This is like a Marvel movie with how quippy and unfunny the humor is.

no.

what would I have to do to make a drill sergeant be nice to me? I don't want any trouble

>>212898296
complete subordination and respect.

The best bit is when he compares Private Pyle to afterbirth.

>>212898296
Probably suck his dick or something, everybody knows that everyone who has ever been in the military is lowdown gay as fuck.

No it's a great movie and the dialogue is based on a real drill sergeants rants

>>212898231 (OP)
Filtered

>>212898515

>blows the fuck out of Full Metal Jacket

>>212899233
Awful flick

war movies are trash. if i wanted to watch some gay slop produced by retards who never leave the house i'd watch a marvel movie. at least there's women in those lmao

>>212898775
Up until the 90s Gays werent allowed in the Military in Austria either, and evn with mandatory service it didnt cause people to use it as a mass-excusebecause nobody wanted to be officially stamped as homo.
I fucking hate what the world turned into in only 20 years

>>212898775
that's just turkish culture tho, haven't you seen Lawrence of Arabia?

>>212898775
>Are you gay?
>What kind?
i refuse to believe turkey is real

>>212898231 (OP)
You must be from Texas.

>>212899257
>Oh no, America bad?

>>212898231 (OP)
Quips? QUIPS? This private just used a q word. Does he have a Q Clearance? I have no Q Clearances in my unit, meaning there is no QUIT in here Private. Your life will not be MARVELOUS here, your shoes will be spit shined, your spit will shine my dick and my balls will be like Titleists. Do you like golf OP? Do shafts and balls excite you? I bet they do faggot. I bet you get the one in hole every Saturday and Pray it Away on Sunday. Private the only thing unfunny here is your life for the next six months. When I say post cringe you will post cringe, when I say post racism, you will scream nigger. Your hands are like my hands and your thoughts are now mine. Do you understand OP? No you do not, you said YES SIR those were your thoughts not mine. See my head nodding, now nod yours. Good Private good. I need ultimate submission in this unit like its Kink fuckin Dotcom.