Why did Jessica Simpson stop acting?
>>212851956 (OP)wonder what her skull will look like after a hundred years in the ground
>>212851956 (OP)She became a mom and busy with shilling her clothing/cosmetic brands
>>212851956 (OP)no clue. she should acted in Playboy Centerfold, Penthouse when she was 20s then when she fatted up she should done some Score photoshoots
>>212853676jesus christ where'd she get those
she didn't have em when she was filming dukes of hazzard
>>212855610>>212853676Someone post the preggo pic of her with the gigantic belly
>>212855610She was always pretty stacked
>>212855976Fuck yeah!! That's the one!!
Swollen milkers FTW!!
>>212851956 (OP)because she wasn't a very good actress. Good looks will get your foot in your door, but it won't keep you in the room forever
>>212856059I would have watched dukes of hazard 2 and 3 if she had been in a bikini in the trailer.
I remember having some collage of her bikini pics in this scene as the wallpaper for my psp
>>212855642her tits could be bigger... imo
>>212851956 (OP)I don't remember her face looking so handsome before
>>212856544you were only looking at her body as a teen
>>212853676Every single former-actress who dropped off the face of the earth turns out to be a secret cosmetic millionaire.
>>212855937she was, and i spilled a lot of cum to dukes of hazzard, but she still didn't have those cans then
Fit hick blondes are like cock heroin to me. I've dumped so much DNA to picrel in particular
>>212851956 (OP)Because buffalos don't have wings
>>212857654damn. Do you have a list of pr0n stars who are hot Hicks?
Never forget that legendary pussy magnet John Mayer forced himself to dump her because her pussy was too good and he feared it would destroy his life
>>212851956 (OP)acting?
I think she genuinely is an idiot. You think its an act?
>>212851956 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyo_tJuhw8U
She has that weird white trash/redneck phenotype with deep set eyes, a pronounced brow and man jaw, like Britney Spears. Just isnโt my thing no matter how hot their body is. Itโs like theyโre almost hot but just off enough to be worse than a mid or homely girl with the same body.
She got fat and got dumped.
>>212861405My boss is 52 and looks like she is 40. She is very fit (but not weird gym rat fit), takes care of herself and is basically a good mom and pillar of the community.
These celebrity types live hard lives and it shows.
>>212862712celebrities are more likely to be drinkers, smokers, and drug users since they can afford it.
Elizabeth Banks is 51 and she maintains her looks.
She had enough money to dodge doing anything she didn't want to do. Then went off and married an ex-nfl players and had some kids.. The whole get married and disappear to have kids isn't all that unique.
Most females are washed up in Hollywood by 30 and done by 35 anyways.
>>212856716There's one i was trying to think of that has a clothing line and is basically a billionaire because of it
>>212863085>Elizabeth Banks is 51 and she maintains her looksanon just because you start out ugly and keep being ugly isn't a victory or something worth telling other people about
>>212855610Big Momma Tits...good genes.
>>212864361I think she also had a decent family to keep her grounded and from doing anything TOO stupid.
>>212861405Pam looks great and I would much rather see women just look older than turn themselves into wax figures of themselves
>>212866301she looks nice but she's probably had a lot of work done herself just different work