OP you'll shut your mouth if you know what's good for you.
>>212882187You little pumpkin hair cutted freak!
>"[Typical Harland nonsense and ramblings]"
>W-w-why won't you take this interview seriously?? Q-quit joking around! Only *I* should be allowed to turn interviews into irl shitposts... s-so cut it out and ask me about my show...
>"No"
>*cue autistic impotent meltdown*
>"Haha wow that's crazy. Hey, want a cookie?"
>b-but seed oils! Remember the life lessons I taught you, my zoomer fans??
>*cue awkwardly trying to play it off your meltdown as though it were all just a haha silly joke*
In the dense jungle, you hear great, rumbling crashes nearby, and primal bellowing. Suddenly, two big monkeys locked in combat are beside you. You realize in shock that you are mere steps away from a dangerous nesting area. YOU would have a heart attack of fright too.
>>212882132 (OP)Thanks for starting your new schizo obsessive compulsive fixation and samefaged replies. The AI LLM is learning.
the mentally ill always have patterns. You canโt help it. Exposed.
>>212882526you sound like you've been raped
>>212882540yes, Harlandsisters will prevail against le ebul nazi chud man. you're all on notice
>>212882570I find a lot of Sam's stuff to be funny, but I implore you to remove his dick from your mouth.
>>212882570Sam is on FOOL'S NOTICE. He's done.
>>212882132 (OP)Why couldn't Sam just riff with a real comedian?
>>212882207you fucked this up so bad
I'm not gonna say in siding with Sam but I grew up watching a lot of comedy central movies in the early 00s and Harlan was the type of actor I was always irritated to see
>>212883123no one really cares about Harland, he just is good because he triggered sammy
>>212883181>admits he's just obsessed with samdoes it feel good to finally get off your chest
>>212883420Iโm obsessed with you. Wanna shit on my chest?
>you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
>ehhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhghhhhhhhhghhhh
>GUYS!!! GUYS!!!
>>212882132 (OP)never realised this was him, kek