remember that brief period from the 90s to the early 2000s where there were a bunch of movies about the beach and beach culture? whatever happened to those movies? why did they die out?
it's crazy how similar my body is to hers
Dunno. People stopped going to the beach?
>>212865808>>212865653i mean thats my point, you dont see beach movies anymore
>>212865419 (OP)Still very much alive in Australia.
>>212865419 (OP)What even are good beach kinos? These are the ones I know I've seen off toppa my head
>The way, way back>Teen beach movie>Teen beach movie 2>Sammy the way out seal
>>212865419 (OP)it's just a genre for young people so the actual films and movies moved to streaming, outer banks is exactly that but for zoomers
>>212865864The Beach (with Leo Retardo)
Jaws/Piranha
Beach Bum
Mamma Mia
Weekend at Bernie's
Blue Lagoon
Surf Nazis Must Die
A good part of Society happens on the beach
>>212865871But the cool blond guy died
back when beaches weren't overrun by non-whites and fatties
White people love the beach for some reason but are the least adapted for that environment.
>>212865419 (OP)probably due to film crews ruining them environmentally. that was a big controversy with The Beach.
>>212868160That because we are Gods and not of this earth. Only an animal is adapted to its environment.
>>212865495What are you doing tonight?
There have been โbeach cultureโ movies for the entire history of film. Theyโre dead now because if you want to see young pretty girls in skimpy bathing suits you just go on Instagram.
>>212865808>>212865834Why did spy movies die out after the sixties (except James Bond)? People stopped spying?
>>212868639Jerking off to dorse drawings while eating 3 boxes of cheezits
>>212867807I recognized her through the butt. I need to leave this place again for a few months.
If you walk up to a white woman at the beach now she will scream and call the police.
>>212865834Now itโs boat movies. The natural evolution of the beach enthusiasts.
>>212869727Try wearing a Speedo with a little stuffing.
>>212867807>>212869256I ran into her last year on the street coming out of a presidential candidates' office, so she's 100% an escort and also super smol. I wonder if you can even fuck her in the ass with a normal benis, imagine dishing out 5-10 grand and you can't reach her asshole.
>>212870022>5-10 grand and you can't reach her asshole.Talk about a deal-breaker.