>treats sex like a job application - /tv/ (#212847741) [Archived: 534 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:14:23 PM No.212847741
sponge worthy
sponge worthy
md5: 3d28cf6fbc670f03279f359ce3e77fb3🔍
>wouldn't share sponges with george
that's fucked up desu
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:29:56 PM No.212847935
>op doesnt understand the concept if having standards
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:37:48 PM No.212848026
>>212847935
>if
looks to me like you just invalidated youre entire post
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:22:25 PM No.212848645
She's a whore
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:22:44 PM No.212848651
>>212847741 (OP)
I still don't know what sponges are or do
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:24:35 PM No.212848684
>>212847741 (OP)
>Girl doesnt just tell the guy to use a feelings numbing condom
totally unrealistic
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:26:57 PM No.212848723
They're only like 85% effective
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:29:13 PM No.212848763
>>212848651
I'm pretty sure the woman just JAMS them up there and then it just hangs out in her pussy until the man cums and it soaks it up like a cum rag and she says thanks babe that was great and force queefs it across the room into the trash
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:32:23 PM No.212848809
>>212848763
This I've seen them do it
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:20:50 PM No.212849500
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>>212848763
>force queefs it across the room into the trash
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:53:31 PM No.212851178
>>212847741 (OP)
She'll need sponges to clean up that gaped shithole
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:03:24 PM No.212852728
>>212848651
It's for when she just loves being creampied by random men nightly but wants to trim the chance of getting knocked up a little bit.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:38:58 PM No.212853656
>>212848763
Someone draw Elaine doing this
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:57:42 PM No.212854122
The contraceptive sponge was a small foam circle that a woman placed up against her cervix before having sex. It was soaked with a spermicidal contraceptive. Basically, the promise was that a guy could cum inside of you and you wouldn't get pregnant.

They had a brief period of popularity in the 80s, but they didn't work nearly as well as condoms and didn't prevent transmission of STDs, and they didn't work as well as the pill for having unprotected sex with someone who's clean.

They also had problems because the marketing was that they worked for 24 hours, so a woman could put one in before going out for the night if they thought they may be hooking up. But women would forget about it and leave it inside them for several days, and develop toxic shock syndrome.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:10:51 PM No.212854468
>>212847741 (OP)
they're each IRL exactly like their characters.
Elaine - judgmental cunt
George - insecure, angry chickenshit
Kramer - eccentric and offensive
Jerry - fastidious, smug, and self-absorbed