Thread 212875210 - /tv/ [Archived: 349 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:59:37 AM No.212875210
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>finally watch it
>practically no scenes with his parents
>all the cool stuff like interacting with strangers is way too short
>then a whole hour of braindead emmerich action

what a garbage movie cant lie. prob the last capeshit ill ever watch.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:01:32 AM No.212875276
Best superhero film I've ever watched outside of the Raimi Spiderman trilogy
OP is gay
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:05:57 AM No.212875393
>>212875210 (OP)
>>then a whole hour of braindead emmerich action
I think you mean to say an hour of some of the best action ever filmed, with one of the best film scores of all time. You're the kind of manchild who would watch John Wick and complain about too much shooting.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:06:01 AM No.212875397
>>212875276
avengers eg/if, spiderman into the spiderverse were both way better than MoS
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:07:20 AM No.212875434
>>212875397
I didn't watch the avengers or niggerman into the niggerverse because im not a gay faggot
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:23:50 AM No.212875903
>>212875393
>some of the best action ever filmed
Bro wait.until.you find out about dbz
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:30:33 AM No.212876085
>>212875397
>avengers eg/if
You mean Endgame? The completely hollow and empty movie that has aged like complete ass because the only reason anyone liked it was because muh cinematic universe?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:32:55 AM No.212876168
>>212875393
I love watching 2 dudes punch each other with no sight of anyone taking any damage or losing stamina.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:36:56 AM No.212876295
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>>212876168
I like how they reduce the entire city to rubble during their battle, no doubt killing millions of innocent bystanders
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:38:27 AM No.212876336
>>212876168
>I love watching 2 dudes punch each other with no sight of anyone taking any damage or losing stamina.
But enough about every great martial arts movie ever made. Imagine watching the masterpiece that is Mortal Kombat 1995 and complaining that nobody takes any damage or looks like they're losing stamina.

Also, you're wrong in this case because Superman clearly loses stamina.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:39:28 AM No.212876359
>>212876295
>I like how they reduce the entire city to rubble during their battle
I sometimes question the basic literacy of moviegoers when I hear things like this, because the city was reduced to rubble before Superman even showed up. How can people be so fundamentally brain damaged they don't understand that?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:40:48 AM No.212876403
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>>212875393
It’s worse than Dragonball Z, you dumb spook. It’s the most weightless action ever imagined. No impact to the punches, no unique applications of their skills and powers, it’s just
>punch
>zoom out
>some CGI rubberman is now ragdolling to the other side of the city
>repeat
until Sneeder arbitrarily decides the gmod sandbox session is now over. Fucking gay goyslop, it’s Black Panther except you can see even less thanks to all the muted colors.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:41:33 AM No.212876427
>>212876403
Dragonball Z has bad action, though. It's all dumbass power levels and special moves.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:43:16 AM No.212876486
>>212876359
Watch it again.
https://youtu.be/qVco65KekFo?si=BpypZVPRzkoEadof
There’s still plenty of city left after the skybeam incident that they do indeed bulldoze during their fight.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:43:28 AM No.212876488
>>212876403
>No impact to the punches
Why would you lie like this?
>no unique applications of their skills and powers
This isn't a cartoon. What fucking powers? He's flying around. What more do you want?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:43:55 AM No.212876497
>>212876295
>no doubt killing millions of innocent bystanders
They deserved it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:44:55 AM No.212876526
>>212876486
>There’s still plenty of city left after the skybeam incident that they do indeed bulldoze during their fight.
Where? There's a single building that Zod chops in half. (See Batman v Superman where we see the building being cut in half from Bruce's perspective.) Where are these buildings they "bulldozed". What are you people even TALKING about?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:45:55 AM No.212876548
>>212876295
Are MoS haters autistic or am I just imagining it?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:46:02 AM No.212876553
>>212876359
>I sometimes question the basic literacy of moviegoers when I hear things like this, because the city was reduced to rubble before Superman even showed up.

But that's wrong. Have you not seen the movie?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:46:15 AM No.212876560
>>212876295
innocent bystanders dying is a staple of every big action movie.
you are not supposed to care about other people dying.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:46:30 AM No.212876570
>>212876488
>This isn't a cartoon
Might as fucking well be, the whole thing is two CGI men slapping each other through CGI buildings. It is still just animation.
>What fucking powers?
What the fuck do you think, retard?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:48:02 AM No.212876616
>>212876359
>the city was reduced to rubble before Superman even showed up
No it wasn't. The World Engine hadn't done anywhere NEAR the damage the fight did.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:48:40 AM No.212876631
>>212876560
>you are not supposed to care about other people dying.
You are supposed to care. For fuck's sake the movie has an entire sequence showing people holding hands as the world engine's beam bears down on them, reinforcing the heroism as Superman stands up.
>>212876553
Have you seen the movie? What on earth are you talking about?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:50:11 AM No.212876675
>>212876616
>No it wasn't. The World Engine hadn't done anywhere NEAR the damage the fight did.
The world engine blew a fucking hole in the center of the city, expanding outwards. You keep claiming that their fight did damage, but you haven't shown it, because you can't.

Next you'll try to blame Superman for Zod's ship clipping those skyscrapers as it crashes towards the edge of the world engine's splash zone.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:52:32 AM No.212876732
>>212876359
>I sometimes question the basic literacy of moviegoers when I hear things like this because the city was reduced to rubble before Superman even showed up.
Wrong.

>How can people be so fundamentally brain damaged they don't understand that?
How can people not understand the wrong version of the movie that exists only in your head? I don't really know
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:52:47 AM No.212876739
>>212876570
It sounds to me like you wanted a movie for kids, like Dragonball, instead of a Nolan-style "serious" action film with superpowers. Maybe Superman should have announced each attack before he did it.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:54:29 AM No.212876790
>>212876732
You keep claiming that the city was destroyed after Superman showed up. Prove it. C'mon show me.
https://youtu.be/06Qm8cKJ-jo?si=Hcdu1DIOOk4eIWb4
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:54:56 AM No.212876801
>>212875210 (OP)
>ITT: Some Snyderfag loses his fucking mind and blindly rages at everyone and everything
cool
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:58:36 AM No.212876912
>>212876801
Are these snyderfags in the room with us right now?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:02:45 AM No.212877039
I've been ripping some huge farts. Would you guys care for a whiff?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:03:22 AM No.212877053
>>212875210 (OP)
How does one get filtered by capeshit of all things? I must say that's pretty impressive OP.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:03:45 AM No.212877066
>>212877039
yes
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:05:01 AM No.212877099
In all seriousness, I find the autism and seething around Zack Snyder's movies baffling. People takl about these movies in a way that seems unique to capeshit. Why didn't Superman do this why didn't Superman do that? Superman isn't real. He does what the plot wants him to do. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:06:50 AM No.212877152
>>212876336
>Mortal Kombat 1995
There's literally blood in that film you stupid fuck.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:08:09 AM No.212877178
>>212876739
>Nolan-style "serious" action
Nolan is fucking trash at action. Thanks for proving his point.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:09:09 AM No.212877217
>>212875210 (OP)
Yes, Superman is a power fantasy.
The people who want Superman saving squirrels don't understand the character.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:11:41 AM No.212877298
Kind and hope
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>>212877099
It's called being a redditor. Cynical people who think they are too smart because they read comic books.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:13:02 AM No.212877340
>>212876739
Are you so uncreative you can’t conceive of any unique ways 2 people with super strength, speed, senses, heat vision, x-ray vision, super breath, and freeze breath could display their powers besides punching each other for 45 minutes?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:15:01 AM No.212877392
>>212877039
YES OH GOD YES
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:18:59 AM No.212877484
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:21:30 AM No.212877548
>>212877152
Not during major fight scenes.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:22:46 AM No.212877580
>>212877217
The thing is, there's nothing wrong with Superman saving squirrels when he's out and about. This is what Donner understood. If they wanted a squirrel saving superman they should have told a charming, properly low stakes story where he stops bank robbers and stuff. Instead they try to compile apocalyptic threats with Superman never letting harm come to even a squirrel.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:24:06 AM No.212877630
>>212877340
But Superman doesn't have super breath or freeze breath in the film. These films try to ground the fight scenes somewhat. Superman has freeze breath in Justice League, but the try to keep it all reasonably grounded, otherwise it turns into a cartoon.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:24:43 AM No.212877648
>>212876631
the thing is the movie is touted as special and adding onto superman and bla bla but the human aspect fell entirely flat like most capeshit
the coolest bit was the beginning where he was undercover and it was way too short
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:30:45 AM No.212877800
>>212877580
>apocalyptic threats
It's a Kaiju that Mr Terrific killed in less than a minute. The fuck you mean?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:55:38 AM No.212878449
>>212875210 (OP)
>practically no scenes with his parents
Thank god
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:01:34 AM No.212878628
>>212875393
>o my cgi dragonspic z fight
thats good action?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:08:37 AM No.212880299
>>212875393
it was okay. just didnt do anything for me.
superman barely used any abilities. he wasnt dominating either.
it didnt feel like a power fantasy. >>212877217
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:18:58 AM No.212880513
>>212875210 (OP)
He interacts with his parents more in this one than in Supersaar.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:19:54 AM No.212880526
>>212875210 (OP)
Disingenuous gunnjeet
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:21:11 AM No.212880554
>>212875397
Avengers is incredibly mediocre I'd rather watch Raimi Spiderman, TDk, or Xmen
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:32:30 AM No.212880783
>>212880554
u know, actually xmen isnt so bad either. i only watched avegners once for thanos. he seemed like a compelling villain
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:34:37 AM No.212880830
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>>212875210 (OP)
>then a whole hour of braindead emmerich action
It's called ACTION Comics.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:34:41 AM No.212880832
>>212876295
It's a Snyder movie, if they hadn't died there they would've ended up in jail and being raped.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:29:37 AM No.212881686
>>212875210 (OP)
Agreed. I watched it right after watching the new movie to compare. New one isn't a masterpiece, but I enjoy it way more than Snyder's
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:32:44 AM No.212881738
>>212880830
Why don’t you go look up what Golden Age Superman was all about. Hint, very Jewish
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:38:37 AM No.212881842
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snyder bros, it's over.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:41:25 AM No.212881893
>>212875210 (OP)
>practically no scenes with his parents
what? apparently you watched your phone more than the movie