>Here's your king of Ithaca bro
Nolanbros?

>>212886338 (OP)
For fuck's sake keep Nolan away from Homeric epics. He can turn something like Greek mythology into soulless cold slop.

>>212886338 (OP)
More like Ickatha

>>212886338 (OP)
Sorry, Nolan. "Odyssey for zoomers" was already done

>>212886338 (OP)
How will he include time travel in this one?

>>212886338 (OP)
it's worse than we could have imagined

What did Odysseus do to piss Posiden off so bad? I haven't read Homer in decades. Didn't he break a statue or violate a temple or some shit?

>>212886363
Eager to see how he injects the US into it. He always does it.

>>212886338 (OP)
Matt Damon plays the same character in every movie.

>>212886885
>Fellow Acheans, we have received credible confirmation from the Oracles that Troy is developing weapons of mass destruction

>>212886795
>not a single spec of color on his costume
Fucking whyyyyy

>>212886875
Odysseus blinded his son, a cyclops, and then Fortnite posed on him to add insult to injury

>>>>212886338 (OP)
>>212886795
nailed it

>>212886338 (OP)
>Nolan hates CGI and prefers practical effects
>Decides to do the Odyssey
???

>>212887100
It seems like Posiden was extra salty about dat shit. Odysseus' crew got the worst of it.

>>212886795
Why does this looks like a low budget Netflix show

Is this going to be like that Troy movie where the gods weren't present? Or made Menelaus a meanie?

>>212887528
I missed the gods not being in the Troy movie. But I guess they were trying to focus on the human drama. I can't imagine a film of The Oydessy with the gods and monsters. To do that, they would simply be trying to make a boat kino film about a dude trying to sail home.

>>212888431
without.

>>212886795
Meanwhile actual greek kino

>>212888906
>bikini armor
bas..
>for men
GAY

The Odyssey isn't good material to make a movie from. There's only like four cinematic scenes in the entire story. There's years-long time skips where Odysseus lives on an island and has a kid with another lady. There's no way in fuck to stage the suitors in a way that makes sense to a modern audience.
This is a bad idea, worse than that Troy movie where they tried to see how shitty Brad Pitt was at acting and they had dance-fighting and failed to either do a fun Iron Age swords-and-sandals epic OR do the very big and complicated actual story of the Illiad

>>212886885
Athena, the godess of knowledge, is a black american woman

>>212886338 (OP)
WHERES THE TRAILERRR

>>212890274
lupita?

>>212886338 (OP)
When does he don the Mycenaean armor?

>>212890491
up your butt and to the left

Nolan movies are so fucking ugly. Which is amazing because he's such a cocksucking little queer who's obsessed with analog film and practicality. "Muh practical effects" are not always better when you made fucking Dunkirk look like just a few fucking guys and a nuclear test look like any other gas explosion on film. I'd literally rather have bad CGI that at least tries to give a battle a semblance of scale, than "hurr there are only like five boats in this movie, but it's okay because I shot it PRACTICAL." Get fucked.

>>212890565
>Shoot all your movies on film/IMAX.
>They look digital anyway.
Crazy dude. Unironically Peter Jackson in his prime would have been a way better fit for The Odyssey.

>>212890684
>>They look digital anyway.
Peak midwit I swear.
>>212890565
You deserve slop.

>>212890898
Kind of crazy the takes I see posted here. Maybe they consume digital slop so much that these faggots have forgotten how film looks like.

>>212890565
>I'd literally rather have bad CGI
Speak for yourself dumbfuck.

>>212886875
I think a Trojan priest named Laocoön saw through the deception of the Trojan Horse and was going to prevent it from being brought into the city, so Poseidon sent a sea serpent to kill him and his sons so they couldn't warn the Trojans, but Odysseus didn't give Poseidon proper credit for saving his plan so he got angry and decided he had to be punished. Been awhile since I read but I think that's what happened.

>>212890898
>A crowd of a few hundred men at most.
Slop selective shot, and the numbers in the film are nowhere near 400,000. Digital doubles are a good idea, actually. Lick my taint. Imagine calling someone a midwit while defending the literal king of midwit filmmaking. Everything Nolan makes is made to appeal to Dunning-Kruger tards who think they have genius IQs but are probably hovering somewhere around 100.

>>212890898
do you have any fucking idea what 400,000 people looks like?

>>212886795
Is Nolan allergic to color?

>>212891546
How manny are in there?
Imagine a full army assault of 400.000 men.

Glorius

>>212891499
>do you have any fucking idea what 400,000 people looks like
>Slop selective shot, and the numbers in the film are nowhere near 400,000.
There were never 400K people on the beach at the same time retards. It was 9 day operation spread along a 10 mile beach. Soldiers slowy trickled into the beach each day. See pic related, another image that conveniently looks like the film.
>Dunning Kruger
HAHAHAHAHAHA. You're not high IQ faggot. I can tell from the kind of "criticisms" you make. You belong in Cinemasins youtube comments section not here.

>>212886429
i want to sex circe so bad (after she turns me into a pig of course)

>>212890526
Zendaya has been confirmed as Athena. To be honest I like the wise old black woman trope but this just isn't it.

>>212892078
Literally not a single shot in that movie comes close to the scale of the actual images you're posting.

>>212893476
its a bad cast. A woman playing Athena should be beautiful in a strong, powerful way. my first thought is that zendaya has too weak jaw