Times you acted like the Redditic?

>be me, 25 yo neet
>forced to go to church for Christmas
>wear a t-shirt jesus is queer underneath my christmas sweater

>DON'T COUNT ON ME, CAUSE I'M NOT LISTENING

When I bring up the phantom menace

>Religion is.....EL BAD

>>212866410 (OP)
Religion is just like the monopoly... ok!?

>>212866410 (OP)
>be me
>smoking hella weed and watching rick and morty
>couple of mormons or whatever knock on my door
>they're smiling, i smirk back knowing these sheep are about to be dunked on
>"good afternoon! if you have the time we'd love to talk about jesus with you!"
>i hit my weed vape pen and blow it at them
>"sure, if you don't mind me talking out our savior Sol, or the sun, the bringer of life and actual religious head of the whole world"
>they stare at me as if they just heard music for the first time
>"by the way, 'jesus' (i did the air quotes thing" loved everyone including gays"
>as i said gay i looked at both of them and winked
>"back to the two things i know ACTUALLY love me, WEED and SCIENCE!"
>slam the door on their shocked faces
>mfw i smoke a bowl and jack off after

>>212866410 (OP)
picking on christtrannies is like making fun of down syndrome retards

>>212867702
fun?

>be me
>be le redditic
>dab on religions
>all religions
>besides islam because I'm scared