Since Matt & Trey didn't have the balls to show the scene of her farting, I did it myself

>We open on Heather in PE Class. She's running but has to stop due to her stomach condition. Lola & David walk past her, oblivious to what's about to happen next.
Heather: Ugh, my tummy's hurting again...
>*ppr-RRRAABBTT!*
Heather: Ah, that's better...
>Kenny, being a delinquent, caught a picture of her right when she farted, given he's seen her fart before. Lola & David walk towards her, fanning the air.
Lola: Ew, what's that smell?!
David: And that sound? Did you just fart?
Heather: N-no! That was just my shoe! See?!
>She tried scraping her shoe on the ground, but to no avail. After 10 seconds, she gets close to it.
David: Oh, well that explains it. What about the smell?
Lola: (pinches nose) It's probably her sweat. Put some deodorant on, girl!
They leave, and Heather lets out a sigh of relief.

>>212847801 (OP)
Fuck off schizo.

>>212847908
No. This is genuinely more well-written than most of modern South Park by /tv/'s standards.

bump

>>212847801 (OP)
there was a female fart episode? qrd?

>>212848732
No, it was said Heather farted in PE Class. However, it wasn't shown onscreen. All we know is Kenny took a picture when it happened & two kids smelled it and asked who farted. So I made this up myself.

>>212848835
>All we know is Kenny took a picture when it happened
how does one take a picture of a fart?

>>212848886
We don't see the actual fart, but here's the picture of when is supposedly happened.

>>212848732
Closest we got was the queef episode & fecal transplant episode

>>212848897
looks like it's a wet one too