Thread 212894579 - /tv/ [Archived: 301 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:21:41 PM No.212894579
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I liked it
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:22:24 PM No.212894599
i dont watch black movies
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:29:11 PM No.212894833
>>212894599
no one asked, retard
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:37:39 PM No.212895115
>>212894579 (OP)
Sad to be you.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:50:36 PM No.212895588
>>212894599
same
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:56:14 PM No.212895793
>>212894599
Same
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:10:10 PM No.212896237
>>212894599
same
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:12:29 PM No.212896297
>sinners is a really good movie
alright. I'll check it out.
>a few hours later
oh. that's why he thinks it's a good movie
>decide I'm never watching this movie
Craig T. Nelson
7/19/2025, 9:14:18 PM No.212896353
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As y'all should
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:14:58 PM No.212896368
>>212894579 (OP)
I like his side profile without beard,
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:33:42 PM No.212896911
>>212894579 (OP)
I didn't like it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:34:20 PM No.212896925
>>212894579 (OP)
is this the new blade movie?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:48:07 PM No.212897299
Just watch these two scenes and skip the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRaF0eqd2k0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Mx-ouEMWs
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:57:21 PM No.212897574
>>212894579 (OP)
This movie had an interesting premise, but it was executed poorly, especially in the third part where the action was just boring. It was also one of Michael B. Jordan's worst roles, though I blame the script more than anything.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:59:03 PM No.212897635
Me too. Just got my physical copy of it in the mail yesterday, gonna rewatch it next week.
I still don't get how the white bitch survived.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:01:10 PM No.212897705
>>212897574
Not one but two Tarantino-esque actions scenes where neither made a lot of sense on how long the protagonist(s) should have been surviving dragged it down a level
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:05:50 PM No.212897843
>>212894579 (OP)
Same. To me it's kind of like Prometheus where it's super dumb and super poignant at the same time, and just supremely entertaining.
I also think it had the best vampire concept I've seen in a while, possibly ever, it's like it was designed to appeal to me specifically. It's a totally fresh take on the inherent tragedy of vampirism. This and the comfy mix of serious and goofy tone make it easy for me to forgive some of the outright retardation in the movie.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:13:34 PM No.212898079
>>212897843
Only thing I didn't like was that they weren't just music/social vampires. They were like this weird hybrid that were weak like classical vampires to goofy shit like garlic. I think you could've removed that element along with the herbal whale and it would've been 10/10.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:32:38 PM No.212898591
>>212898079
>They were like this weird hybrid that were weak like classical vampires to goofy shit like garlic
I don't hate that entirely but I get your point.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:46:51 PM No.212899000
>>212894579 (OP)
This is a shit poster. I went into it thinking it would be a hardcore action like Blade but was pleasently surprised. It needs a much more downplayed poster not this intense "look how badass Michael B Jordan is he's gonna KICK some ASS" bullshit
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:34:33 PM No.212900349
>>212894579 (OP)
The white vampire dude made the movie great
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:35:52 PM No.212900377
>>212894599
Same
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:36:37 PM No.212900405
it was decent, good towards the end
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:00:49 AM No.212901078
>>212897635
Who is the white bitch?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:02:03 AM No.212901106
>>212894599
Same
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:02:38 AM No.212901120
>>212894579 (OP)
Happy for you, but a movie not made for me, and so I shan't be watching.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:05:41 AM No.212901210
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This scene made redditors lose their minds.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:19:22 AM No.212901558
>>212900349
The Irish/Scottish songs were good
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:28:59 AM No.212901787
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>>212894599
Me neither.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:30:57 AM No.212901832
>>212901210
still don't know why /tv/ gets salty over this, they tease it twice leading up to it
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:08:14 AM No.212902989
>>212897635
She le ran away off screen in the shadow of the woods while no one was looking. BRAVO COONGLER
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:09:39 AM No.212903033
>>212899000
Redditors thought so too until the Real Villains showed up (ordinary white guys) and he slaughtered them all.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:17:39 AM No.212903277
>>212894599
FPBP. This shit is snooze inducing anti white propaganda. Just more peeleshit.
>le modarn vampire XD
Even more cringe than the propaganda.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:21:31 AM No.212903401
>>212903033
if your idea of ordinary white guys is homicidal racists then you might have a problem
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:22:56 AM No.212903454
>>212903401
They just wanted their town to remain crime free. Look how much trouble they caused in just one night.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:23:50 AM No.212903493
>>212903454
if youre gonna shitpost at least make it convincing
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:56:28 AM No.212904599
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>>212897299
Pretty much.
I thought the additional Klan shootout at the end was unnecessary and meaningless.

"They gave me the willies"
"Crackers at nighttime will do that to you"
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:57:56 AM No.212904677
>>212894599
simple as
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:21:36 AM No.212905446
>>212894599
>He's never seen
Friday
Hollywood Shuffle
Blankman
American Gangster
Training Day
Beverly Hills Cop 1-3
Richard Pryor kinos
Shaft
Foxy Brown (she has big tits)
Bamboozled
Malcolm X
Scary Movie (any)
Menace 2 Society

LMAO
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:23:08 AM No.212905486
>>212904599
I liked it because I'm a /k/ retard and I like movies with the BAR in it
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:28:51 AM No.212905666
So the main vampire was Satan right? Cus when he died he turned into a pillar of fire
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:53:33 AM No.212906518
>>212903493
I'm not shitposting. The KKK really didn't do anything wrong, ever. At least until it was infiltrated by the FBI.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:56:10 AM No.212906602
>>212906518
You are partially correct. It was just a bunch of white larpers who were too poor to be Masons and then some retard thought it would be good to turn them into terrorists. (Probably Jews because the original clan didnt have Jews ((no Jews in the area)))
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:58:54 AM No.212906690
>>212905666
No Satan, you weren't in the movie actually. It was some Irish vampire that existed since centuries ago. That's why he was so powerful
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:59:39 AM No.212906707
>>212906690
>irish
>not satan
let's not get carried away here
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:06:53 AM No.212906924
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>>212894599

Based. Nope was pretty good though