>No Facebook, no Instagram, no Linkedin, not even so much as a damn Tinder profile. Chief, this isn't your average professional we're dealing with here... this guy's a ghost.

>Check his Club Penguin account.

That's ok he has a Reddit and a Twitter account.

Made a FB, IG, and TT this year cuz I was cyberstalking some chick, but I’m back here where I belong now! I had to add a couple people I knew from high school a decade ago to make the profiles seem legit, surprisingly a lot of those randos added me back.

>>212850779 (OP)
>No Johnson, even worse, this guy is... a virgin