What would bring you back into theatres? What are they missing in your professional opinion?

Too many fags, jews, women and trannies in charge.
Fuck you. I'm not paying to get lectured at for the crime of having white skin and I don't owe you my money.
Your shit sucks.

Movies that don't exist solely to demoralise straight white males

>>212882401 (OP)
Smell-O-Vision

>>212882433
>>212882434
link the discord

good movies

>>212882433
>>212882434
Sometimes I forget I'm on /pol/ and not a board for other topics.

>>212882401 (OP)
Intermissions

>>212882459
Hey Mr. Butthurt Redditor trying to turn /tv/ into another liberal leftist hugbox while shrieking that every opinion I don't like it /pol/, dilate somewhere else.

>>212882459
/tv/ sucked ass since 2016. Its why I've moved to /vt/

>>212882401 (OP)
Crab legs?

Too bright. Light's too gosh dern

Give the people what they want.

>>212882459
They'll screech because you upset them with this.

>>212882401 (OP)
>go to theaters for shitty YIFY ultra compressed movies
Do Ivans really

>>212882581
You screech when denied access to a woman's batthroom.

>>212882433
This. Get some talented people to make some genuinely entertaining movies and I'll be back.

>>212882601
ur retarted

>>212882434
this

>>212882401 (OP)
Avatar. I will watch it at least twice in a theater

lower ticket prices, better movies.
simple as.
i remember as a kid my mom would take me to the dollar 50 movies. can you believe that, watching a movie for a dollar and 50 cents.

>>212882459
Shouldn't have turned the film industry into /pol/, you reap what you sow.

Nothing. The industry is finished, they just don't know it yet.

Double feature under 90 minutes movies.

>>212882459
All art is political.

>>212882401 (OP)
Remove no singles policy

>>212882401 (OP)
It would take a mass extinction so that I can watch kinos in peace like at home

Smoking fags.

>>212882940
This.
Combine the proliferation of AI, the loss of any celebrity with star power and social media killing any aspect of mystique they once had, the endless remakes and requels and rehashes and reimaginings, capeshit and starslop, the usurping of video games as the number one medium of entertainment combined with the internet, the incessant demand to infuse satanic propaganda and marxist liberalism Californian ideology into everywhere where it doesn't belong, the ease of being able to create your own 3D animations in Blender and 3DS Max, the low cost of being able to make film yourself, and hoke theatre systems being purchasable by the average consumer, the fuck do we need Hollywood for?

The next big thing isn't going toc oem out of Hollywood; its going to come out of some assholes garage in like, Akron, Ohio and be the biggest thing ever while the 120th Academy Awards will be hosted at Casa Bonita's bathroom. They won't go quietly into the night, not with mossad, CIA and China all tied up into their shit, but it will be a whimper and not a bang of a death. I have seen better ideas thrown around here and more AI-slop kino generated by bored anons like that one about the cats working at McDonald's or that black dude fighting alligators in a swamp.

I can't wait to make my own kinos. Rest in Piss, Hollywood. Your death is revenge for St. Simon of Trent.

In texas we have the alamo drafthouse where we can drink beer and eat burgers, the menu of the movie food needs to be updated in movie theaters

two, need comfy seating, my ass will thank you.

three, affordable prices

four, the quality of movies needs to be improved, this is the hardest one, need to return to the days where there were directors you knew who you anticipated new films, who is left? nolan? tarantino? need youthful directors to make a name for themselves

five, bring back comedies

>>212882401 (OP)
I want to be alone in it.
I don't want people laughing, I don't want the mid aisle story teller telling what's happening on screen to his neighbor, I don't want kids with their ipad on, I don't want redditfags watching their phones every 5min to see if someone messaged them, I don't want shooters, I don't want people getting up to piss mid movie, I don't want people making sound eating food.
I just want to watch the movie in a giant screen with no one around.

>>212882401 (OP)
Good movies

This is what they just dont understand. If you make good movies, you can be as preachy as you want. Movies in the 80s and 90s were very preachy, but no one gave a shit because they were good. For example, Star Trek 4 has a very strong anti-whaling message, and everyone loves that movie.

One time years ago I watched Lawrence of Arabia on Netflix (I got it for my mom) and a few days later went to the kinoplex with some people and watched some movie there. I paid about as much for that subscription as I did for that one movie ticket for a mediocre movie, and it got me thinking, shouldn't it be the opposite? Shouldn't I be paying a small fee to watch a bunch of mediocre shovelware, and a movie ticket price to watch some actual kino on the big screen?
And that's why kinoplexes are dying. Why bother paying movie theater prices to watch star wars 9 or jurassic park 7 when you can watch actual movies for a lot cheaper?
Not to mention the enshittification of the experience. The fact that you pay to watch ads is insane. The prices keep going up. I hear in american theaters they sell meals to watch with the movies. Etc. I haven't watched a movie in a kinoplex since before covid.

>>212882401 (OP)
The home experience good enough. You can get a massive 4K tv and decent sound system for roughly a grand. To get that experience at home when I was young. You had to throw some serious cash at it, so most middle class households either didn't or couldn't do it. The theater has to offer an experience I can't reasonable expect to replicate at home.

The harder problem is going the theater is just bad experience considering how expensive it is go it almost never worth it. The problem is dealing with other people. You can't fix that problem without pricing out the undesirables. Rich douchebags are even more inconsiderate. Even that wouldn't fix it.

>>212883303
>For example, Star Trek 4 has a very strong anti-whaling message, and everyone loves that movie.
Offset by calling gender transition a mistake.

>>212882433
I'm a fag and I don't think having white skin is a crime

>>212882433
>>212882434
this im not watching anymore pozzed american nigger movies

>>212883753
Yeah, but you're a tripfag, and that may not be a crime, but its offensive to everyone's eyes and sense of decency.

>>212882433
List 5 examples

>>212882508
>Everything is either pol or reddit
Go back to your shitty hug box faggot

>>212882401 (OP)
I still go to the theatres but what they're really missing is rape ryona murder with full penetration

Less penis inspections.

More penis inspections.

>>212882401 (OP)
Decent movies.

>>212884041
Die fucking mad about it.

>>212882401 (OP)
Start by reducing the price of tickets. I'm NOT paying $20 to watch gayman in the theaters.

>>212882401 (OP)
>What would bring you back into theatres?
Trump carpet-bombing every current studio, arresting and executing every faggot, Jew, Dike, Feminist executive and writer currently working in the industry, and then having all films made and released by normal Americans from a town or city in the Heartland region of the U.S..

>>212884025
NTA but unironically he doesn't have to, just pick literally any piece of film from the last 40 years and it is full of subtextual anti-white sentiment. That's what TV and Film is for in the 21st century particularly, it's a medium though which to subvert and program people
https://youtu.be/h3qxr6VVqtM

>>212882401 (OP)
>What would bring you back into theatres?
A movie worth paying to see. The last movie I saw in theaters was in 2017.

More generals named Chungus.

>>212882433
FPBP.
Im black and the last flick I saw was Revenge Of The Sith, 20 years ago. Cinema "experience" is dead.

Maybe Imax sort of theaters but at a discount price. Then again it will still be the same shitty audience and situations. The bottom line is huge TVs are affordable and the time gap from theater release to home is only a few months.
I'd rather watch stuff at home in peace than with a modern crowd.

After covid everyone realized theaters were a waste of time. Movies have to be exceptionally good now to do as well as they did before covid.

>>212882440
>What's stopping you from going to theaters?
>Uhm, no not like that fuck your opinion you piece of shit
>Anyway, what's stopping you guys from going to theaters?
You never listen.

Nothing. They killed it by playing their hand with streaming, now everyone is perfectly happy to wait a couple of months to watch the latest "blockbuster" on shitflix for "free".

Let me smoke in the theatre

Ticket prices should reflect the budget of the film I shouldn't be paying MCU prices for a 30M budget film.

For stuff like redbulls and doritos, m&ms etc have vending machines just outside the theater there shouldnt be any need to line up and pay.a human if I just want a can of coke.

>>212882433
Fpbp

I want... no more kikes in the industry, for the rest of my life.

segregation

>>212882433
Yep.

>>212882459
They hated him because he told them the truth

>>212882433

>>212885683
The problem with a statement like this is that there was a time before all this, and all real humans remember it.

>>212885806
You're in charge of your own entertainment diet. The reason you retards are acting like you're forced to watch the newest Disney slop is because you don't expose yourself to anything else.

piss break
no ads
reasonable food prices. an entire food court with all my favorite fast food and snackies

>>212886552
>what will get you back into theaters?
>sure as fuck not the movies they've been putting out the last decade or so
>but that's all you watch

functional illiteracy is tragic.

I will only watch movies where I am the target audience and hollywood has been dumbing all their blockbusters down so that non-english-speaking populations in India and China can understand them for over a decade now. The Jurassic World films are a blight on mankind and if you're amused by the trash hollywood is churning out then you are mentally defunct.

>>212886552
I haven't watched a Hollywood movie in years. I haven't even owned a fucking TV for over a decade, I consume a diet of purely healthy ethnostate media, the only problem is there's no white ones left.

>>212883257
>tfw sitting down to watch 28 kinos later at the ciniplex imaxxx
>I am the ONLY person there
>giant comfy leather chairs, like a hundred rows
>the seat gorrila entered and starting hunting through the isles, eventually I feel his gorilla breath on my head
>puff puff
>AYO HY U IN MY SEAT NIGGA
>I awaken in the popcorn pit without pants and my ass hurts

>>212882401 (OP)
I just want an Alamo Drafthouse in my area. I would be at that place every fucking weekend.

I want a free popcorn kernel. Every day for the next three years.

>>212882401 (OP)
Lower costs. That's literally it.
When I was in uni, we had an amazing student discount and you got a film and a snack for like 5 or 6 bucks. Surprisingly enough, I saw pretty much every major blockbuster release and a lot of smaller releases when that was in effect.
Now, it costs like 15 bucks and the closest cinema is a bus ride away.

>>212882401 (OP)
They're missing good movies.

Also, my local screens are quite dark. Maybe they're still technically better than the ones I watched as a kid, but I can't remember and I just feel disappointed by the quality of the picture these days.

>>212882401 (OP)
>What would bring you back into theatres? What are they missing in your professional opinion?

>>212886635
The absolute irony of calling someone else illiterate. His point is that good films exist and are released into cinemas but you don't know about them or go see them because you're too busy whining about capeshit.

>>212887523
Name 5. You ARE illiterate

>>212882401 (OP)
First the movies have to start being good again. The who, what, when, where, how, and why of this issue has been documented and talked about many times over by many people, many times smarter than me.

As for getting my ass in a theater seat. I honestly do not know. It's incredibly hard to justify paying roughly $30 dollars to see, even a great movie, to be seated in a theater with a bunch of brown people who don't know how to sit still and be quiet for two hours.

>>212887572
5 films in the last decade that are good?
>Possessor
>Phantom Thread
>All Quiet on the Western Front
>The House that Jack Built
>Killers of the Flower Moon

>inb4 a dismissive "all shit"

>>212887278
What about Israeli movies? They're a white ethnostate.

>>212887654
why would i go to the theater to see them?

>>212882433
>>212882434
>mom! The cartoon is genociding me again!!!!

>some fat piece of shit eating a three piece meal next to me
>some stinky indian that smells like onions to the right
>kids kicking my seat behind
>some woman in front with a massive afro obscuring view

>>212887794
>why would I pay money to support and watch beautifully-shot films that embody the type of movies I want to see more of?
Yeah that's a real mystery, good point.
If you're not prepared to spend money watching the films you want, don't get mad when hollywood panders to Indians who will

shootings
hawks
penis inspection

>>212887572
Anora, Challengers, Oppenheimer, The Banshees of Inisherin

>>212887876
not one of those movies is theater worthy, is the point you're trying to wiggle away from.

>some obese nerd sitting by himself and muttering about kinos

>>212882401 (OP)
Smoking

>>212884041
nta but you're the angry one here doggy