I request market rate compensation for my work.

>>212903572 (OP)
Nothing you uncreative lovers can come up with will be funnier than the legendary ytps of this scene
>i want 1 dollar

>I want Batman to come to my birthday party and sing In Da Club with me and Bruce Wayne

>>212903572 (OP)
I want to see the world burn

>>212903612
Your cock is so small you have to get creative in the bedroom

>I want to raise a family in a house that I own without being divorce raped or seeing my children trooned or pozzed, for the rest of my life.

>I want... the pizza bakes in the cafeteria to taste like they used to.
>I want extra sauce, and the old pepperonis.
>And... the old syrup ratio on the foutain machine.

>I want Batman to break into the house of my neighbor who plays Mexican music at full blast at 2 AM and kick his ass

>>212903572 (OP)
You've just been laid off

>>212903572 (OP)
>I want those little coffee pods in the break room, no more of that horrible instant stuff
>For the rest of my life

>>212903572 (OP)
>I want the same health insurance as Bruce Wayne

>I want to park next to Bruce Wayne. And I want him to compliment my car at least once. I've typed up a few suggestions, but I'm partial to "Nice ride, scooter." I think that's in character for him, but I'm flexible.

>>212904336
I want a letter of recommendation

>>212905049
>I want free charging for my tesler, for the rest of my life