Memes aside, how would you approach a Chris-chan biopic?

What would the plot be?
How many films would it be?
Who would you cast? (as Chris and anyone else)
Who would direct?

zendaya

>>212867827 (OP)
No movie can do justice to CWC

It would be an amazing work if done in the style of those neorealist misery porn European character studies. For a frame of reference, go watch Gaspar Noe's I Stand Alone.

>>212867827 (OP)
Why dumb down and condense someone's life into 2 hours? Especially a guy with as controversial a life as his? Not to mention giving all those autistic subhumans that tormented and benefited from him publicity

>>212867827 (OP)
>What would the plot be?
Would cover his childhood briefly in the first act, then flash forward to the current day covering most of the events (Julay, Bob walking in). Would probably be done like >>212867868 suggested
>How many films would it be?
At most two films. Movie 1 would cover everything that happened in the 2000s, right up until Bob's passing, maybe with a fake out ending that Chris would change his ways.

But the sequel would cover the tom girl to incest period. Would be a lot darker. Might have to shuffle some events around for it to work. Likely would end it with Chris' arrest.
>Who would you cast? (as Chris and anyone else)
Haley Joel Osment as Chris
Tommy Lee Jones as Bob
the rest is TBD
>Who would direct?
Larry Clark.

The real issue is that most of the funny things Chris did were confined to his home and interacting with people he met online. That'd be hard to make interesting in the first film. Movie 2 covering his trooning out and relationship with Barb would have a lot more going on, but for most would be a hard watch.

>>212868502
Good job making CWC sound boring and by-the-number, anon

>his parents failed him
left him with unreliable sitters while they went out all night drinking, didn't put him in retard classes like directed by multiple people
>the school system failed him
teachers didn't care about him and called the cops on him, regularly failed him, classmates didn't give him any attention, or in the case of his "gal pals" gave him disingenuous attention which only added to his delusions of grandeur and made him worse
>society failed him
shunned by his community, bullied and harassed by authority figures from principals to store owners to cops, making him a recluse
>the internet failed him
the ED page made fun of him and taunted him, the trolls did the rest and ruined his mental state. in the beginning he just wanted to post his shitty comic. Every video Chris made after the initial first two were because some troll pretending to be a girl told him to make it
>the court system failed him
He should have ended up locked up or under supervision especially with continued God delusions

unironically the only person who genuinely cared for him consistently through his life was his pastor Rocky. Chris could have just volunteered there and dedicated his life to the church/christianity and turned out okay as a janitor or something in the chapel.

Chris slipped through the cracks. Make a drama about that.

>>212867827 (OP)
Focus on his childhood up to the Julie Saga. The Bluespike incident would be the climax.

>>212868689
Literally the only way to go is to just give Chris a project or a venue to contribute to. Chris' contribution to Shrek and Sonic OVA was funny and fun to watch. Talentless cunts "adapting" his life and ultimately fucking it up is a big waste of time.

There's waaaaaay too much to cover for a single 2 hour movie.

>>212868502
the entire movie should revolve around the gamestop incident with copious flashback sequences filling in backstory and context, complete with record scratches and smug voice overs. runtime should not be allowed to exceed 90 minutes

>>212868827
It will probably be adapted as a netflix miniseries

>>212868689
except there's tons of evidence to suggest he was always a weird little narcissist freak who would just scream whenever he didn't get his way

He's too old now but I always thought Mathew McFayden had a Chris Chan vibe

>>212867827 (OP)
You center it around the life of the obsessed schizos that can’t let go after what? 20 years already?
Chris’ life was only interesting and funny when it was all organic and people were trying to find more info about him

>>212869004
It was never organic, anon. The trolls sunk their claws into him as soon as the ED page went up.

>>212868944
He never had a chance, first of all. You're blaming a mentally handicapped man for having shitty parents. There's also evidence for a lot of his weird actions being something someone else privately convinced him to do for sport. The amount of interference makes a lot of it look phony

hire Fincher as the director, he can pull it off after what he did with Se7en

>>212868867
This, but with Chris sitting in his jail cell after the incest incident. I'd say it would be two hours max. Have the pre-tranny scenes in stripes play out like an awkward comedy, while the post-tom girl scenes (like running over Snyder, Chris seducing Barb) take on a darker tone, and work the story up to Chris being court.
>>212869004
Yeah, keep the shit involving trolls stalking him or deliberately provoking him to a minimum. Or at least, never show the faces or even voices of people like Bluespike. Just have Chris yelling at his PS3 camera in distant wide shots, the characters should be people Chris knew IRL and had some relationship with that wasn't just for internet cred.

You're all worthless parasites who think everyone is as fixated on a gangstalking victim as you are. All your gay pitches scream "me-me-me".

>>212869050
Megan was totally organic and I think the first Sonichu issues were done before he got popular
I still remember the 2007 craze on /b/, it’s been almost 20 fucking years already, just let it go

>>212869057
No, retard.
I'm talking about the footage and documentation of his childhood, along with the heavily biased stories Chris himself has relayed that would obviously be skewed in his favor.
None of this would've happened if Barbara hadn't had him in her 40s, obviously, but not every retard is a wannabe manipulative sociopath like Chris has seemingly always been. He's just very bad at it.

>>212869135
>keep the shit involving trolls stalking him or deliberately provoking him to a minimum.
Then why make a fucking movie at all? There's nothing left

>>212868883
Would have to be. There’s so much information that’s important to get the full picture. You can’t cut out much.

Maybe a mockumentary? Bring Daniel Day Lewis out of retirement to play Bob

>>212869207
You could make an entire cringe comedy movie about Chris' college years (well before he was discussed on the internet) where he wandered around menacing young women.

>>212869191
>I'm talking about the footage and documentation of his childhood
Are you telling me a mentally challenged kid with shitty parents was poorly raised and maladjusted?
>but not every retard is a wannabe manipulative sociopath
Easy there, Anthony. Again, blaming a guy who never had a chance in Hell is pointless. Hating him for it like you do is a waste of time

>>212869135
Eh, it would be kino having the trolls just as voices provoking Chris and driving him further into depravity. Don't show them or humanize them at all, just keep them as devils on his shoulder.

>>212869207
Because you still have Chris acting like a retard in his home, you could fill it with internal monologues about he assess each situation. Like imagine how you would fill out Chris' thought process when he came up with the "Sonichu Business Presenation" and actually believed Nintendo and Sony were watching him pitch a Sonichu game.

>>212867827 (OP)
Alright, here me out, we cast a woman, maybe Lena Dunham, to play Chris. Since he's a valid woman, it's good casting. Then, we make Lena act out all the nonsense, just straight up retelling. Have to include the Oscar bait rape scene. I think Lena Dunham is perfect for this role, with the right actor, everything falls in place. It'll be like The Whale, of something. I really just want to see that fat bitch in the shirt yelling about sonichu

>>212869279
Sounds incredibly boring and pointless.

>>212869294
You could mix their voices real low in the background, make it sound like Chris is having a deranged conversation we can barely hear while the camera is squarely focused on him yelling and having fits of autistic rage. Would probably make his utterances of things like "I don't like niggos" all the more bizarre.

>>212869285
No. He deserves it. If he wasn't autistic, he'd have raped a child by now.
His story was going that way when developed a fixation on towards his niece and little girls in general shortly before fighting the internet took up his full attention.

>>212869295
>you still have Chris acting like a retard in his home
Most of that's not documented and it's impossible to surgically remove the troll shit from those events in some futile way to get rid of all "interference".
> Chris' thought process when he came up with the "Sonichu Business Presenation" and actually believed Nintendo and Sony were watching him pitch a Sonichu game.
No-one can, especially talentless, maladjusted attention-whores who think they of all people have a deep and profound psychological grasp of fucking Chris-chan

>>212869422
You A-Log tard. Your personal feelings are worthless and your self-righteousness is pathetic

>>212867827 (OP)

>>212869449
Stop simping, fag.
He deserves it.

>>212869450
fuck you

>>212869427
>Most of that's not documented
Dramatic license, all biopics have them. Just don't go too crazy with it.
>impossible to surgically remove the troll shit from those events in some futile way to get rid of all "interference".
Keeping all of the "troll shit" would pad out and ruin the pacing.
>No-one can, especially talentless, maladjusted attention-whores who think they of all people have a deep and profound psychological grasp of fucking Chris-chan
Then how do you expect anyone to make a movie about him? When post in the thread?

I’ve deliberately avoided ever learning anything about Chris.
Does anyone want to give me a QRD including the most interesting incidents?

>>212869427
people who laugh at chris > people who get mad at people for laughing at chris

>>212869479
Are you actually underage or too much of a manchild to not insert yourself and your massive ego into unrelated situations?

>>212869540
You're about a decade late for a QRD anon.

Would a biopic be able to explain this page?

>>212869540
>retard
>creepy towards girls
>obsessed with sonic and pokemon
>tricked by the internet into doing many things, including becoming a tranny
>raped his elderly mom because a girl told him to

>>212869529
>Dramatic license, all biopics have them
That's why people hate biopics, whenever some loser makes shit up it's jarring and it undermines the point of depicting someone's life.
>Keeping all of the "troll shit" would pad out and ruin the pacing.
All the troll shit was people influencing his life and his behavior anyway so that too skews the entire "narrative" if you can even call it that.
>Then how do you expect anyone to make a movie about him?
That's my point. Talentless cretins and bandwagon-jumping losers can't do the impossible

>>212869546
>Retard says retarded shit
No wonder you're obsessed with him

>>212869450
>opening scene is Bob putting up this sign with a young and innocent Chris
>final scene is Chris getting arrested
>as he the cops lead him out of the motel the screen dissolves to the sign
>fade to black
Kino.

>>212869552
>massive ego
Why do you bringing ego into this? Do you think people need to have a huge ego to feel superior to a fat retard who shits his pants and crossdresses?
And why suggest I'm underage? You do realize shitting on Chris isn't some new trend, right?

>>212869450
>Muh dreaming studio
Bob was a shit father who had as big a part in Chris becoming what he was as anyone else. He enabled Chris's delusions that he could do no wrong and the community was just biased against him, saying that Megan was a nazi troll in cahoots with Michael Snyder

>>212869696
don't forget it has to be rusted and overgrown with ivy

>>212869741
Megan was hardcore into nazi shit, but in a girl way. Probably not even racist, but obviously Bob saying that about her comes from him having some knowledge of the fact that she got Chris to buy her nazi memorabilia on ebay.
You do have a working brain, right?

>>212869655
>That's why people hate biopics, whenever some loser makes shit up it's jarring and it undermines the point of depicting someone's life.
People also enjoy biopics for the things that are true and the fact the someone led an interesting (if absurd life) that can serve as the basis for a film. You sound incredibly autistic yourself for not realizing that real life isn't a three act movie and in order to adapt someone's life into a story you have to take some liberties.
>All the troll shit was people influencing his life and his behavior anyway so that too skews the entire "narrative" if you can even call it that.
And who failed to learn from those repeated incidents of trolls "influencing" his life? Oh yeah, Chris for his entire adulthood
>Talentless cretins and bandwagon-jumping losers can't do the impossible
So everyone who's adapted something into a narrative for entertainment is a cretin, got it.

>>212869732
Because it's noticeable in your rabid self-righteousness and your insistence on judging a loser and a nobody in some masturbatory desire to look morally superior to him. You're also derivative to the point to where there's slang or losers like you: A-Log
>And why suggest I'm underage?
Because the fact that you're an adult man makes you 10x sadder

>>212869798
Being a wehraboo was a totally innocuous hobby until the polarization of society and you completely ignored the rest of my post. Keep sucking the decrepit rotten dick of an dead old man who's family wanted nothing to do with him.

I have the first two issues of sonichu signed by chris shortly before he went to jail. Think they are worth anything?

I was dating a woman during the period where the incest shit went down. Her job was working with developmentally disabled children, taking them out into the community, helping build independence and skills, that kind of shit.
I ended up asking her about her perspective on the CWC stuff, and she ended up actually looking into the Ruckersville area as far as ABA therapists and 'services' as they call it.
At the time when chris was born, virginia had services for developmentally disabled kids. There are people who've even been working since that time nearing retirement.

Her conclusion with this was that his family failed him. She said that based upon what she was able to observe about his behavior, had he been given a more structured environment and proper support, there would be no reason for him not to have a functional and fairly normal life.
She ended up blaming the parents almost entirely. Something she brought up as a really bad decision I'd never myself considered was how Bob paid the cheerleaders at the high school to befriend him. She described that as 'reinforcing non-progress' or something to that effect.
I haven't been with her for a few years at this point, but I still think she was fairly insightful on the subject.

>>212869858
what a great point you made about something I didn't say
you suggested him saying megan was a nazi troll was incorrect, when likely his only perception of her was chris lying to him and saying she was his girlfriend and eventually learning or being told that she got chris to buy her nazi crap
I can see why you like chris so much, he's a big fan of sperging out instead of actually communicating, too

>>212869830
>People also enjoy picking raisins out of shit
If that's your argument this entire idea is a waste of time
>Victim-blaming a mentally ill man who was gangstalked for 10 years
I knew you weren't interested in anything genuine, you fucking loser
>So everyone who's adapted something into a narrative for entertainment is a cretin
Specifically in this case, yes. The only idiots who'd agree to making this have less talent and creativity than Chris does

>>212869953
What part of my post said I liked Chris, you fucking retard? My point is simply to cut through the tired narrative of le epic bob the internet lumberjack

>>212869851
you don't need to be self-righteous to make fun of chris chan

>>212870009
Then why are you?

>>212867827 (OP)
David Lynch and Cronenberg to direct and write it. Documentary style with dramatizations sprinkled in.

>>212869997
that's great, but you listed a specific reason that undermines your overall point and makes you sound like you're on chris' tranny defense force
megan was ultimately another abuser of chris, she just managed to jump ship when things got to real unlike most of the others
meanwhile bob was senile and probably taking chris at face value when he would lie about how michael snyder was plotting to ruin his life and how megan "dumped" him for no reason or whatever

>>212869968
>If that's your argument this entire idea is a waste of time
Only to you because you don't even know how biopics are made, dumbass
>Victim-blaming
>gangstalked
You sound like a giant faggot.
>I knew you weren't interested in anything genuine, you fucking loser
Xir, this is a 4chan thread. It's very gay of you to assume you're not a loser yourself.
>The only idiots who'd agree to making this have less talent and creativity than Chris does
Then fuck off the thread, this isn't a discord server about how to find IRL sightings of Chris, we're talking about making a hypothetical movie for fun. Holy shit, use your imagination. probably can't, because you're an autist lmao

>>212870025
why would I make fun of someone who shits his pants all the time and became a tranny?
you're really asking that question?

>>212870150
Megan was not "abusive" to Chris just because she asked him to use his credit card for a few things, get real. She dropped Chris after he drew porn of her, not because she suddenly decided to dip. Jesus christ

>>212867827 (OP)
You say memes aside, but going with the memes is honestly the best way to go about it. I'm imagining it be animated in the style of Sonichu, the poor art and animation combined with the fucked up story would be a sight to behold. Maybe even do it like Adaptation where it also has someone in universe struggling to do the biopic at all.

>>212869191
you lost the argument against him by replying like that
you lost empathylet

>>212870250
>it's not abuse to enable but never reciprocate a retard's romantic obsession with you in exchange for the retard's money
what are you even arguing at this point?
she never paid him back, and I'm sure if I brought up the numerous other people who did that exact same thing with chris' money or his property, you would mysteriously not be as charitable

>>212870163
>Only to you
And to the rest of the sane world
>because you don't even know how biopics are made
Neither do you, apparently. Your ideas are actual dogshit
>Gangstalking an autistic man for entertainment purposes is an exaggeration
If you think that term doesn't apply you know dick about Chris. He's the most documented man in the world for a reason.
>Then fuck off the thread
I'm not sorry your circlejerk got interrupted, and I'm not sorry for shitting all over your dumb ideas

>>212870327
She literally did pay him back and even insisted on a final meeting to do so after their friendship was over. Stop going off about things you know nothing about

>>212870188
Because it's the equivalent of standing in front of a crack-smoking hobo in public and insulting him in some pointless attempt to feel better about yourself. It's all ego

>>212870324
you should look up the definition of empathy and stop confusing it with sympathy, because having empathy for chris would be a direct contradiction to the point that faggot keeps making about how "you can't blame chris for doing insane, criminal things because he's retarded and not responsible for his actions!"
you also wouldn't be able to empathize with a person like that, either

>>212870398
>it's all ego
again, no
it would be more like avoiding a screaming psychotic shit-covered homeless person on the street and then laughing about it later as you recount the story to someone else

>>212867827 (OP)
It should be a surreal movie focussing on Chris's attempts to avoid his grim reality, and his own shortcomings, through his fantasy world and the internet. So a lot of colorful scenes where Chris is in CwCville contrasted with painfully realistic scenes of him in his filthy house.

The fantastical scenes start out as this happy escape from reality but as the movie goes on the brutality of the real world ends up infecting his fantasy world, and the childlike logic of the fantasy world ends up infecting his real world, to the point where both worlds turn into nightmarish delusions until they finally start to merge and there is no way to tell anymore what is real and what is fantasy.

Chris himself gets introduced as a somewhat cute and harmless autist, with his only flaws seemingly being his immaturity and stupidity. He should be more human and likeable than the real Chris ever was at the start, just so the audience can connect with him, just a nice weirdo who's a victim of his parents and the world around him. As it goes on he grows increasingly delusional, arrogant and manipulative until he becomes the Chris we know.

Honestly I think a Chris-Chan inspired story with a character based on him would work better than a story about the real Chris, because the real Chris is just too ridiculous and detestable to work as a relatable tragic figure. He did so much disgusting/retarded shit unprompted, like drinking his own cum and cutting a hole in his taint, it just goes too far

>>212870409
They dropped the case and the only one obsessing over judging him after the courts had their say are you faggots

>>212870443
>It's not about ego
>Except it totally is
Nice job, tard

>>212870329
>And to the rest of the sane world
You're the only one getting mad that people making up ideas for a movie about Chris equates to being mean to him. That sounds pretty illogical and not sane.
>Your ideas are actual dogshit
You're free to share yours then.
>If you think that term doesn't apply you know dick about Chris. He's the most documented man in the world for a reason.
And a lot, not all, but a lot, of that is him failing to just fuck off from the internet and learn that if a stranger online wants to interact with you based on all the trolly shit you've fallen for in the past, is his fault.
>I'm not sorry your circlejerk got interrupted, and I'm not sorry for shitting all over your dumb ideas
And not I'm not sorry you're a legit humorless autistic faggot that thinks Chris isn't beyond mockery even in a dramatic sense. Sorry that you identify with him so much.

>>212870477
>they dropped the case
there's been many "cases"
and just like when a girl gets raped but doesn't want to do anything about it, that does not preclude passing judgement on the rapist

>>212870477
>They dropped the case
the autism deferrel is more like an insanity plea.

>>212870509
Are you an ESL or something? You're fixated on certain words and they don't really even apply here.

>>212870509
>recounting stories to someone about some crazy person you saw is egotistical
Yep, you're autistic alright.

>>212870409
you were arguing that chris deserved no sympathy because he was an asshole as a child, which is one of the most retardest and insane things I have ever read on this site
you lost, please kill yourself

>>212869004
Nothing after the initial discovery by ED was organic. The majority of Chris's entertaining moments were trolls behind the scenes saying "this'll totally make troll x angry/imaginary gf y love you"

>>212870526
>You're the only one getting mad
Are you autistic too or something? I know you think highly of yourself but thinking this is an emotional rollercoaster for anyone is deranged
>You're free to share yours then.
Why would I contribute ideas to a shit premise on /tv/ of all places?
>And all of that is due to him not thinking like a normal, adjusted, rational person
Great advice, retard.
>Sorry that you identify with him so much.
I grew out of obsessing over Chris Chan and yet you losers are still talking about this dead horse like it's worth a damn. People who can't let go are the ones who think about him in relation to themselves too much, methinks.

>>212870698
yes, but you said empathy
probably because you're an ESL
here's a helpful guide
>empathy
shit bro, sorry your mom died, mine did too a while back, I know it's hard
>sympathy
shit bro, sorry your mom died, that must be tough

>>212869919
>Something she brought up as a really bad decision I'd never myself considered was how Bob paid the cheerleaders at the high school to befriend him.
Holy shit I didn't know that happened. God that's for some reason one of the most horrifying things I've heard about Chris

>>212870750
except the girlfriend auditions, getting banned from the gameplace, being creepy towards an incalculable number of random women and also Megan and Anna, the dreaming studio, the creation of sonichu, etc. all happened before

>>212870547
>muh raped girl
Please tell me more your personal feelings on this situation and how it makes you look good in comparison, St. Retard

>>212870864
You really are an autistic ESL, huh?
What kind of ego do you have to come here even though you obviously don't speak English that well and try to communicate with people?

>>212870802
minor correction: bob never paid girls to hang around chris in high school. he approached the principal to arrange girls to be his "friend" in exchange for extra credit. it's a common thing at least in the states to have a program like that where a regular kid will be a retards "best buddy" but it was all informal

>>212867827 (OP)
Probably with a feel similar to I'm Thinking of Ending Thigs

>>212870949
I forget to put in "about" and you tard rage? No wonder you like picking on retards if you think like one too

>>212870993
Regardless of the specifics of the arrangement, it had the effect of giving him feelings of success and confidence without any backing.
Chris to this day misses high school in large part because of the gal pals, but he doesn't understand that he misses a fiction.

The meanest thing you can do to someone who is fucking up is tell them to keep up the good work

>>212870760
>I know you think highly of yourself
What makes you think that?
>thinking this is an emotional rollercoaster for anyone is deranged
It's a fucking hypothetical situation about ideas for a movie. Holy shit, that you shit you're autistic, at least by how severe you think people's ideas for a FICTIONAL movie are.
>Why would I contribute ideas to a shit premise on /tv/ of all places?
Why come to the thread at all faggot? You wanna show your posts to Chris to prove you defended his honor for asspats and a custom Sonichu medallion?
>I grew out of obsessing over Chris Chan and yet you losers are still talking about this dead horse like it's worth a damn.
And yet you're frothing at the mouth like this thread's been posted ad nauseam like a Fishtank thread or other flavor of the month slop that's spammed on the board. Calm the fuck down retard.
>People who can't let go are the ones who think about him in relation to themselves too much, methinks.
Oh, so you're just a whiny projecting faggot. For the record I stopped following Chris after Bob died and only checked in when his home burned down and the incest case. Thinking about him once every five years isn't an "obsession", autist.

>>212871075
oh yeah im absolutely not denying that. going from people having to be around him to becoming totally invisible in college was the worst blow to chris's psyche in his life

>>212871048
No, ESL.
It's because you once again have fixated on some completely irrelevant detail as though you can't properly read the intent of a very simple post and the context of said post. You thought the simile was the point, when, as taught in English-speaking elementary schools to young children, similes are flavor for a point, not the point itself.
I'll use a less offensive method this time, since a woman being mentioned made you sperg out.
>It's as hot as hell outside!
You see, the point of that statement is that it's hot.
Not that, for example, I believe in hell, or that I believe it is just as hot as real and/or fictional metaphysical and/or lateral plane of existence where Satan lords of legions of demons.
I'm simply describing the weather.
Internalize this.

>>212871087
>What makes you think that?
Because you think something as stupid as a conversation with you on the Internet elicits any kind of emotion.
>It's a fucking hypothetical situation about ideas for a movie.
And I'm making fun of you and your terrible ideas.
>Why come to the thread at all faggot?
Came for nostalgia, stayed for the retard rodeo.
>And yet you're frothing at the mouth
Maybe you are autistic if you can't accurately determine emotions without clear indications.
>Oh, so you're just a whiny projecting faggot.
I was mostly being glib in response to you making shit up. I'm glad I wasn't right.
>For the record I stopped following Chris after Bob died and only checked in when his home burned down and the incest case
So you're bringing out your terrible ideas for fake stupid movies out of nostalgia too, then?

>>212871234
>A-Log thinks he can teach anyone English
That's a laugh

>>212871373
>still can't speak English properly

>>212871387
Maybe if the teacher would pull his head out of his ass he could be better at it

>>212870783
You're lacking in empathy because you're incapable of putting yourself in the shoes of someone who was clearly abused since childhood, hence you arguing that Chris doesn't deserve sympathy.
And even if I were an esl, you'd still be worse off, because you lack basic reading comprehension.

tl;dr you are an empathylet and will die alone

>>212867827 (OP)
I would do it Memento style and start with him leaving jail, then it would switch to a scene from his childhood, then back to his time in jail, then back to his childhood. It will continue until the final scene where sets up his camera and then gives his important message to the future.

>>212867827 (OP)
>>212868502
>Would cover his childhood briefly in the first act, then flash forward to the current day covering most of the events (Julay, Bob walking in).
I think it would be better with a nonlinear plot, open the film around the time he was discovered, then flash back to his childhood when it's relevant.
>How many films
Just one. It doesn't need to cover all the minutia, just hit the the main arcs and plot points.

>>212871335
>Because you think something as stupid as a conversation with you on the Internet elicits any kind of emotion.
>he says seething at every post
lol
>And I'm making fun of you and your terrible ideas.
>he says even though I've only posted like two, spends the entire thread defending Chris like he's done no wrong
lmao
>Came for nostalgia
>gets mad at the slightest idea of anyone having laughed at chris for anything
lel
>can't accurately determine emotions without clear indications.
>when it's obvious anon angrily replies to anything like he's fucking white knighting for chris 20-fucking-25
rofl
>I was mostly being glib
>every post has been accusing anyone finding Chris amusing as being heckin egotistical
kek
>So you're bringing out your terrible ideas for fake stupid movies out of nostalgia too, then?
>retard can't figure out figure the thread still
jej

Concessions have been accepted in advance. Seethe and dilate twice as hard for Chris, you know he'd appreciate it

>>212871613
Are you autistic too?

>>212871573
>I think it would be better with a nonlinear plot, open the film around the time he was discovered
What would be the best way to show that though?
>It doesn't need to cover all the minutia, just hit the the main arcs and plot points.
Yeah, but that would require a lot shuffling around and skipping in time.

>>212871657
No just laughing at the white knight's unsanctioned buffoonery and seething.

>>212871770
Sorry to break it to you, but if you can't read emotions accurately you're at the very least on the spectrum.

>>212871819
>but if you can't read emotions accurately
Anon, it's a fucking forum wherein text is the main means of communication and we don't have things like eye contact and body language to go off of.

I hate this is devolving into accusing each other of autism, but no, someone misinterpreting what you say by going off of just text and having to internalize and interpret how it sounds isn't grounds for diagnosing autism.

>>212867827 (OP)
Kesha will do the soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLN-6lKDdhI

>>212869422
>developed a fixation on towards his niece and little girls in general shortly before fighting the internet
This is complete bullshit. It feels like you read A-log cliffs notes somewhere and then just stopped.

>>212871734
>What would be the best way to show that though?
I don't know, probably open with a re-enacment of his future message video or something.
>Yeah, but that would require a lot shuffling around and skipping in time.
Time skips are not that unusual, especially in something like a biopic. You could have subtitles with the year, or maybe just use cues like music or some piece of news or media playing on TV in the background to suggest the year. You could also have the flashbacks to his childhood be used as a transition for the time skips. I think this could give the film a dreamlike feel that would work well with the subject matter
>>212870469
>colorful scenes where Chris is in CwCville
You could have things like this as well.

>>212869586
>including becoming a tranny
This is the one thing I wouldn't blame the trolls for, Chris was always preoccupied with the idea of himself as a woman. The very first Sonichu storyline (before any trolls' involvement) is about a female doppelganger of Chris being "trapped" and him and Sonichu needing to "free" her.

>>212872316
That's because he didn't fit in with guys while girls were nice/felt bad for him so he ended up relating to them more. It's a common thing in autists which is why they troon out at exponential rates. The trolls definitely egged on his misandry by calling him gay and encouraged his whole tomgirl experimentation as well. There was a group of trolls who posed as a lesbian couple evaluating chris as a surrogate. Very little of them leaked but what's known is that they would constantly make fun of Chris for having a penis, around that time Chris started getting into "transform into a woman binaural beats," and that they all dipped after Chris cut his taint open with a knife thinking a vagina was growing out of it.

>>212870054
>David Lynch
anon...

>>212872937
>It's a common thing in autists which is why they troon out at exponential rates
Autists also tend to have a lot of issues with identity and understanding their own feelings and who they are. I think that definitely ties into the trans thing.

>>212867827 (OP)
Paul Walter Houser as CWC
Clint Eastwood as Bob