>Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>Eat at a local forets. Get the wood. Have a cold swamp drink at 4 o'clock in your local stream. Go somewhere no beaver has ever been. Listen to the sound of creaking trees you havent even gnawed yet. Order the tree rare. Eat an oak. Have a nigger. Have two. Be open to a world where you have yet to build a dam or agree with the muskrat next to you, but let him squat in your lodge anyway (let him pay rent). Gnaw slowly. Tip the tree. Check in on your pups. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the timber fall.

>>212882528 (OP)
What the fuck is a negroni, was Epstein a gay cuck or something

>>212882744
A negroni is, in NYC financier jargon, an underage black girl

>>212882744
No, he was a pedo. Just like his buddy Trump

>>212882528 (OP)
I keep thinking this guy's Epstein. They look exactly the same.

Blackmail a politician. Blackmail two.

Buy a rack of the cheapest beer you can stomach. Drink it alone on the couch.

get the cucktini
get two
pick up a local you may have nothing in common with and let him plow your wife

>>212882528 (OP)
Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the negroni next to you, but have a drink with them

He looks more like Ted Danson

>sometimes you wanna go, where every body knows you're 12

What's the perfect amount of time to take to drink a 5% abv beer? For about a 12 pack. 5 minutes? 45 minutes? Surely somewhere between that right?

>>212882744
Negroni is the sushi type with fish on rice, it was his favorite Thai food

And after that hang yourself like a bitch lmaooo

>>212883218
Surely it depends on the number of beers your are drinking, first beer is five seconds, second beer is 5 minutes, last beer is never finished

>>212883062
This is Epstein hahahah

>>212882528 (OP)
Eat at a private restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a warm pint of piss at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty island. Go somewhere others never been. Blackmail someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the pizza raw. Eat an oyster. Have a Negro. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but blackmail them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the flight.

>>212883308
About a 12 pack. I'd do my first Guinness in about 5 seconds and used to all the time. I was literally embarrassed to do it at bars but thats how it went.

I think I might do 20 minutes. Yesterday I did 45 minutes and that literally doesn't work. At least after 2 beers there was literally nothing. After that I sped up so who knows.

>>212882528 (OP)
Why did he do it, bros?

>>212882528 (OP)
>Tip your server
Haha, no.

>>212882528 (OP)
Eat at a local negroni togroni. Get the negroni. Have a negroni at 4 o’clock in the negroni. Go somewhere you’ve negroni negronied before. Listen to some negroni you think may have negroni with you. Order the rare negroni. Eat a negroni. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where negroni may not understand or agree with the negroni next to another negroni, but have a negroni with them anyways. Eat negronly. Tip your negroni. Check in on your negronis. Negroni in your negroni. Enjoy the negroni.

>>212883750
negroni/10

>>212883062
Bourdain was Epstein: Tall Edition

You ever sit alone in a dim bar at 2AM, two Negronis deep, channeling the ghost of Bourdain? One hand on the glass, the other gripping the weight of the world like it's the check at a Hanoi noodle stand. That’s when you get it. The bittersweet burn of Campari isn’t just a flavor. It's a philosophy. Bourdain didn’t drink Negronis because they were trendy. He drank them because life’s too goddamn short to pretend you like vodka sodas.

>>212884240
Burn Local

There is some irony in the fact that Bourdain was not even a comedian yet had the balls to steal Robin Williams closer.

Have a lava chicken, have 2