Pitch the movie

>>212880981 (OP)
I make two movies and don't arbitrarily smash the toys together because that's retarded.

>>212880981 (OP)
Bizarroworld adventure or bottled kandor adventure

>>212880981 (OP)
Why does every think this going to happen when it’s going to be Superman-Supergirl. They’re not going to do a Batman and Superman thing again any time soon

>>212880981 (OP)
>Batman rapes Superman

>>212881038
Nobody wants to watch superman supergirl

Make them friends
They don't fight each other
They, and only they, take on an evil that requires both of their unique skills
The movie name is something like Batman & Superman: The World's Finest
Also Robin can be there I guess

>>212881003
FPBP

>>212880981 (OP)
In a world fractured by fear, Superman is viewed as both savior and potential tyrant. After an off-world disaster leaves him emotionally compromised, the world governments begin developing countermeasures, guided by an anonymous benefactor known only as The Architect.

Bruce Wayne, now semi-retired and training the next generation of vigilantes, begins noticing tech patterns and international incidents that lead back to LexCorp and someone using Kryptonian tech. A series of disasters are framed to look like Superman is losing control.

As paranoia builds, Superman becomes isolated, watched by satellites and targeted by AI drones. Batman, sensing manipulation, digs deeper and uncovers a horrifying truth: The Architect is an AI construct left behind by Brainiac, a contingency designed to eliminate Earth's heroes before its arrival.

With world powers arming themselves against Superman and Batman labeled a traitor, the two must reconcile their differences, reclaim the public’s trust, and prepare Earth for Brainiac’s full invasion. But first they must defeat their own people.

>>212880981 (OP)
I just want them to be good pals, with Bruce constantly hiding his mad respect for Superman. I hate how writers always NEED them to fight. Not only is it dumb because Superman would always realistically merk Batman, but it's boring as fuck.

>>212881102
Nobody wants a Superman-Batman either after the abomination of BvS. They’re fine with Batman staying in Gotham and getting The Batman 2

>>212880981 (OP)
This is the only way superman could ever hope to make a billion. Although I would be disgusted if they brought The Batman into this new reddit millenial chungus slop. Recast superman for somebody handsome and buff (WHITE), and somebody of very similar looks for Batman (who is able to be witty and sarcastic). Make a movie about Bruce Wayne showing up to Metropolis, Clark being instructed to try and get a scoop on him and discovering he's Batman. Superman is a boyscout and thinks Batman's ways are too crude and thinks there's an alternative to simply beating up his villains, Batman thinks Superman is too reliant in his Super-strength and is nothing without it (this Batman is fairly new and doesn't have an arsenal of gadgets yet). Have Kiteman appear doing a heist which Batman tries to foil until Killer Moth appears and they fight it out and ultimately escape, Batman sees a tiny piece of green crystal on the floor and puts it into his utility belt to inspect. Suddenly either Lex in a kryptonite power suit or Metallo etc appears and Superman is getting fucked up and weakened. Batman tries to fight him to no avail has to reluctantly use an advanced armoured suit/attachments (shock gauntlets) to fight Superman's villain, while Superman has to try and fight and apprehend Batman's. Batman throws an earpiece to Superman who is losing and Alfred instructs Superman how to fight as a human. Superman learns humility and an understanding of Batman, and Batman learns that humans ultimately do have a limit and he can't rely on his own skills and training, therefore he needs to expand his arsenal and capabilities. Easy 1-2 billion dollars.

>>212880981 (OP)
superman suits up as batman

duh

>>212880981 (OP)
Batman and Superman rail Supergirl for 2 hours

>>212881662
make it happen

It's never going to happen. Reeves is biding his time until one of Gunn's movies bombs and Zazlav panics and cancels the whole thing and then he can finish off his Batman trilogy.

The Batman was cringe. Made me feel embarrassed to have ever liked the character.

>>212880981 (OP)
Batman Beyond Vs Superman

The year is 2050, after the death of everyone he held dear Bruce Wayne lives as a recluse in his mansion, a bitter old man. After the tragedy that took his friends and the Joker from his life he hung up his batsuit for good. Gotham descended back into chaos without its protector and within a month all of his work as batman was undone.

Crime rules this city now.

After thief and martial artist Dave-Andy (DA) Bateman breaks into his mansion to steal a loaf of bread tk feed his dying orphaned step sister, Bruce Wayne sees something in this young man and recruits him to be his protoge. Using futuristic tech, he can make this new Batman even more powerful, finally Batman is back and they can clean up Gotham.

But first comes the revenge.

You see the bat family and DA Bateman's parents were all killed by Superman, when he went on a rampage after the Joker killed Lois Lane in a slapstick gag gone wrong. Superman is evil now and needs to die. The two batmans will take care of that. No breaks, no mercy, and lots of Kryptonite.

The twist near the end will be Bateman's parents were actually the Joker and Harley Quinn, and Bruce will be all conflicted when he finds out . Eventually he will put that to one side and they go off to kill superman together. When they kill superman it will turn out it wasn't really Superman, but Martian Manhunter, who had been impersonating superman ever since the real superman killed himself after finding out Lois was dead.

The Batmans return to Gotham to clean up the city.

>>212881659
How do I meet a girl like this? I’m white and 6’4 if that helps

>>212881038
Why wouldn't they do a World's Finest? Be serious.

>>212880981 (OP)
bats and supes vs 30 villains, 4 hours of non-stop action and quips.

>>212883854
Batman does quips?

>>212883888
Cool Batman doesn't quip that much but he does have a sense of humor and he actually enjoys being Batman. If he's written by Tom King or some other hack fraud he'll be a mopey faggot who desperately needs his mommy-wife Catwoman or whoever to clean up after him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHL8YwoIlLY

>>212883932
You should write Batman.

>>212883567
Go to Japan, pretend you are Welsh and you'll have your pick. Japanese girls go for Westerners because of the girth and it is a well known rumour amongst Japanese women that Welshmen have the most prodigious girth, similar to how American women all think blackmen have long thin willies, whatever the reality may be.

>>212880981 (OP)
The S stands for Sneed. Sneed sells his store to Chuck. This doesn't sit well with Batman. He drives in with his fancy German car and Gucci loafers to buy some feed and seed with some Gummi bears. Superman tells Batman his Ph level is too level and that his farm is dead. To bury it.

>>212880981 (OP)
4 words: Martha has incest threesome

>>212881038
Only way Supergirl can make money is by having a sub 70m budget so a team up movie is out of the question

>>212883997
So is the welsh thickness true? Is it really a widespread meme in Japan??

>>212880981 (OP)
I like Battinson but the nigga is barely fit to fight a meta-human. Maybe if the venom arc they're obviously chasing gives him retard strength, but still. This bat is GROUNDED.

>>212881659
>this Batman is fairly new and doesn't have an arsenal of gadgets yet
>>212881659
>use an advanced armoured suit/attachments (shock gauntlets) to fight Superman's villain

>>212886597
Yes, that's the whole point. He's got technology as a last resort but doesn't really want to use it. He's still Batman at the end of the day. He just doesn't have a billion explosives on him at all times, but in his next iteration he would be a lot more technologically inclined.

>>212886842
>this Batman is fairly new and doesn't have an arsenal of gadgets yet
>He's got technology
?

>>212887122
Don't be disingenuous. I already elaborated that he doesn't have an ARSENAL on him. He only has a grappling hook, batarangs and smoke pellets and relies ENTIRELY on those.

>>212887235
>He only has a grappling hook, batarangs and smoke pellets and relies ENTIRELY on those
>use an advanced armoured suit/attachments (shock gauntlets) to fight Superman's villain
??

>>212880981 (OP)
You can find a few at AO3

>>212880981 (OP)
already happened
they work together to fight lex luthor and the joker which makes way more sense than these two fags fighting