Thread 212857974 - /tv/ [Archived: 572 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:07:17 PM No.212857974
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>Only Bond actor who could actually act
>/tv/ hates him
Why is this website wrong about absolutely everything?

>he's not a biblically accurate James Bo-
Have sex for once in your life.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:09:37 PM No.212858042
>>Only Bond actor who could actually act
Timothy Dalton
>Have sex for once in your life.
Stop projecting
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:09:48 PM No.212858050
>>212857974 (OP)
>Only Bond actor who could actually act
we're really supposed to sit here and believe that you think sean connery was a bad actor.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:10:43 PM No.212858090
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>>212857974 (OP)
That cocksuckin' piece of shit Barbara Broccoli's boyfriend - I can't even say his name - murdered James Bond. And what did I do about it?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:18:07 PM No.212858355
The only Bond actors who "couldn't act" were Lazenby and, ironically, Craig
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:19:56 PM No.212858413
>>212857974 (OP)
Craig's Bond is a too serious faggot. Bond movies are meant to be slightly silly and Ian Fleming can suck a cock too btw.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:21:35 PM No.212858460
>>212857974 (OP)
>Only got the job because they were too handrubby to pay Brosnan what he was worth
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:23:38 PM No.212858509
>>212858355
Lazenby still had a Bond-y charm, unlike Craig
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:24:50 PM No.212858553
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>>212857974 (OP)
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:27:05 PM No.212858623
>>212857974 (OP)
Let guess what happens in the next movie
>bond does some stunts
>beats the bad guys
>end credits
Who actually gives a shit and is entertained by Bond movies? Nothing of interest will happen. BORING!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:29:04 PM No.212858691
I think there's a definition of "can act" that's been going around for a while where you blend into a movie and are just okay
when the definition should be that you're more like Charles Grey in Diamonds Are Forever or Geoffrey Holder in Live And Let Die. You need to be vividly entertaining. And I don't know if anybody can act in that way anymore.
And I know both of those examples were very gay, but they weren't faggy and flimsy in their acting.
I think the last time anybody was close to that good in a Bond movie was Jonathan Pryce.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:34:28 PM No.212858885
>>212858623
Yet you came into a bond thread even though you dislike them so much, interesting.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:43:07 PM No.212859175
>>212858050
>>212858691
Sean Connery wasn't a great actor. He was charming as fuck and had screen presence like no one else. There's a difference. He was great as Bond because he just oozed charisma without even doing anything.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:02:04 PM No.212859816
>>212858691
Craig was the only one who attempted to make Bond a three dimensional character, at least in CR and QoS when he still cared, and maybe a bit in Skyfall. All the others just tried to look cool, which you're supposed to grow out of past the age of 13.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:34:06 PM No.212860786
>>212857974 (OP)
>>212859816
i don't watch james bond movies for the acting, i watch them for the action, women, and bad guy plans getting sabotaged. all three of those things were bad in craigs movies.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:40:58 PM No.212861009
>>212859175
watch outland
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:41:42 PM No.212861024
>>212858509
>Lazenby still had a Bond-y charm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:45:21 PM No.212861152
>>212857974 (OP)
After watching all of his movies for the first time this week i think he gets a solid fourth place after Connery, Brosnan and Dalton. Unfortunately he only felt like Bond starting from Skyfall and Spectre and Quantum Of Solace are the worst movies in the series by far. They are so bad they make Die Another Day look good.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:45:37 PM No.212861161
>>212861009
Decent albeit a weaker Hyams flick, Connery plays Connery as always.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:46:47 PM No.212861203
>>212857974 (OP)
I'm on /tv/ and I love Craig. Top tier Bond together with Dalton.

I don't get why people hate on Craig when Pierce Brosnan before him had no charisma, he was bland as fuck. Craig has so much charm and personality in comparison, he's a huge upgrade. Bit he's blonde and not tall and he looks like what aryan supersoldiers actually look like irl so the autists here hate him
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:47:11 PM No.212861221
>>212861024
Yes.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:48:14 PM No.212861259
Sean Connery was powerful
>Well, well, well..sch.. Money penny, did you missch me? *grabs her ass* *squeal* Ousch that's what I like to hear.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:51:58 PM No.212861380
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I liked Casino Royal.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:52:59 PM No.212861421
>>212861259
>schmack them in the face
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:53:36 PM No.212861439
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>>212860786
>Women
>Were bad in the Craig movies
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:55:25 PM No.212861502
>>212861259
https://youtu.be/Mxo-LAHVHdw?t=22
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:57:11 PM No.212861564
>>212861439
is that face supposed to be attractive? she's got way too much make up on because shes trying too hard to be pretty
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:59:13 PM No.212861651
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>>212861564
Yes she's pretty.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:01:52 PM No.212861768
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>>212857974 (OP)
I choose to be a man of sometimes dangerously conflicting opinions
on the one hand
>Craig's Casino Royale is the best Bond film ever made
>Skyfall is kino
>The problem with no time to die wasn't that bond died, if anything that was one of the few redeeming parts of it
on the other hand
>the Craig era overall has done irreparable damage to the bond franchise
>the craig era was a disjointed mess in terms of telling a cohesive story from CR to NTTD
>Craig was a perfect casting initially, but it became rapidly obvious that he did not deserve the role