>friday night
Why are you here?

>capeslop
>grow up
I'm about to leave. . . . .I'm out of Dr. Pepper. The store is right down the street. I'll be back soon.

>>212876248
Get me a case of chocodiles

>>212876248
Pick up some Dr pepper x cream soda. Shit is cash

>>212876248
>I'm out of Dr. Pepper
have you tried water? wont make you fat and doesn't cost nearly as much. poor fat gonna poor fat, though, so i think i know the answer already

>>212876199 (OP)
>Why are you here?
FOR YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGFRHLnr44

>>212876199 (OP)
I was born here, molded by it. I didn't know there was anything but shitposting until I was a man

>>212876199 (OP)
Honest answer? Life becomes boring and your "friends" suddenly don't want to hang out when you are trying to get sober. They say congrats and good for you but suddenly aren't around to chill on weekends because they are at the bar

>>212876728
Can't you just be normal? Have a beer and hangout.

>>212876199 (OP)
I have no life

>>212876199 (OP)
>Why are you here?
hang out with you losers in my garage, or go inside and converse with the wife and kids...obvious choice

>>212876199 (OP)
I live in a sober living home because I cannot be trusted anywhere I am allowed to be near alcohol. I don't go out friday nights any more

>>212876928
>I live in a sober living home because I cannot be trusted anywhere I am allowed to be near alcohol.
as a functional alcoholic that is trashed through every work day...and still excells at the job, i don't know how you get to that point. only reason i consider quiting is liver/kidney disease. otherwise..holy shit, drive drunk everyday and not even a speeding ticket in 10 years

>>212876829
There's no such thing as that with my friends and I. That's why I'm trying to quit

Answer him!

>>212877122
Dunno, I would drink a handle of vodka every day. I used to be a functional alcoholic but eventually I completely lost the ability to be functional. If you can maintain it, all the power to you

>>212876199 (OP)
I'm sick and have diarrhea so I'll be going to bed soon (9:30pm)

>>212877122
I played this game for 9 years and it finally all came crashing down, got the dui, lost the job, lost the gf, lost my parents, friends.
Had to start over. My advice stop the at work drinking. You're gonna get caught eventually.

I... I impregnated my gf, I don't earn enough to raise a baby. I am still acting like a serene and responsible man in front of her and she appreciates that, but deep down I am scared to the point of shitting bricks.

I am practically poor, live with parents who will kick me out when they find out, and so is she but she didn't finish college. I am close to finishing college, almost all my money went to paying for my education and I still eat bread most of the time as 2 out of the daily 3 meals. I am considering unaliving or telling her to NOT tell anyone I am the father and claim government cheques as a single mother (while I support her on the side), but I don't know how to say that to her without it sounding like I suddenly hate her and the baby

Sorry for the blogpost, I'm just scared

>>212876529
Bro it's Friday night, it's good for the soul, live it a little.

>>212877301
>I am considering unaliving
just split...drive to the coast. live in your car near the beach and forget that bullshit. better for you/better for them