WTF was this shit??? Is this where we are with films? Women beating up and killing men while sustaining no realistic injuries. they make this slop for /tv/, YOU ARE ALL TO BLAME FOR THIS TRASH!

>>212873608 (OP)
S-Sorry...

>>212873608 (OP)
I also miss when john wick was realistic

>>212873608 (OP)
>She struggles the entire film, in every fight
>even against other women
>literally had to kick her Sambo opponent in the fucking balls to win a fight
>isn't nearly close to the level of lethality as the living legend John Wick
>John takes it easy on her, actually sympathizes with her
>Cuts her a break and saves her life more than once
>She's ex-communicado
>Will probably die in the sequel

You didn't even watch the movie faggot. Just like your favorite nihilistic Scottish YouTuber "critic", Will Jordan. Fucking birthday party clown.

>>212873926
i'm watching it right now, you pussy mouthed faggot. she isn't "struggling" neither is she sustaining any damage and unjuries that render her in the condition of the men she's killing. only they are getting fuckd up and she all the hits she recieves does not reduce her visual HP. the more she is hit the stronger she becomes. it's fucking retarded

>>212873608 (OP)
That's why it fucking flopped hard. Nobody cares for girlbosses with exceedingly rare exceptions such as Ripley

>>212873608 (OP)
too much 4th-walling, too. from the start to the end.
>We know she's a woman, so we put this line in here, or had this character say, or do this, in order to not make you feel like we're insulting your intelligence by making this woman beat up, kill men and win EVERY SINGLE fight and overcome every single adversity.

>>212874185
>in order to not make you NOT feel like we're insulting your intelligence

>>212873790
the movies are silly, but this one did feel too stupid at times.
the grenade fight was kino, especially sound design.
main character getting a break at every turn started to feel dumber and dumber until it peaked with the world's greatest assassin, john wick, letting her off the hook because reasons.
ana de armas sure is cute tho.

>>212874439
>the grenade fight was kino,
NO IT WASN'T! but to each his own. It's as retarded as the dinner plate fight I just watched these two cunts engaged in. an entire town gets turned on like fucking drones to kill this one cunt who kills them all. these movies are dumb.

Shan't watch this garbage, but let me guess
>she killed her father or stepfather as a kid
>scene where she goes to a club and bullets fly everywhere but people keep dancing
>there's a fight on some fancy restaurant kitchen

>>212874660
LOL hahaha don't forget the inevitable club scene. ALL these movies of this type do a club scene. it is so fucking cringe.

>>212873608 (OP)
Are you seriously expecting realism in a John Wick movie?

>>212875028
I'm just saying these movies are fucking trash! lol and /tv/ is to blame for their existence and persistence.

women can no longer have babies and they can never be wives. they must join up to die for israel. all of it is a hollywood psyop not being marketed to China and the BRICS blok

>>212873608 (OP)
not every woman can jump thru windows anon, but the ballerina can ;-) did you get the the flamethrower vs pressurewasher scene yet? you'll probably turn it off there kek

>>212873608 (OP)
come on, it is not perfect but you can not name better action sequences this year
so, i am satisfied
>>212873790
me too but that nigga is old
>>212875028
this
>>212875562
go back to /pol/

>>212875654
>but you can not name better action sequences this year
Warfare 2025

>>212875654
>go back to /pol/
it's the reason they make these movies fart breath

>>212875696
>Warfare 2025
ahahahahahaha
>team1: CAAAAN'T LEAVE
>team2: Don't worry, we'll be there to get you out
>... hours later
>team2: CAAAAAAAN'T LEAVE
>team3: Don't worry, we'll be there to get you out

Uhhh they've always had girl protagonist action movies, it lowkey started as an anime thing in like the 80s

>>212873608 (OP)
Didn't watch and never will they think they're slick by making movies about old shit we liked and then girl bossing it the fuck up while at the same time stripping the original character from the movie even though the movies titled after the original character fuck all that I don't want to watch Mad Max without Mad Max and I don't want to watch John Wick without John Wick I don't want to watch blade without blade this whole fucking bullshit fucking type of movie needs to go the way of the dodo

>>212873608 (OP)
Nigga the actual John Wick from the same series literally takes out 50 henchmen at once without getting injured as well
Expecting realism from action movies just because it's a movie is retarded, like the dyel middle aged Wick would be able punch it out vs all the roided russian gorillas he fights

>>212876157
Yeah but the the differences they used to make them good now movies are just women strong men bad shoved my agenda in your face bullshit

>>212877246
I agree there's a lot of turn off your brain and just enjoy it type movies but what's lazy on top of lazy is to go oh let's just replace the main character with an unrealistically strong female it's lazy it sucks and nobody likes it, just learn how to write or get the fuck out and let the old writers back in the room

>>212874185
Eh, every single segment/scene started with such a disclaimer, which was about the only entertaining thing in it. Wouldn't even call it average, it was painfully mediocre.

>>212875097
Stupid action movies have their place. Not everything has to be deep or pretentious. You sound like miserable person. Nobody saying John Wick movies anything just dumb action movies

>>212874053
>i'm watching it right now
then watch it instead of posting, zoomtard

>>212877341
They didn't replace John, it's a side story in the same universe and if anything John's name is just there because they know no one would care about some literallywho strong woman otherwise
Even then it's obvious trying to have stronk action women is box office poison as that just alienates the whole audience: men will only care if it's some og tier Charlie Angels type of whores with sex appeal, women will only care if it's the classic young adult roastie protag with a lot of handsome hunks trying to win over her, yet Ballerina like most nu-female centric action movies has none of that
Regardless, realism in action movies is still nonsense, they've always been about one guy vs a small army and dodging bullets like a ninja etc.

>>212877439
>They didn't replace John, it's a side story in the same universe and if anything

Doesn't matter how they did it the effect is still the same they made a John Wick movie without John Wick it's that simple

I liked Byrne's cult village, a bit of an overreaction on her part.

>Remember to aim center mass and don't suck my cock

>>212873608 (OP)
It was fun. She wasn't being a badass hand to hand combat expert. She used guns and pointy things to kill people. And the last act was just her spamming a flamethrower. It was ok anon.

>>212873608 (OP)
But I didn't do anything.

>>212873926
It's always fascinating when you obsessed weirdos bring up ecelebs unprompted.