>Oooh AL!, have sex with me AL

>Oh Jesus Christ woman, can't you see i'm busy watching the tv?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTBMznLrWs

>Dad, Chad is here to pick me up to the prom.

>One day I will have sex and make you proud father

>>212885665 (OP)
Nagging woman can drain the life out of you

my favorite joke was always

>Peg: Al, i think we should see that marriage doctor
>Al: Peg the only doctor that can help our marriage is Kevorkian

>>212885796
Every woman nags. My wife nags me all fucking day and I still dick her down afterward.

>>212885665 (OP)
al cant get hard if his wife isn't doing housewife things, just being a stupid spoiled whore isnt enough, i can relate

>>212886150
that's the flip side of it. they nag, and you can hate fuck the frustration out if your system, which gives her the kind of sex she really wants. most people will go the other route and withdraw from sex with their wives entirely. it's stupid though, because it rewards her nagging

>>212887397
You're not making sense. Wouldn't giving her good sex after she nags be rewarding her nagging?

>>212885694
I loved this later era of Kelly. I didn't like the early bimbo 80s Kelly at all. But she looked amazing here. Seriously one of the best looking women on television.

>>212886150
teach me master
my wife only complains, I can't even look at her anymore

>>212885665 (OP)
>No! I would rather masturbate because my home is a low vibrational hell vortex! I am steeped in all the capital sins and am possessed of many devils.

>>212888490
look up "how to pass a woman's shit-tests". men used to know this stuff. it's called being a man. problem is these days that's illegal. raised your voice at your nagging wife? you're an abuser now. anyway the reason women nag is they want a dominant man. they do it instinctively. they're trying to piss you off so you man up and assert dominance. i'm not saying to beat up your wife like a psycho or anything like that, i'm saying you have to actually be the man of the house. you have to exert authority over her. which again is pretty much a crime these days. haha.

>>212888676
just gaslight them, play their games but better than them, so they're on the defensive instead of offensive

>>212888324
>conveys the sexual dynamic of men and women concisely
>says it's stupid
it's not confusing. Get some sleep.

>what am I doing with my life

>>212889070
>Jefferson is canonically a glowie

>>212889187
the sexiest glowie of all time

>>212889070
Marcy Darcy still makes me lol

>>212886150
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE

>>212889449
When I was a kid I had a crush on Marcy D'Arcy. I was a little weird fucker. After puberty I became much more attracted to Peg and Kelly. I guess looking at pictures of her back then, she wasn't a bad looking lady, just kind of dykey.

>>212885665 (OP)
Al Bundy had the hottest wife ever. That was the joke. He didn't appreciate what he had.

>>212890513
No it wasn't, this was an average wife at best at the time. She's got a really stupid hair style that was also bad in the 90s.

>>212889476
fuck you.

>>212890785
faggot.

>>212890785
-t. H. Moe Zeckshual

>>212890834
>>212890997
Even Marcy looks better than Peg. No one was lusting after Peg when this show aired, it's some kind of deranged zoomer thing.

>>212891041
>posts even hotter pic of Peg
Yeah you're trolling. wagfinger.gif

>>212885665 (OP)
Imagine the smell

>Fuck off Peg
>Audience roars in laughter

>>212891041
I would think Jefferson would be more to your liking.

>>212889187
>Him being on The Love Boat was also canonical

>>212891214
You mean Steve.

>>212891041
Peg was pretty fucking hot but it was a show with ripe 18 yo pokies and 90s Playboy guests, nobody noticed her

>>212890370
She was much hotter in the early episodes where she was a brunette

>>212891214
I wouldn't mind tag teaming his lovely wife if that's what you mean. Much better than his neighbor's dog of a wife, I heard even her own husband won't touch her lol

>>212891319
like people posting itt actually watched the show

>>212891353
>She was much hotter in Fright Night
fify brah

>>212885665 (OP)
This very scene is one of the reasons he doesnt.
Whipping the couch and dust flies everywhere. Then her asking when is someone going to clean up around here

>>212891354
That pic isn't helping your case, buddy. She would not give me a boner there.

>>212891489
more for me

Marcy was hotter because she was on a completely different level of sex crazed.
She also had money and took care of the house.
Perfect wife.

>>212891577
Unless you are a bulldyke or a rich femdyke, you're not taking 'er home, buddy.

Marcy never did it for me, she seemed feisty but I could tell even as a young man I would never really be able to hate fuck her like I would Peggy or Kelly.

>>212891895
This anon gets pissed off and builds things^
then he fucks.

>>212891620
Pretty sure he can overpower her, anon

>>212885665 (OP)
>"Uhhhh... no, Peg." *flushes toilet; audience laughs and cheers*

>>212891933
That's wrong.

>>212891988
Truly a great time

Also, Google just got worse again. What is this shit?

>>212892129
Anon, heed my warning when I tell you every day that you wake up, something else will be broken. You must make your own backups, we're on our own out here.

>>212888324
that's what I said in the last sentence

>>212886150
>>212887397
what if you have a nagging wife but you hate sex?

>>212892129
probably because you have children in your search term you nonce

>>212892749
WRONG