Thread 212884374 - /tv/ [Archived: 592 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:09:38 PM No.212884374
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What do you rate it?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:11:15 PM No.212884398
I rated it a 7 on imdb ten years ago.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:06 PM No.212884422
2.5/5 one notch above standard hollywood fare
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:34 PM No.212884428
>>212884374 (OP)
If they had cast Kelly Kapowski it would have been a blockbuster
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:52 PM No.212884431
>>212884374 (OP)
Show / Girls
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:14:34 PM No.212884439
>>212884374 (OP)
Cringe kino
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:17:07 PM No.212884490
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Liz is one of the most beautiful women of all time and I'm glad she did this movie in her prime
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:18:13 PM No.212884503
>>212884490
I wonder if the BPD eyes thing is true. Still hot though
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:19:09 PM No.212884523
>>212884374 (OP)
I tried watching it once, noticed the acting was pretty bad, then the scene came on where the main character is watching a show girls performance and is flailing her arms around like a retard, so I thought to myself "wow, this is cringe and incredibly gay", and I then turned it off and never returned to it.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:19:20 PM No.212884528
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>>212884503
All women have BPD
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:19:54 PM No.212884533
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>>212884374 (OP)
10/10 best coomkino
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:04 PM No.212884537
>>212884374 (OP)
Probably around a 7. It was unfairly maligned, it's not the greatest movie ever but it's good.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:33 PM No.212884542
Showgirls is an absolute dumpster fire, but the documentary about the cult-following that is, is ACTUAL fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMncUW0HQ6A
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:40:10 PM No.212884765
interrogator of homosexuals
interrogator of homosexuals
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>>212884523
>I saw a naked woman in a movie so I turned it off after calling it gay
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:41:57 PM No.212884787
>>212884765
You could just watch porn, you know? You don't have to sit through a dogshit movie to look at some titties.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:42:04 PM No.212884789
>>212884537
>It was unfairly maligned
I always thought so too. Wonder if was a set up to destroy her acting career
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:43:09 PM No.212884801
>>212884789
It's because she spoke out against Israel
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:43:50 PM No.212884806
>>212884374 (OP)

9/10. I think people reacted negatively to it due to puritanism prevalent at the time. Elizabeth Berkley is so hot in it and dancing moves are great.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:44:40 PM No.212884816
The bit where she tells kyle machlachlan that she could see it in his eyes when he came lives rent free in my head to this day.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:45:19 PM No.212884823
>>212884806
>I think people reacted negatively to it due to puritanism prevalent at the time.
I don't think so. It was panned by critics and people just repeated what they'd heard without seeing it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:46:44 PM No.212884844
Never seen it, is it worth watching from a purely coom perspective?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:47:42 PM No.212884855
>>212884787
softcore erotica>porn
Replies: >>212885146
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:48:42 PM No.212884870
>>212884844
You will cum buckets
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:49:20 PM No.212884879
>that shot of her fat pussy going boing-oing-oing like a spring when she kicks the dude
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:49:29 PM No.212884882
>>212884374 (OP)
I'm 35 and always liked it. It's a weird movie but I sincerely have always thought it was genuinely good. I understand what people say about it but they can go fuck themselves if they don't get it.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:49:32 PM No.212884885
>>212884844
It'll give you a boner unlike any movie made in the last 10 years
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:50:24 PM No.212884899
>>212884490
She's Jewish
Replies: >>212884960
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:52:25 PM No.212884924
>>212884789
>Elizabeth Berkley was paid only $100,000 for playing the lead in the film. When a special V.I.P. edition boxed set was released in 2004 she requested $2,500 to be interviewed. They declined.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:54:59 PM No.212884960
>>212884899
>>212884924
these posts being consecutive made me kek
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:56:33 PM No.212884983
>>212884490
Wow, aged like fine wine
Replies: >>212885050
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:57:13 PM No.212884991
>>212884924
KWAB

She plays a whore in "Any Given Sunday" as well. So that makes 3 times she played a whore.
Replies: >>212885026
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:58:34 PM No.212885005
>>212884374 (OP)
Forgettable. Like Anora, they took an interesting world and made it boring.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:58:46 PM No.212885010
>>212884490
those eyes hnnnnggg
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:00:15 PM No.212885025
>>212884428
I would never have stopped cooming.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:00:23 PM No.212885026
>>212884991
Remember that episode her step brother blackmailed Jessie into fucking him?
Replies: >>212885622
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:00:41 PM No.212885030
>>212884490
>>212884528
I thought the wall was undefeated? Guess not
Replies: >>212885050
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:01:46 PM No.212885050
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>>212885030
>>212884983
old pics

this is her in 2025
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:04:13 PM No.212885091
>>212884844
Thereโ€™s some pretty good scenes in it, but growing up only knowing Elizabeth Berkeley as the obnoxious puritanical feminist Jessie Spano from Saved by the Bell will enhance your experience. It blew my little mind as a wee lad catching it on late night Showtime back in the day.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:04:56 PM No.212885109
>>212885050
Still hot
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:06:06 PM No.212885126
>>212884490
I saw it when I was about 10 years old and she has been the default female archetype in my mind for all my sexual fantasies since then.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:06:15 PM No.212885129
>>212885050
>>212885109
Fuck, she's only 52, looks older
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:07:06 PM No.212885137
>>212885050
catleaningintomike.jpg
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:07:39 PM No.212885146
>>212884855
I saw a clip from some movie where the chick who plays Trumanโ€™s wife in The Truman Show (whom I had a massive crush on in my younger days) is Topher Graceโ€™s stepmom, and they bone and he busts one in her. That was better than any porn I had seen in a very long time, and thereโ€™s not even any nudity.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:08:44 PM No.212885159
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>>212884490
Based Liz appreciators
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:08:59 PM No.212885161
>>212885146
Can you post the clip, sir?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:32:14 PM No.212885456
>>212884428
Jessi was always hotter than Kelly
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:45:25 PM No.212885622
>>212885026
His name was Eric right? I think he fucked Lisa Turtle too because he threatened to tell Belding that Screech skipped school with Zach. It was the only time she was nice to Screech, but it was basically just like how Mom's fuck school bullies so they stop picking on their sons.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:09:30 PM No.212885957
>>212885622
>just like how Mom's fuck school bullies so they stop picking on their sons
that only happens on PornHub, right?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:15:54 PM No.212886038
Showgirls_t00.mkv_snapshot_00.37.31_[2020.01.05_21.08.23]
>>212884374 (OP)
7 wobbly pussies/10
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:03:05 PM No.212886843
>>212886038
That scene in the pool was too over the top. If it was a black guy though, I'd understand.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:10:37 PM No.212886986
>>212884374 (OP)
Black bitch got raped. That was over the top.
"Black pussy!" *smack
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:13:17 PM No.212887028
>>212885159
me on the right
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:15:48 PM No.212887063
>>212884542
>Bombed, trashed by critics and audiences...
>But then... came the nerds...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:16:50 PM No.212887079
>>212885622
>like how Mom's fuck school bullies so they stop picking on their sons.

Does that even happen outside NTR VNs?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:25:55 PM No.212887232
>>212885957
>>212887079
I have no idea what you anons are talking about. I've heard of PornHub but that's it.

When I was a kid, my Mom fucked 3 different bullies in the neighborhood to stop them from hurting me (Boyd, Danny, and some mexican). Boyd was ironically the one who clued me in to Rated R movies with tits/shit. Idk he beat me up one time, but he was my bro for a min.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:28:00 PM No.212887274
>>212887232
b4 or after your mom fucked him
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:28:04 PM No.212887277
>>212884428

wrong, Spano always had that closet semen demon energy
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:30:20 PM No.212887315
EVERYBODY GOT AIDS AND SHIT
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:31:45 PM No.212887340
>>212887232
Can you tell your mom I'm cyber bullying you real quick?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:31:58 PM No.212887341
>>212887274
???
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:32:58 PM No.212887359
>>212887315
It's a Versayse!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:33:11 PM No.212887365
>>212884523

I feel sorry for the actors, they were probably thinking "this guy just made Total Recall, Robocop and Basic Instinct, I'll just do whatever he directs me to do". Problem is that the project was a complete non starter right from the script stage.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:33:27 PM No.212887373
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:33:37 PM No.212887375
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>>212884374 (OP)
leg/10
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:33:45 PM No.212887381
>>212887340
She's dead.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:34:46 PM No.212887399
>>212887341
we're you boys with this kid before or after he fucked ur mom it's important
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:37:37 PM No.212887447
>>212884816
>The bit where she tells kyle machlachlan that she could see it in his eyes when he came lives rent free in my head to this day.
Preach!
But one problem - cumming in your pants from a dry hump is such beta behavior. That's why I always slip strippers a hundy. Blowjob time baby!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:39:44 PM No.212887493
>>212884806
>due to puritanism prevalent
1995 was a weird year for shit like that. Normies hadnโ€™t discovered the internet yet and a NC17 rating was guaranteed controversy.I remember being 15 and debating with my friends if this was worth trying to sneak into. We never bothered afrer some of our peers said it sucked and there wasnโ€™t much T&A
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:43:45 PM No.212887567
>>212887399
He became my friend after and it was real. Until he got too cool to be seen near me. How are we even on this topic.

Fuck off!
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:01:17 PM No.212887859
>>212884806

I enjoy the movie. You can tell which scenes she shot first because she overacts bigly but she got a lot better as the film went on.

Also, BLACK PUSSY!
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:03:28 PM No.212887900
0/5
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:08:27 PM No.212888014
>>212884490
>>212884374 (OP)
I saw Elizabeth Berkley's pussy lips flop about after a high kick. 10/10
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:11:40 PM No.212888075
>>212888014
Oscar winning performance today
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:14:59 PM No.212888140
>>212887859
Jessie's lips are black? That's so weird. A lot of actresses I fuck got nigger labia. I think it happens when you're a girl and you fuck too much.
Doesn't make her a whore! I mean, if you have a boyfriend for 3 years, your vagina is gonna look really beat.
You want 1 girl fucking 1 dude a hundred times or 1 girl who fucked 12 dudes a dozen times. Just do the math.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:17:12 PM No.212888179
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:18:47 PM No.212888218
imagine only having one leg and no arms
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:20:19 PM No.212888257
>>212888179
Back in the 90s she'd be featured on my favorite lesbian website:
>Monster Meat
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:21:20 PM No.212888283
>>212888179
it's just so floppy!
Craig T. Nelson
7/19/2025, 4:23:39 PM No.212888339
Is this the Saved By the Bell General? Cuz' it is now
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:31:05 PM No.212888540
>>212887567
You're the one who brought it up, retard.
Replies: >>212888726
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:39:22 PM No.212888726
>>212888540
Stop bullying me or I'm telling my mom!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:01:47 PM No.212889207
>>212888339
Uhhh... the duck is dead?
Replies: >>212893167
Anonymouแนก
7/19/2025, 5:13:34 PM No.212889444
>>212884542
>Showgirls is an absolute dumpster fire
Correct.

>but the documentary about the cult-following that is, is ACTUAL fire.
Could be worth a look but I would be surprised if it were that good.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:49:23 PM No.212890228
>>212884374 (OP)
Wobbly flaps out of ten.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:56:37 PM No.212890399
>>212884542
Just watched it. It actually IS FIRE!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:53:14 PM No.212891823
>>212884374 (OP)
pointless nudity the movie
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:55:49 PM No.212891899
>>212884374 (OP)
I understand and respect what Verhoeven was going for but it was executed poorly. The script is fucking terrible, and not in a way where it's on purpose. The movie has really serious problems when it comes to how the characters and plit are written
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:58:35 PM No.212891980
>>212884844
Depends. All the nudity is really matter of fact and shallow, there is no real love or passion in it. Which was on purpose. There are honestly much sexier movies out there where all the characters keep their clothes on
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:28:55 PM No.212892848
>>212888179
Hot
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:31:12 PM No.212892912
>>212884374 (OP)
If Sean Baker had directed it, I think it would have been nominated for a Best Picture Oscar.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:33:29 PM No.212892989
>>212884374 (OP)
>it's a satire so it's automatically good
average letterboxd user, probably.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:38:36 PM No.212893127
>>212891823
>pointless nudity
no such thing
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:38:55 PM No.212893138
>>212888179
the rape was honestly hilarious with how it was executed. this innocent side character randomly gets beaten and raped just for this moment. kek
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:39:54 PM No.212893165
>>212887373
cool heterochromia
Craig T. Nelson
7/19/2025, 7:39:56 PM No.212893167
>>212889207
Son, there never was a fucking duck.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:53:32 PM No.212893598
>>212893138
It's an integral part of the story, it's how nomi realises that all the glitz and glam people she worships are assholes
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:56:21 PM No.212893684
i am leg
i am leg
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>>212884374 (OP)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:56:56 PM No.212893709
1732753703689939
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:59:02 PM No.212893797
0/10 Can't even jerk off to it. Lots of tits and ass and pussy but it's one of the dullest, least sexy movies of all time.

Gina Gershon should have been in it way more.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:03:02 PM No.212893924
>>212884374 (OP)
10/10
It gave me several erections
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:06:13 PM No.212894030
>Gina Gershon should have been in it way more.
Yeap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrQ1GLajGCU
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:56:17 PM No.212895798
>>212884374 (OP)
7 or 8.
You're watching it for the T&A and it scores highly in that regard.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:58:12 PM No.212895869
greatass
greatass
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>>212884533
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:07:50 PM No.212896160
>>212888179
Definitely one of the most based things a woman has done in history.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:10:39 PM No.212896250
>>212884882
if we judge a movie on its entertainment value then it's as 10/10. I was thoroughly entertained throughout.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:24:21 PM No.212896644
Why did she took all the blame?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRd_c_DiM9E
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:24:59 PM No.212896671
Showgirls_t00.mkv_snapshot_00.41.08_[2020.01.05_21.12.27]
>>212893797
>Gina Gershon should have been in it way more.
This

And the short-haired one at the audition
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:27:25 PM No.212896729
>>212896671
>What? Her tits are better than mine
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:27:48 PM No.212896739
>>212896671
yeah she had nicer tits than Berkeley actually.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:27:55 PM No.212896743
the only half decent person in the movie gets raped it's a crazy movie and it's super quotable
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:34:31 PM No.212896930
>>212896671
Left girl is mine. I call dibs!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:36:41 PM No.212896979
>>212888179
>WHARRGARBL
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:37:20 PM No.212896999
>>212896743
(same poster)
>you fucked the mailman!

well you fucked the meter reader!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:46:50 PM No.212897254
>>212884533
>bitches don't leave
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:47:59 PM No.212897294
Showgirls 2
Showgirls 2
md5: 76504ad61133b09207a2ed71e898c4d8๐Ÿ”
A true man of culture, I prefer the sequel:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l6J2hv_acA
Replies: >>212897424
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:51:36 PM No.212897399
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md5: a501a9d7450207c31ce8fb5938fd0edd๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:52:21 PM No.212897424
>>212897294
>Budget $3000
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:55:31 PM No.212897517
>>212884533
damn you could eat cereal out of that ass crack
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:54:52 PM No.212899238
Any other movies just like this?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:56:59 PM No.212899302
1726050067936292
1726050067936292
md5: d38f5ba7f7233f4ed14c96fe33aaefef๐Ÿ”
>>212899238
Nope. Elizabeth was one of a kind. But you can watch the prequel series Saved By the Bell