Thread 212879383 - /tv/ [Archived: 573 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:30:29 AM No.212879383
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>Lex Luthor wants to eliminate Superman but he needs approval from the government for some reason
>Lex has a clone of Superman that no one knows about
>Instead of just having the clone do some false flags to get the glownigger approval he wants, he spends 80 billion dollars of his own money to start a war between two made-up countries in the hopes that Superman would stop the war and that would piss off the US government for some reason (apparently the USA wants more war in the world)
>he still doesn't get approval to attack Superman
>Lex invades Superman's fortress where he discovers that he was actually right all along and Superman's parents had sent him to Earth to conquer it
>this happy accident turns the world against Superman and convinces the US government to arrest him
>the whole scheme is undone because Lex's gf cucks him with Jimmy Olsen and sends him evidence that Lex was scheming with the invading country
>this immediately makes people forget that they now hate Superman because his parents sent him to Earth as a conqueror

what a fucking MESS
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:32:17 AM No.212879436
>apparently the USA wants more war in the world
Wow how shocking
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:36:19 AM No.212879535
>>212879436
It’s really more like the Lex Luthor quote in Superman 4.
>“Nobody wants war. I just want to keep the threat alive.”
Horrible movie, but it’s a appropriate quote. Hackman’s Lex is the modern US politician.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:38:18 AM No.212879577
>>212879535
Boravia is supposed to be an ally of the USA though. It doesn't make sense that the USA would want them to invade their neighbor.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:47:01 AM No.212879783
>>212879383 (OP)
JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:49:55 AM No.212879848
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>I have an idea for perhaps the most retarded Superman movie ever made. I just need you fans to trust me like my neighbors trust me with their children
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:52:46 AM No.212879908
>>212879535
No, its not, dumb zogbot
>killing and maiming millions of people is just a threat!!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:59:57 AM No.212880116
>>212879783
Maybe being a retard is the real punk rock?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:25:58 AM No.212880661
>>212879383 (OP)
Congratulations, you are retarded and didn't understand the movie.
Luthor doesn't want approval "for some reason ", he wants to be acclaimed for publicly killing Superman and for it has to be state-sanctioned.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:28:28 AM No.212880704
>>212879383 (OP)
I remember before this movie came out, everyone said it was going to be garbage and then the tone shifted and everyone said it was great. So I don't really know what to believe. I don't pirate stuff. Is this something I should invest my money in when it comes out or not? Just give me a straight answer.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:34:48 AM No.212880833
>>212879383 (OP)
>Lex has a monologue about how he was going to be the ubermensch of the era
>Gets upstaged by Superman
That's literally the reason Lex hates Superman and why he wants to destroy him so completely. It's literally spelled out for you stupid fucking chuds
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:40:42 AM No.212880942
>>212880704
>The ensemble cast are just a bunch of assholes (Like GoTG).
>They say hahateehee one liners (Like GoTG).
It's Capeshit(Gunn Edition) so if you like Gunn's style of filmmaking go see it
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:45:43 AM No.212881040
>>212880942
I don't watch movies based on who makes them, So I'm not exactly privy to his "style". Did you enjoy it?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:49:06 AM No.212881090
>>212880704
Gunn is an antisemite
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:50:04 AM No.212881108
>>212881090
Are you going to answer the question
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:50:20 AM No.212881115
>>Lex Luthor wants to eliminate Superman but he needs approval from the government for some reason
Luthor doesn't just want to kill Superman, he wants to be praised for doing so. Moreover, if he started dispatching whoever without some kind of international approval, he'd be viewed as a rogue actor.
>Lex has a clone of Superman that no one knows about
Like 30 different Lex Luthors across the comics and TV shows have done the same thing.
>Instead of just having the clone do some false flags
What if Superman shows up?
>he spends 80 billion dollars of his own money to start a war between two made-up countries in the hopes that Superman would stop the war
He's been studying Superman for 3 years and thinks he has a good read on him. And in any case, he's secured a deal with Boravia that's very lucrative should the invasion succeed.
>that would piss off the US government for some reason (apparently the USA wants more war in the world)
Bro read the news. How did the US respond when Israel bombed Iran?
>he still doesn't get approval to attack Superman
US doesn't want to escalate matters unless they think there's an existential risk.
>Lex invades Superman's fortress where he discovers that he was actually right all along and Superman's parents had sent him to Earth to conquer it
Rule without mercy, my son.
>this happy accident turns the world against Superman and convinces the US government to arrest him
Ungrateful bastards don't want to join the harem.
>the whole scheme is undone because Lex's gf cucks him with Jimmy Olsen
I'd join Jimmy's harem.
>this immediately makes people forget that they now hate Superman
Superman's harem seems better than Luthor's.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:50:32 AM No.212881119
>>212880704
>>212881040
Just watch it you wishy-washy nigger. Form your own opinion.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:52:02 AM No.212881134
>>212881119
That's not how you use the term wishy-washy, and I'm sorry you're so upset
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:52:20 AM No.212881148
>>212881108
If you support antisemitism, watch it.
If not, don't watch it, simple as.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:54:47 AM No.212881162
>>212881134
You’re brown
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:54:53 AM No.212881165
>>212881148
Okay, so no, you're not going to answer.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:55:39 AM No.212881183
Budget's running out, Pascal cucksters. Gonna be out of a job in a few weeks.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:57:27 AM No.212881211
>>212881040
>Did you enjoy it?
It was okay, I'm glad I pirated it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:28:43 AM No.212881671
>>212879383 (OP)
The western market is dead. Hollywood is now targetting India.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:39:18 AM No.212881856
>>212880833
I never questioned why Lex hates Superman, you fucking cretin.

>>212880661
Superman was going to be executed in Luthor's private prison without any kind of trial, retard. The public wouldn't have known or approved.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:41:14 AM No.212881890
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>>212881148
>if you support antisemitism, watch a movie starring a jew, playing a character created by jews
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:48:29 AM No.212882026
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>>212879383 (OP)
>in India

LMFAO
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:59:34 AM No.212882237
Supershit

>>212881148
Take your meds
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:06:52 AM No.212882372
>>212880704
It's good. Do you like the character of Superman? If yes, you will like it. If no, you will probably not like it, but I have seen people who dislike Superman enjoy it. But that part depends more on your tastes.
Does the idea of a superhero saving a squirrel from collateral damage during a fight scene appeal to you? If yes then you'll enjoy it
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:08:30 AM No.212882403
>>212879383 (OP)
I told you including that train rooftop defecation scene would pay off.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:32:47 AM No.212882867
>>212882372
>Do you like the character of Superman? If yes, you will like it.

Why, Superman isn't in this movie.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:36:16 AM No.212882937
Bait used to be believable.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:50:10 AM No.212883174
>>212882937
Which part is wrong, exactly? Tell us, shill.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:53:53 AM No.212883251
>>212879383 (OP)
Wait, superman is goku now?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:05:20 AM No.212883438
>>212883251
He's Mark from Invincible. He even acts like him.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:15:10 AM No.212883604
>>212879577
To be a friend of the US is deadly
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:35:48 AM No.212883889
>>212879383 (OP)
>for a DC film
bwahahaha what does that even fucking mean loolll
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:43:38 AM No.212883990
>>212879436
The US did not start the war in Ukraine and Palestine tho.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:07:22 PM No.212885142
>>212881856
>Superman was going to be executed in Luthor's private prison without any kind of trial, retard. The public wouldn't have known or approved.
No he wasn't. If Luthor wanted to execute Superman, he would have done it effortlessly after he got Kryptonite poisoning. He was holding him until further notice from the US government and to torture him for his amusement. He could have killed him in the beginning of the movie too, when Ultraman beats him into the ground again and Superman can barely stand. Lex just calls off Ultraman rather than have him finish the job. He wanted to tear down the idea of Superman before killing him, and only decides to fully commit to killing him once his plans start crumbling.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:16:33 PM No.212886046
>>212885142
Watch the movie again, jeet. Turn on the subtitles if you need to. He said he was only keeping Superman alive to extract information from him. Then he would execute him.