>Darkness crept back into the forests of the world.
>Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispersss of a nameless fear...and the Ring of Power perceived its time had come.

OH LAWD DEM RANGS, DEM RANGS OF POWUH LAWDY LAWD

>But... They were all deceived... For in the restaurant of Dubsia, in the fires of the kitchens, another reservation was made...

Let's see Frodo Baggins's ring.

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT THE PRANCING PONY NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD