AM No.212845277
>>212845108 (OP)
But in the end, all you really wanted to do was suck your middle aged neighbors's cock. We know OP, we know.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:43:18 AM No.212845361
American Beauty Live Read
American Beauty Live Read
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>>212845108 (OP)
For me its the live stage reading of American Beauty, starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon, Bryan Cranston, Adam Driver, Mae Whitman and Christina Hendricks
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:06:05 AM No.212845729
>>212845108 (OP)

American Beauty is a fag movie. It was written by a faggot and starred a big faggot pretending to be heterosexual.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:07:34 AM No.212845759
>>212845108 (OP)
thoras fat tits made the shit movie worth it. thanks thora
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:36:17 AM No.212846213
>>212845126
>a cool American classic car
a high maintenance fuel drain
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:43:04 AM No.212846316
>>212845729
Those faggots make me want to puke my fucking guts out
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:02:40 AM No.212846604
>>212845229
Goes without saying.
>>212846213
I'm sorry that you're fatherless and poor, I'm pretty sure they make a Tesla for that.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:07:17 AM No.212846679
>>212845108 (OP)

anyone who unironically adores this particularly perfidious white family subversion movie made by the usual suspects deserves to have their loved ones die
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:07:25 AM No.212846681
>>212846604
Wtf man are you selling muscle cars or something? Why are you being so offensive over a vehicle design?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:10:20 AM No.212846732
>>212846681
"gas-guzzler" hate has long been a foot-in-the-door tool to limit the free movement of the populace
that combined with cars becoming too complicated to fix oneself without specialized computers combined with things like the suspension of practical skills in public school like autoshop are all part of the same totalitarian agenda
buy classic american cars, remove catalytic converters and gps chips/gyroscopes, don't fall for the dashcam scam
they are eroding your freedoms one grain at a time
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:13:36 AM No.212846793
tatas-olas
tatas-olas
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>>212845229
American woman!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:18:55 AM No.212846884
actress-thora-birch-attends-los-963677046
actress-thora-birch-attends-los-963677046
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>>212845759
They weren't Thora's. Her dad was fiercely protective over her and insisted on coming to all her shoots he was determined that nobody was going to see Thora's tits to such an extent she was actually fired from some things because of him. He is obviously not going to just let people film his 15 year old daughter's tits in one film, when he felt so strongly about her in others. Also if they were her tits, pretty sure it would be illegal to show a 15 year old actresses tits in a sexual scene in a film. The upper pane of the window might have been her, but the lower panes were definitely a body double.

Her mum did porn though so you can probably get a good idea what her tits look like from that if you're that invested though.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:21:58 AM No.212846928
>>212846884
She turned into a man???
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:22:01 AM No.212846930
>>212846884
she was 17 you sick fuck
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:23:27 AM No.212846954
Mena_Suvari_at_the_2024_Toronto_International_Film_Festival_(cropped2)
>>212846928
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:24:18 AM No.212846964
>>212846679
>Husband: smarmy, boring and deposant
>Wife: Shrill, neurotic and conformative
>Daughter: seeking thrills, slutty, dates some goy next door
It was about a jewish family actually.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:28:19 AM No.212847020
>>212846316
Well,me too son!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:29:38 AM No.212847038
>>212846964
a jewish guy would've never shit talked materialism and went to work a real job
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:30:30 AM No.212847050
>>212846884
>>212846954
Please stop.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:32:41 AM No.212847080
annette boning
annette boning
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>>212847050