>seed a local planet tonight. get the deacon blood. have a sacrificial cup in the morning at a mostly lifeless blue planet. crash a xeno egg ship into a moon you've never been. genocide a species you think has nothing in common with you. rip an android's head off, kill a human, kill two.
He did kill himself so it checks out.
This movie looks so good yet is do retarded, I cri everytime
Why did Prometheus wake up angry?
>mfw waking up after drinking the goo
>>212887115Going from trailer to movie is what destroyed my innocence. Never before have I felt such sheer unbridled fucking disappointment and never will anything do so again.
>>212886984 (OP)Ultimately, the point that the Engineers were also looking for their creators makes the movie an allegory for Hegelian self-consciousness being God himself, and there is nothing but God in his being no matter how far you travel.
The limits of God can't be reached by foot.
>>212888318>the Engineers were also looking for their creatorsThey weren't doing that. They had lost their way, along with losing the ability to naturally reproduce, so they were using the blood of another lifeform to create new life.
Got my girlfriend pregant on first date, how fucked am I?
>>212888862we told you to wear protection
Okay so the Aliens have invaded Earth and conquered parts of it that the audience is familiar with like the Taj Mahal is swarming with aliens and also the Great Wall of China and the humans are doomed. But then the CEO of Weyland Yutani (chick with eyes too far apart) invents the Plasma Helmet which prevents face huggers from grabbing people and sticking an egg down their throat. Now the aliens are doomed. But then, Fassbender goes to the alien home world and finds the Alpha Queen (chick from yellowjackets), and using the Black Goo (oscar isaac) mutates her until she starts giving birth to a new type of facehugger that wraps around your waist and jams the egg up your ass instead. Humanity is doomed. But then, a battle-hardened soldier woman (anybody) finds her ex-boyfriend, a rogue scientist (timothy chalamet) and has sex with him to re-inspire him to create the Plasma Belt, which keeps the asshuggers from sticking an egg up your ass. The aliens are doomed.
>>212889023why would the engineers do that to us?
>*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
>>212888862check your cameras and make sure your android didn't slip some goo in your drink that night
I hate this movie because it had a lot of potential, which was squandered. There's a really interesting movie and series lying in there. The ideas:
>humans finding evidence they were created by ancient aliens
>there's maps to ancient alien world
>put together enormously expensive, extremely long voyage to go meet them
>find out it's been so long, they hate humans now and destroy the expedition
are great and could make for an amazing kino. It just has to place with Alien and was hamstrung by that. Get rid of the barren rock planet and make it a wondrous alien city to explore. Have actual answers in the first movie or at least plan the trilogy thoroughly. Don't make it about angry androids.
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>where is my cousin Romulus.
>>212891034ayo this nigga so fuckin ugly
I love prometheus threads
>>212889067>But then the CEO of Weyland Yutani (chick with eyes too far apart)For some reason i thought you were referencing the end of AvP: Requiem with asian Miss Yutani.
>>212889082their goal was to destroy us so
>>212891977PROMETHEUS IS A THIEF! I HATE HIM! YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH PROMETHEUS SO I HATE YOU TOO!
>>212889067Seems solid but I'd like to see a plucky American president (Maggie Gyllenhaal) in the mix somewhere
So uh, what happened with David? Where's the third movie?
>>212894578David made a horde of xenomorphs that he unleashed on all of Earth, killing all humans, and making his perfect world of perfect beings. It was a very happy, tear jerking ending.
Son, Jesus. Have iffin' have found salvation?
Wish we had Davidkino that wasn't integrated into movies with shit scripts.
>>212887158He wakes up not knowing what's happening, off course, probably not where he wants, then some old guy of a species he might not have wanted created is having his robot convey his demands that he's made immortal. An insolent little shit who thinks himself an equal that's probably fucked up all sorts of things abord the ship.
Fuck him and his crew.
>>212895658>some old guyPrometheus is 1000x older than Weyland
>demands that he's made immortal>man dying of thirst comes to trillionaire who owns a gigantic ocean of fresh water asking "please sir, might I have a sip?">Is bludgeoned to death for daring to ask Prometheus to abide by his own teachings of being kind, non-violent, not greedy, and sharing with others especially beggars
>>212893332no their goal was to seed life, he does so in the beginning clip. later humanity fucked up and so they were going to wipe out earth, but by chance the goop got loose and killed all but one of them
>>212896044>no their goal was to seed life, he does so in the beginning clipThat was Prometheus though. He stole the goo to create human life and illegally did it. It's pretty obvious the later engineers they find are extremely different from Prometheus. But it's never expanded on.
>>212888862Get married, and remember to use desitin on every diaper change.
>>212896120Is that alien-looking shit on their bodies a suit or just what they're like? Is it intentionally similar to the alien's tube-like pattern cause they killed them and got engineer DNA? Or just a design choice to look like Giger's stuff?
>>212896512They're merged with it at that point. Ridley was likely going in the direction of the Engineers or some group of them being taken over by the alien biotechnology and becoming weird creatures that eventually turned into horrific space jockey beings. But he discarded it after the first movie, so who knows.
>>212898336Some men are born to be chads, and others born to be short. Just the way of things.
>>212887115Maybe the best looking blockbuster of the 21st century honestly.
>>212887158>be you>human being>your fellow humans are going on a mission soon to exterminate all chimpanzees>go to sleep>get woken up from hypersleep decades later>all other humans dead>some fucking chimpanzee woke you up and is blabbering about "muh ancestor...."How would you react? He's finishing the job.
>>212891595Fox forced Prometheus 2 to be an Alien movie. Shaw was supposed to be the hero, she got jewed out of it because they made Ridley pivot to xenoslop for shekels.
>>212886984 (OP)For the brainlets, the movie's main theme is accidental/unwanted creation.
>>212898580Ridley definitely still could have had Engineer kino mixed with xenos rather than killing them off in the first few minutes and staying on the planet. David's been there ten years, have a new engineer ship show up wondering why they lost contact or something. Then David unleashes his new xenos on them
>>212886984 (OP)Noomi mogged that woman in Covenant.
>>212899948I feel sad for her. It seemed like she tried hard. But she just didn't make much of an impression. And they were already going to pull another Alien 3 and kill her off yet again.
>>212900399No really, don't worry about him. He's so small where it counts, the girls laugh
>>212900516>she gives birth to a face raping monstera little on the nose Ridley
>>212886984 (OP)Please do not compare this Aryan Megachad to the disgusting Jewish shitblood Anthony Bourdain.
The Engineer died in service of creating new life. Bourdain died in service of nothing, having never done a single good thing in his life, having expended the fire of his youth on hedonistic nonsense and shitkissing for browns.
OUTTA MY WAY HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
