Snyder bros... they're mocking us

>>212891836 (OP)
Snyder Drug, we're knocking down prices!

reddit would go extinct if capeshit didn't exist, which means 99% of /tv/ would go extinct as well

>>212891836 (OP)
I don't remember Cavill killing Luthor. I do remember Superjew killing Ultraman in this one though.

>LE NO KILL RULE!
pathetic

>Murderman, my grandpa has dementia and wandered off... c-can you please find him?!
Murderman finds the confused old man wandering around a street over in his dressing gown
>I'LL TAKE YOU IN WITHOUT BREAKING YOU, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU DESERVE
>Huh, wha who are y- where am I? Leave me alone, aaah
>STAY DOWN! IF I WANTED IT YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY!

It can't be us they're mocking, Cavillman didn't kill his Lex. And that Lex had stolen his mom, not just some dog that wasn't even his.

>>212891836 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up

Tell that to Gunns snapped box office figures

>>212891836 (OP)
*Little kid in the street exiting church meets Superman* "Superman, it is true your people killed Jesus?" "Why Superman, why?"

>>212891836 (OP)
Superman cannot kill Lex because then DC would need to come up with a new villain, who may or may not sell.

>>212892033
Is Lex the ONLY consistent villain Superman has that can come up with complex plans and a variety of stories surrounding him? Brainiac, Mongul, etc. all seem like 'event' villains and Metallo, Parasite, etc. are goons for him to fight that are either agents of Luthor or doing their own petty bs robbing a bank

>>212892113
The problem is that superman is just too OP, so the his only real villains are Zod and Lex

>>212891954
This. Fuck civility.

>>212892169
Metallo as Kryptonite, Parasite can drain him, Intergang can have alien tech, etc. etc. Plenty of stuff to give him an actual challenge it's only I don't know what the fuck guys like Metallo or Parasite are about beyond being bagmen for Luthor or concerned with petty crime or wanting 'revenge' on Superman in ways that only paint them as 1D assholes

>>212891969
based

>>212891909

>Superjew killing Ultraman in this one though.

The clone falls into a black hole. Not confirmed death. Supes was saving others and was against the clock.

>>212891969
>>I'LL TAKE YOU IN WITHOUT BREAKING YOU, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU DESERVE
kek I forgot they actually had him say this edgelord shit

>>212891836 (OP)
Nah, fuck you Gunn, fuck you Reddit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3SBNY_8P0E

>>212892257
How is he supposed to survive a black hole? Even if he's durable enough, being trapped in a black hole means no food, no water, no air and no sunlight. They made a big deal of Superman needing air in this one.

>UGH, you fucking losers dying around me really ruined my mood. So annoying.

>>212891836 (OP)
Why did James Gunn "joke" about pedophilia and rape so much on Twitter in the past?

>>212892295
>how is he supposed to survive a black hole
because it's a comic book movie and a black hole is probably a portal to another dimension or something. the same way the guy from Interstellar survived one.

>>212891836 (OP)
Snyder bros are more autistic than Sonic fans, you should be mocked.

>>212892331
Great, if he ever comes back and they explain it. For the moment Superman killed his clone.

>be plumber at Kent resident
>drop your spanner
>the noise makes Mrs. Kent jump and yelp slightly
>"Sorry about that, ma'am, I-"
>suddenly are tackled through the walls and being sped at breakneck speed through the fields
>it's Murderman
>"YOU THINK YOU CAN THREATEN MY MOTHER!! RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR"
>his fist comes down and your world turns red, and then black

>>212892227
Best I've got is Metallo is an ex-spook/military guy who autistically thinks Superman is a threat to America and incorrectly believes he caused the accident that required him to get the robot body, so it's ideological autism paired with a shoddy basis for hating him personally.

Parasite wants to cure himself and goes to such extremes he has to be stopped, and maybe wants revenge on some sciencefag like Luthor or Ivo for turning him into this.

At least in these cases both, Superman has a villain that he actually wants to help and see reason. Wants to save them along with whoever's life they pose a threat to

>>212891836 (OP)
Snyder's Superman literally had no choice but to kill Zod because the guy wanted to subjugate the entirety of Earth. Zod needed to be killed because he is a super being that humans cannot imprison. I'm guessing gun supes didn't have this connundrum with Lex because the dude is just a human and can be put in a prison cell.

Very easy for a character to be moral when they aren't faced with tough choices or real peril.

>Gunntrannies are literal redditors
Makes sense. Btw, Snyder's Superman never killed Lex, even stating outright that he will spare him. Your reddit post makes no sense, retard. KYS.

>>212893105
Or they could've just written the character and the script so Superman overpowers him and doesn't have to kill him? Imagine that!

>>212893105
supersoi kills ultraman by throwing him into a black hole

but according to gunnjets this doesn't count as killing

>>212893187
Zod is not even human, the no-kill rule only applies to humans

You lost again gunntranny

>>212893187
So just give superman an easymode plot that doesn't challenge him or force him to confront himself? How is that compelling? And like I say, overpowering him would only be temporary even if supes could do that.

>>212893201
How convinient. So gun supes can just kill and keep his hands clean. How very compelling.

>>212893178
Zack Snyder will never fuck you.

>>212892000
this should happen in real life btw

>>212893285
>How convinient. So gun supes can just kill and keep his hands clean. How very compelling.
They are even coping by saying shit like
>no wait! maybe that black hole was like a portal to another dimension! and ultraman will return in some future!

>>212892374
Superman doesn't have a no-kill rule in this version anyway. he just doesn't kill people gratuitously like Hawkgirl.

>>212893239
There is no no-kill rule

>>212891836 (OP)
Why would Supersaar kill him when he needs him to reveal the stupid dog location?
How is this comparable to an unstoppable force like Zod literally going rogue and fucking up everything in his path?

>>212893285
>gun supes can just kill and keep his hands clean
James Gunn seems to want to write actual characters not robots who obey a specific program. so whether Superman kills someone is going to depend on both his personality and the context not a "rule".

the problem with Snyder superman is that he doesn't behave as if he has a consistent characterization, because he's in a Snyder movie and Snyder has no idea what a characterization even is.

>>212891969
Sensible chuckle

>>212893789
>Superman's gunn goes from being worried that the justice gang is gonna kill a kaiju to saying "they got this" while battling another living creature just so he can stay behind and talk about music and fight with his gf.
>Superman is worried about himself falling into a black hole earlier but not bizarro

Tick tock Putin.

>>212893789
I get it, Snyder Superman is just too complex and Gunn Superman is just some bad cartoon that just wants to dance and quips

the fact that baldie didn't have his murder hammer guy kill superman at the start made no sense.

>>212891889
Spbp

>>212892384
>be Pa Kent
>come into the house after a long day in the fields
>still feeling peppy and want to relax so I shower and wear a nice shirt
>start to put the moves on Ma Kent
>we take it to the bedroom
>start to do some foreplay on her
>she yelps after I put it in
>2 seconds later Clark bursts through the bedroom wall at mach 10 speed
>mfw our son was over protective and ended up seeing us naked and boning in bed

>>212891969
>KRYPTON HAD ITS CHANCE!!! DIIIIEEEE UNBORN CHILDREN!

>>212892384
>at Kent resident
>suddenly are tackled through the walls
>being sped at breakneck speed

Hello sirs!

>>212892169
Zod is mostly a movie villain. Zod and Faora (renamed Ursa for the movies, and Non is an entirely new movie creation), were never quite that big in the comics. Zod only gained more prominence in the comics after fanboys of Superman: The Movie (Geoff Johns) found their way to the creative positions.

Lex Luthor is a recurring villain for Superman, because he owns half of Metropolis. He more often than not is written as having a hand in the creation of other villains (Metallo, Bizarro, Parasite).

Zod sucks balls.

>>212891836 (OP)
Behold, the lamest superhero and the lamest villain ever.

>>212894466
agreed i hope we never see him again. I was so fucking disappointed he was the villain in Man of Steel

>>212894466
>Non is an entirely new movie creation
didn't know this.
this version of Ultraman was like a really cool Non upgrade. he didn't feel like a contrivance unlike most "Superman but evil" villains.

>>212891836 (OP)
This looks like a porn parody.

>>212894744
thankfully it wasnt written like one. stay mad.

>>212891836 (OP)
>I shoved the key that would stop the black hole device so far up my anus the only way you can retrieve it is by tearing me in half supes
>for every second you waste a new building is destroyed
What would supes do

>>212894781
No, it's written for toddlers like all these superhero flicks

>>212891836 (OP)
kek

Snyderfags be like
>Why isn't Superman murdering anybody?

>>212894826
everyone hated the movie you liked. no one like the things you like, they hate them, and its because your're bad and will be unloved forever.

>>212891836 (OP)
If Zack Snyder could read he'd be very sad over that jibe.

>>212894840
Why didnt superman simply strangle the giant monster and put his fist through lex luthors skull?

>>212894871
>the movie you liked
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?

>>212891836 (OP)
>Giving props to Superman not killing a regular human sitting in his office doing nothing
Alright?

>>212894905
oh so you're lost in a topic you know nothing about okay. you can leave now >>/trash/

>amerimutt millenial soimales fighting over toddlerslop
Can we just rangeban the USA so real movie discussion comes back?

>>212894903
those questions were both answered in the movie anon.

>>212894938
I know enough, that superheroes are juvenile fantasies that have only developed an adult audience, not due to an increase in quality, but due to the current epidemic of manchildism.

>>212894840
>>212894903
kek

>>212891836 (OP)
is this meant to be a backhanded compliment? Why would Superman kill Lex when he's not a threat to him?

>>212894040
>history's greatest crime
>unprovoked aggression against defenseless countries
>"Oh phew, I thought you vere going to mention the 6 million..."

>>212892305
the literal next shot is him saving people from this fire you retarded indian

>>212894040
>defenseless countries
that's an odd way to put it

>>212895355
They had the right to bear arms

I'm guessing it's from wartime propaganda, the kind that would come back to bite whenever anyone brings up a history book as far back as manifest destiny or a new proxy war fought against a "defenseless country"