ME OWN FOOKIN' SON STAYING IN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

Me eaughn son, no tiktok, no instagram. Me eaughn flesh an' blood, a fookin' ghost.

>>212877468
stop talking about me like i'm not here

Me Own bloody son 29 years old and never even snogged a girl

>>212877528
stop talking about me like i'm not here

I used to go out and stuff in like high school but now it has been so long and I've wasted so many years... I want to experience romance and friendship again bros...

Where the fuck am I supposed to go? Already spent a couple of hours at the bar during happy hour after work. Night time is kino time.

>>212877393 (OP)
>married
>3 kids
>financially set
I come here to shitpost and laugh at other posts

I go out every night but not in the way they want.
I go out every night, have a sit down meal alone, have a walk in the forest, then I hit up some 24 hour convenience stores.

>>212877970
ok?

>>212877970
Me own fooken son lying on the four channel about bein married

daily reminder that most people can't happily live alone but some of us freaks can

>>212878015
dont feel bad about it.
if you want any tips to meet a woman I can help ya out

>>212878055
NTA but I would love your tips, anon. Go ahead.

>>212878256
be yourself unironically. im not joking
also get off the computer once in a while

>>212878015
The average age on 4chan depending on the board is probably higher than many people think. Lots of people in their mid to upper 30's or 40's.

>>212878283
what the flip....why didn't I think of this....

>>212877834
He's talking shit about me as well. I'm starting not to like this guy.

>>212877970
>married oldster
>kids out of the house having their own babies
>get to go play with grandkids whenever I want
>feel content just staying home and watching kinón and playing my boomergames with the occasional ball game or barbecue
I probably do spend to much time on 4chan still though. We had a lot of good times back in the 2000s.

>>212878015
the fact you think people would even need to lie about that is bizarre
i don't understand how some people can think being the "40 year old virgin" guy is normal and common. it's a meme, but some people don't seem like they get that. if you are literally an adult and you've never had a serious relationship before, you need to get that problem treated before you throw the rest of your life away

>>212878055
Give tips on how to be a father, especially when you were still inexperienced and your first kid arrived. What changed, how did you have to adapt, how do you make sure they don't grow up to be like modern zoomers? Homeschool? Prohibit cellphone and tiktok?

me oon fookin son a 48 year old virgin who 'asn't been able to get it oop for the last ten years because 'is diabetes, right fookin' shame that

>>212878873
spend time with them.
>avoid them to be like modern zoomers
almost impossible unless you deny them complete access to the internet, but why do that when we all had free access in the early 2000s.

>>212878873
Not that anon. Don't go over the top and yell too much but making them do simple tasks such as making their bed, help with food prep, limit phone time but don't ban it altogether because then they'll hate you. Most important thing is probably to actually talk to them because a lot of kids growing up now have parents who are social media obsessed as well and won't pay attention to their kids so they seek attention elsewhere.

Homeschooling is probably even worse because then they don't have a social life at school so they go online instead. Covid really fucked over kids by isolating them from their friends so they're all autistic as fuck.

>>212878283
>also get off the computer once in a while
To do what?

>>212878675
>if you are literally an adult and you've never had a serious relationship before, you need to get that problem treated before you throw the rest of your life away
that's not a problem and there's no treatment for it

Sorry dad, I reinstalled Skyrim on a whim and now I need to spend a few weeks modding it.

>>212877393 (OP)
If you're older than 28 then it's just sad to spend your weekend in a bar. You should be on the grind 24/7

>never had a relationship
>decide to bite the bullet and making a dating profile
>weeks go by
>today I got my first like
>a fucking 1/10 landwhale

it's unironically over. im rather be single forever than date a fatty.

>>212880861
she has 500 matches anon
you couldnt even bag her, if such a bag existed

>>212880861
Accept your fate

>>212877393 (OP)
he's a good actor but i lost all respect for him after this

>>212877970
You are flexing about your life being basically over?

>>212880861
just go with it for some experience, what can you lose? Nothing has to last forever

>>212879563
being yourself

>>212881623
But I don't know who I am...

>>212881647
you can pretend to be Jason Bourne then

>>212878055
How do I meet a woman who doesn't support abortion, isn't a socialist, doesn't envy other people, isn't religious, thinks things through, is a virgin with a good heart, and is willing to lose weight if she's fat? And is around my age (33)
>Hurr durr that's impossible
It's not impossible, I described myself

>>212880861
>he thinks a like means she wants to date you
lmao sweet summer child

>>212881720
It's a dating app

what am i supposed to do outside

>job: wfh
>groceries: delivered
>socialization: dnd on vtt 1/week, streaming on twitch 3-4/week
>exercise: home gym and long dog walks
>creativity/hobby: drumming and dungeon mastering

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO OUTSIDE
YOU NEVER ANSWER THIS QUESTION
WHEN I TAKE MY DOG TO THE PARK IT'S EMPTY OR MEXICANS

Me own fookin son was a bunch of teenage negro teenagers.

>>212877393 (OP)
A friend invited me to go to his place but I was feeling like shit today.

>>212877970
>>3 kids
Learn to pull out, retard.

>>212880861
>rather be single forever than date a fatty.
You've officially graduated from incel to volcel. Congratulations.

>>212881851
Seethe more, foreskin gobbler

>>212881695
You're not a woman

>>212877393 (OP)
ME OWN FOOKIN SON....12 YEARS AND 172 DAYS OLD AND NEVER EVEN FINGERED A SLAG

>>212881790
Who are you talking to schizo.

>>212881885
Damn he caught me

>>212881790
Holy shit you're retarded.

>>212881790
You're not going to get a real answer, just condescension from normalfags and bullshit advice that only applied 10-20 years ago.
Truth is, if you're a friendless schizo/autist the situation will likely remain that way. The social infrastructure just isn't what it used to be.

>>212882587
he could take up bouldering or something. women seem to love that these days

>>212881790
>volunteer for local animal shelter/nature reserve/national park - 90% of the volunteers are cute girls
>take up an outdoor sport like rock-climbing - again, a lot of cute girls do this
>meetup.com groups for social retards/making friends
>local art groups - check nearest community center for any ideas
>join nearest library, go and study a subject you find genuinely interesting

I met an ex-gf at a pottery class and we spun the clay together and I was a sperg but it was fun anyway

>>212877970
We're going to eat you during the revolution

>>212877393 (OP)
>he watches Asmongold!

>>212878023
i'll never understand this, it genuinely blows my mind some people are drastically unhappy living alone but cant/wont do anything about it. I literally thank god everyday I grew up a happy normal social kid who loves the indoor life.

>Me own son... me own flesh and blood! Watching pirated anime...

>>212878873
Keep them away from sugar. Some kids treat it like crack and just can't handle it until they're much much older.

>>212883192
One thing I've noticed is how much being around people affects my sleep schedule. On days when I'm completely by myself, I can sleep 5 hours and feel perfectly energetic all day, but on days when I have to deal with people for even a couple of hours it drains me so completely I sleep at least 8 hours.
Social situations are the biggest energy drain in my life.

>>212877393 (OP)
suns are supposed to stay in at night time. night is where moons live.

:^)

>>212883220
>Keep them away from sugar

no breads, no grains, no fruits, no vegetables...
actually, keep them away from processed sugars.

>>212883220
Also overweight kids are far more likely to get bullied and have cripplingly low self-esteem. Parents can do a lot for their children just by raising them to be physically fit and healthy. They don't have to go overboard with it, of course. There's a line between healthy and obsessive.

>>212883242
yea I've heard this, "social battery" or whatever people wanna call it now. I was the class clown in school, everyone knew me and I knew everyone, it was awesome. But when they begged me to hang with them after school and I was kinda just chilling or relaxing it'd be the "you ok?" kinda stuff". I think this happens with people who are naturally introvert, while I'm sure we know guys who are just 'on' all the time. I probably sound like I'm up my own ass I think learning the and appreciating the best of both worlds is important. I'd rather someone learn to be 'The Dude' from Big Lebowski than hear them suffer for their choices that, I presume, they like. if that makes sense anyway

>>212878873
You should keep in mind the kid is a human being, an individual, but lacking the developed brain of an adult. You can't expect a child to be able to reason things out the way you do, you can't expect a child to understand causality the way an adult does or have the impulse control of an adult. You will be frustrated by this fact, but don't take out your frustration on the child. Anger is never going to work for you, but always against you.
Another thing you need to remember is perspective: every moment of the child's life feels like a HUGE part of their life, because they have so little of it. For you, lying on the couch for an hour doing nothing is the blink of an eye. For the child it's an eternity. This also applies to how big of a deal they feel something is. To you, stubbing your toe or biting your tongue is uncomfortable but you can shrug it off, but a child can't, to them this sensation consumes their entire life and they freak out because life is now nothing but pain and it feels like it's never going away. This applies to things they're scared of, too. Every emotion is that much more intense, because it's proportionally a much larger part of their little life.
I don't know if that's helpful or not, I'm bad at articulating this.

>>212883242
That's almost the definition of an introvert.

>>212883321
Yeah, I recognize this. I can function perfectly well in social situations, but I need time away from them regularly to recover. It's like cats, they enjoy your company for a while but then they just find some solitary place to chill away from you.

God I miss /tv/ before all the normalfags invaded.

>>212878283
>>212878256
>>212878468
the better advice is you can be anyone you wanna be. literally no one knows you, every interaction is a fresh start, a chance to make an impression that entirely YOU control. dont be a sperg. you dont need to be some swaggering dude with bravado, if balding non handsome guys from the midwest can marry a woman, anyone can.
I swear to god, anyone.

>>212877393 (OP)
>my own blod having a foike linkdoin to follow his sooccessful former classmates

>Me own fockin bloke makin fun of the telly in the internet and bein roicist...

>>212883388
>if balding non handsome guys from the midwest can marry a woman, anyone can

sure, but they're marrying balding non handsome women.

>>212881729
lol
lmao

>>212883496
so what nigga damn!!! men and women need each other. just hug and smooch a bitch. I regret not asking this homely big titted slightly chubby German girl who wore graphic T's from my high school on a date because I was fixated on stacy.

>>212883551
>Just lower your standards and make yourself MORE miserable
Sounds retarded.

me auwn fyookain soon followane a indian godot tatorial on yoo toob and avin ta fill in the blanks with fookin grok for 6 bloudy hours

>>212880958
After what?

>>212881790
stare at a wall

>>212881874
A grown adult with kids posted this btw

Me own son talks about super hero movies on a Friday night

>>212884052
well at least they aren't circumcised, by the sound of it

>>212883341
This is genuinely wonderfully written and incredible advice that every parent needs to read.

>>212883286
>>212883317
I think it's genuine evil they were allowed to sell some orange juices (and I don't mean sunny d, I knew that shit was never good for you even as a kid) and pretended that shit was healthy and okay for children.

>>212881861
>You've officially graduated from incel to volcel. Congratulations.
If that's the case, then the overwhelming majority of incels are volcels. There are very very few men who could not go on a dating app and bag some hideous landwhale.

>>212878023
I'm would be happy living alone except for that it costs so fucking much. I had a girlfriend from 18-25 and I made half as much as I do now but it felt like I had more money. I'm 31 now and have not been with a girl since. If I had a girlfriend now I'd be able to buy whatever the fuck I wanted, and still save a bunch, instead of living paycheck to paycheck.

>>212884657
now you're starting to get it

>>212883242
I'm not even sure if I'm an introvert. This experience is familiar to me, socializing does tire me out, makes me have to relax and recharge, but it also gives me energy and can lift my mood. I work 2 days a week in the office and I'm often in a better mood when I get home than when I've worked from home from the social stimulation I've gotten, which can feel like I've got more energy, but I'm more tired when it comes to bed time. I also dread having to actually get up and go to the office, to the extent that it ruins my night before.

>>212878413
Im in my 40s and I post in a regular thread where I know there are at least 3 50+ year olds and one guy in his 60s.

>>212880861
I knew a guy who matched with his sister.

>>212884785
did they fuck?

>>212883114
Why would I do that? SO I could feel secure in my identity as le heckin activity doing guy? People who do things are so performative.

>>212877393 (OP)
>Still posting this tired meme in July 2025
Get some new material you fucking faggot.

>>212885288
me own son a heckin activity guy

>>212881861
>>212884709
>eat dirt or you voluntarily want to starve

>>212885317
It's hilarious get a sense of humor

>>212885361
doesn't work as an analogy. dirt isn't a food. a fat girl willing to have sex with you is still a girl.

>>212877970
>>married
>>3 kids
>>financially set
But are you happy and content?

isn't the kid in this 13? how can a 13 year old be an incel

>>212884572
T-thanks, you too

>>212885474
BY NOT 'AVIN SO MUCH AS A SNIFF OF MINGE IN ALL HIS 13 YEARS

>>212885474
By hating women

>>212877468
kek

Me own fookin flesh n blood spillin beans allover himself like an oaf… watchin a fookin kiddie flick…

>>212885409
You have a generously broad definition of what a girl and a woman is

>need advice on getting women
>"dude just go for it"
>"just get out there and do stuff"
>"quit being a pussy it's easy bro"

The sad thing is, they're completely right, and yet their advice is still completely worthless. I've heard the same thing a million times. These people expect you to upend your entire personality, the core of who you are, just like that. It's impossible. I think the answer might lie in tricking yourself. I'm a 36 year old virgin, had never even asked a girl out. Recently I quit drinking and started working out. This had a positive effect on my mind, and as a result I suddenly got the nerve to ask a girl for her number. And she gave it to me! Then she ghosted me but still, at least I tried. But I was only able to do that because of a tangible, outside influence on my psyche.

I felt more confident in myself, and I was proud of myself for finally putting the bottle down. This is why it's so easy for some guys to get action. Because when a woman wants you, it gives you a chemically induced confidence boost. When in turn makes it easier for you to capitalize on it. Guys like us, you have to either be born with a certain, very outgoing personality, or you have to have iron willpower to overcome this lack of positive feedback. An entire lifetime with no female touch, no desire from the opposite sex, it's going to have a very profound effect on you. You aren't just going to punch through the brick wall, you need to find a way around it.

>>212881695
If you want a woman who is so much like you the fact of the matter is you just want another man lol. That's just the way it is. Or just like jack off in the mirror or something. A woman isn't going to be like you to that degree where you have so much in common.