>>212869656 (OP)
The foot clan and the teenage mutant ninja turtles both have cool lairs.

Death Shred

>>212869716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-JHiQZfKSE&list=RDl-JHiQZfKSE&start_radio=1

I am relegated to the garage because the in laws are here & I did bad things

>>212869913
Zoomers won't understand but this was what it was like to be a kid before 9/11

>>212870302
Idk being a kid in the 2000s was alright

>>212870302
In Eastern Europe yea not in America

>>212869656 (OP)
I wish there was an irl foot clan to join

>>212869656 (OP)
and people wonder why millennials grew up to be chuds

>>212870358
yeah up til 2008-2010
then the culture wars came upon us

>>212870456
>then the culture wars came upon us
>they didn't exist during the LA Riots or when blacks cheered OJ being free

>>212869656 (OP)
>we have to stop Oroku Saki from…giving homes and purpose to abused and orphaned teenagers!!!!! Go, my sons!!!
>in the name of my warlord father Hamato Yoshi, I strike you down, child of man!!!!
Ok?

>>212869913
This made being bad look really fun.

>>212870302
Or the internet.

>>212869656 (OP)
Would 2025 Shredder be doing the surrogate father figure thing as an online grifter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVTf-ppd2s&list=RD3mVTf-ppd2s&start_radio=1

>>212869656 (OP)
Would’ve been better if they had Uncle Phil dub the voice Darth Vader style

>>212869913
Baaaaaased

>>212870428
>wikifeet. com?

>>212870570
>giving homes and purpose
The purpose being to steal and beat people up like black people do

>>212870428
ms/13 would love to hire you

>>212870694
Some AI nerd here should do the dub of some of his lines with James Avery to hear what it would sound like.

Correct

>>212869913
The world pre-2010

>>212870491
Neither of those had an effect on your everyday life, even if you lived in LA. 2008 changed everything

"... now enjoy all the soda you can drink and this sick Afterburner machine, which I have rigged to be free play. Enjoy." Based Shredder.

>>212870575
I think the whole point was it was a honeytrap?
They made stupid things kids would like like video games and stake-boarding then pressured them into yakuza martial arts gangs and shoplifting outfits

>>212871069
fuck man, if they have decent benefits I'd take it. Denton isn't going to exist for a good while.

>>212871824
>then pressured them into yakuza martial arts gangs and shoplifting outfits
I would use the verb "empowered" instead of "pressured". Frankly, that's what those kids wanted to be doing anyway. Not mentioning mutated turtles with ninja weapons was a slight misstep on his part, but sometimes the people who create jobs need to use a little discretion in those job postings, you understand.

>>212869947
what did u do craig

>>212870570
He cares NOTHING for you, or the people you hurt!

>>212872075
Except then Tatsu spergs out and crushes your ripcage one day.

>>212871506
>"Its time to go back."

>>212872613
Way too much of the runtime was dedicated to Raphael moping. I'm not saying cut all of it, but the vehicle didn't need all of it.

>>212869913
>basically any arcade in the 90s
>only missing the smell of weed hanging in the air everywhere

>>212869656 (OP)
I don't know if it rejected me so much as I just stopped caring enough to try interacting with it.

>>212869913
That girl still gets me rock hard to this day.

>>212870358
>Idk being a kid in the 2000s was alright
it's nothing against you mate, it's just that the world was completely different, and in a lot of ways better.

Why has the atmosphere been sucked out of movies? Is it just me?

>Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be...
>...without honor.

This movie had no right to go as hard as it did.

>>212874037
so kino

>>212869656 (OP)
Love that Turtle kino threads get traction. The original movie had no right to be as great as it is. It is genuine certified kino.

>>212871506
2005 was nothing like 1989.

>>212872653
He was the one i related to the most. Fuck off normalfag.

>>212874037
I only partly understood how great some of the quotes were in this movie when it came out

>>212869913
THIS IS WHAT WE DO

Man, I havent seen this movie in decades. Definitely due for a rewatch

>>212870674
Shredder's entrance was absolute pic related

>>212875339
Ghetto darth vader

The cards and smell of the gum always pops into my head whenever I see this film anywhere. Just thought you all would like to know.

>>212875328
how did they make it such kino?

>>212869656 (OP)
And now we just have 4chan.

Test

>>212876677
They gave a fuck.

>GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

>>212869656 (OP)
reminder that the ninja turtles killed this man in cold blood by shoving him a trash compactor

>>212877002
Wrong.

I miss arcades. Now they're all just that ticket bullshit.
Also funny how if you played games on a PC at home you were a nerd, but if it was at the arcade you were ok, or even "bad".

>>212876130
What cards and gum? I only remember the expensive Popsicles that had an eye that was bubblegum. Jurassic park the lost world also had them they were okay not worth the 3 bucks

>>212875737
Those sketches were artistic as hell!

>>212871824
it's like Pinocchio

>>212870674
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrdMnk7Xm1s

>>212875737
>>212877784
aprils voice over here is perfect too, you feel the passage of time it's been

>>212876876
even this behind the scenes photography is beautifully colored. feels like a completely different world than today

>>212876140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8aT1Lmhck

>>212878058
i knew right away what song it was gonna be. absolute kino music and scene

>>212878179
I always liked that the stakes felt real, Raph in a coma, Splinter kidnapped/presumed dead, Aprils house and business burned down.

>>212874423
I would put my nuts on your face before I smacked your shit into submission, which is a total Mikey move.

For me it's 9.95

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRSIAGDV5is

I am debating seeing the 35th anniversary in theatres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N842cR7Aphs
https://youtu.be/eGX4NvmuJCY?si=_9wVVmy-sJyKhGba
"I am proud of you my sons..."

>>212878290
how did our childhoods have so much soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDzrMn3SBeY

>>212878220
definitely. the escape to the farm house felt like a genuine retreat, not just something convenient to the plot.

If anyone needs background noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2R1-KdXh7M

>>212878305
No debate, I would go.

>>212876130
this came with my Raph trenchcoat poster as a kid damn

Just reminding everyone that the Ninja Turtles cereal is the best cereal ever made.

>>212878554
Love that they're airing these. Not sure what to make of the themesong update, but I appreciate what they're showing.

>>212869656 (OP)
KINOOOOOOOO

>>212878842
i'm listening to it now and every version sounds wrong/off like mandela effect

>>212878594
He'll have to risk young porch pirates and urbanites anon. We should join him and kick some ninja butt!

>>212878273
Typical loud mouth faggot.

>>212879050
Some of the charm from the show was seeing one turtles voice come out of another turtles mouth, those weird little out of sync's with the animation and soundtrack.

>>212878842
>>212879050
>>212879101
finally found a normal one that wasnt remastered, maybe we were just used to the tv sound compression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlpvA_QOlag

>>212878151
Film is still available, but the formula is different thanks to environmental protection laws. We won't see color like that again.

>>212879263
if there's one thing that should radicalize you, it's that.

>>212879335
Also, Kodak simply just stopped making Kodachrome. It got too expensive in the face of digital photography.

>>212879402
i'm sure people would still pay a premium for that

>>212870694
Nah the voice in the movie was good. Avery didn't even voice Shredder for most of the later run of the 80's TMNT either.

>>212878767
30 years on and i still remember the taste

>>212878767
>>212879673
this and the bill and ted cereal

>>212872731
some woman on instagram thinks she may have been that girl, said she was visiting the set and was put in the scene

>when you see it

>>212878058
Rewatching it after all the praise of it's serious tone, you notice how the fights start out as silly slapstick and played for comedy, but then this great tune kicks in and all of a sudden shit gets serious, it's great. I think it was something the sequels lacked, every fight was played for laughs, shit never got real.

>>212877672
kek guess i might have to check out the robocop sequels

>>212874037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1xT1eM-RaA

>>212879861
>I think it was something the sequels lacked, every fight was played for laughs, shit never got real.
People complained their kids wanting weapons as toys. So it was all hand to hand combat or silly shit.

>DAMN IT DANNY!

fuckin ginger fuck cant even steal $20 from his dad and he thinks he can run with the foot clan.

>>212879955
2 is great.
3 is terrible. It's even rated PG or some shit. Every shot misses.

Minor character theater with foot clan member is pretty funny.

>>212880550
I never saw 3 but saw the trailer on.tv. the Japan setting was enough to get me hyped.

>>212869656 (OP)
nobody talks about how the turtles were beating up vulnerable teenagers

>>212870674
>maybe all that hardwares for making coleslaw

>>212877002

>>212880761
i only really thought about this recently, the turtles and the foot clan were all teens fighting an ancient ninja war

>>212879778
based

>>212880875
aesha waks is her name i think

>>212880726
Talking about Robocop. Would say it also applies to TMNT, but 2 was shit except for Ninja Rap