Thread 212896751 - /tv/ [Archived: 481 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:28:08 PM No.212896751
its dangerous to go alone - take this
its dangerous to go alone - take this
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>"One Swedish-made penis enlarger."
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:29:37 PM No.212896796
oh, that’s not mine
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:31:06 PM No.212896833
>>212896751 (OP)
the funniest part of the scene is they don't say penis once
it's referred to as a "Swedish-made enlarger pump"
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:31:12 PM No.212896836
Why was it Swedish?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:32:35 PM No.212896878
Why aren't movies funny anymore? When was the last time there was a comedy that was memorable and re-watchable? Feels like it's been well over a decade since there's been a single comedy worth watching, the entire genre is dead.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:32:50 PM No.212896887
gigger chad
gigger chad
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>>212896751 (OP)
It's mine. It's why my penis is large.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:33:16 PM No.212896900
>>212896833
maybe in the cable edit. It’s “Swedish-made penis enlarger” on my dvd
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:37:05 PM No.212896993
>>212896833
wrong
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:38:56 PM No.212897047
would it actually explode your dick bros?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:38:59 PM No.212897048
2a6
2a6
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>>212896751 (OP)
What happens if you over pump?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:40:34 PM No.212897084
I guess this was before Sweden was enriched.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:42:39 PM No.212897147
>>212897084
yea that strange era where they pretend Scandinavia is a paradise
When it was still majority white in USA/Canada

Now libtards talk about bikes in belgium or w/e
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:43:50 PM No.212897167
>>212897147
You have brainrot, should stay over on /pol/ where you belong.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:46:31 PM No.212897242
>>212897167
you are brown
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:47:10 PM No.212897263
>>212897167
You're jewish and were on a sloppa board.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:47:31 PM No.212897272
>>212896751 (OP)
This introduced me to the phrase "is my bag" and I'm not sure I've ever seen it anywhere else
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:51:04 PM No.212897369
>>212896836
It's a meme from the 70s, that sweden was somehow uniquely sex liberal. It wasn't really true and all the degenetrate stuff allegedly going in Sweden was actually going on just down the street from them in whatever dingy porn club.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:51:24 PM No.212897385
>>212896833
The absolute state of censored cable-cucks vs chad uncensored dvd watchers
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:54:52 PM No.212897495
Danish Degeneracy
Danish Degeneracy
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>>212896836
>>212897369
Jews had a perceived image of Sweden as very sexually liberated country, mostly based on the 50s movies "Hon dansade en sommar" (Arne Mattsson, 1951) och "Sommaren med Monika" (Ingmar Bergman, 1953) and a bunch of low budget 60s movies.

In reality it was Denmark who were and always was the real degenerates.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:00:24 PM No.212897677
>>212897047
>>212897048
no pain no gain
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:01:10 PM No.212897706
>>212897242
>>212897263
Funny because I'm white, straight and a heterosexual male, this just proves my point how brain rotted you guys have become. Keep politics over where it belongs and not on /tv/, thanks.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:01:51 PM No.212897725
>>212896833
>the funniest part of the scene is
Lol you never saw the real scene
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:02:34 PM No.212897745
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6273fbf4b5a2f
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>>212896878
Good comedy is inherently offensive. It exists in a very narrow band between the socially acceptable and what could be called "fighting words". You get to say the thing that everybody thinks but nobody is allowed to say.
Inoffensive humor is just horrible. It's just composed of shitty quips and references to things nobody cares about.

In that single scene in OP you had a go the Swedes, Brits and foids (a foid is in this scene too) all at once and the people wrecking the world (mostly foids, but jews and minorities too) have no sense of humor because they DO NOT want you to say the thing everybody is thinking and the people writing comedy don't want to draw the ire of the offended because those people tend to have high positions in the film industry.
The west lives under the tyranny and oppression of the cuntocracy. You will not have nice things in your lifetime anymore.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:05:25 PM No.212897836
>>212897048
In Deuce Bigalow 2 a guy uses it and it explodes.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:08:30 PM No.212897923
>>212896751 (OP)
do these things really make your wiener bigger?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:08:52 PM No.212897934
>>212896833
So... were you confused by the joke where Austin says "I never forget a kitty... cat"?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:11:52 PM No.212898030
>>212897923
Yes and No.

>you have to pump it up and then leave it on for a while so your dick swells up with fluid and stays swollen up for a while
>only temporary

>to get long lasting permanent changes you need to use every other day, for years, to slowly stretch your dick out longer/wider
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:14:10 PM No.212898097
>>212896836
Swede here. It's because

1. It's the Borat thing. People don't know much about Kazakhstan so you can make up things about the place and people are tickled about their own ignorance but also amused by how the joke lines up their vague ideas of a place. Sweden's most popular sport might not be cow punching (like in Borat's Kazakhstan) but Sweden being at the forefront of penis enlarger pump technology sounds plausible. The specificity of it being Sweden instead of Germany or Switzerland (known engineering nations) is also funny because while it does sound like a feat of engineering, penis pump tech is also obviously a lesser form of it, making Sweden seem like a better fit

2. Sweden was considered sexually permissive and a country of debauchery (especially by Mike Myers' generation) partly because of early pornography so that might also have played a part. Penis pump -> sex stuff -> Sweden
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:16:01 PM No.212898158
Why are the purest most whitest race of people in the world making penis enlargement devices?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:20:13 PM No.212898266
>>212897836
propaganda from Big Bigdicks who want to gatekeeper woody size and member girth
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:46:14 PM No.212898979
>>212898266
So girthkeepers.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:46:50 PM No.212898998
>>212897495
The damn dutch stopped us from wiping these degenerates off the planet.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:48:13 PM No.212899034
>>212896833
Don’t feel embarrassed, anon. This is just what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps.