>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!
CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST
TONIGHT'S MOVIE: The Black Cat (1934)
The Black Cat (1934)
IMDB: 6.9/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 69% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
Director: Edgar G. Ulmer
Stars: Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, David Manners
Synopsis: American honeymooners in Hungary become trapped in the home of a Satan-worshipping priest when the bride is taken there for medical help following a road accident.
Is it true Svencuckie wears a wig and a hat because he's a bald piece of shit?
Childhood is emulating Curly and his carefree childlike ways.
Being a teenager you start to like Moe, being angry and contrarian at the world around you.
When you're an adult, you realize that Larry was the hidden gem, and you missed out by not appreciating him when you were younger and stupider.
Then when you're old and grey, laying alone on your death bed, a lifetime of experience left behind, you realize all along that Joe Besser was always the best stooge of them all.
Finally got Fubi so I can watch tonight! First time in years im tuning in again.
>>212903701 (OP)What the HECK?????
Don't you ever want to switch it up, FAGGOT?
At 19:30 EST the software fires up and automatically runs this thread as it does every Saturday. Just a bot on a schedule. And no one cares.
How embarrassing.
absolutely based my body is ready poster
>>212903904My body is posting!
>>212903712>The Black Cat (1934)When are they going to get some new movies instead of rerunning the same shit over and over?
104 days til Halloween hopefully they smarten up this year and don’t play completely unrelated crap like “sunny and Cher in outer space” in friggen october
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>>212903793Mega ultra adulthood is Ted Healy and realizing you’re the self centered deuteragonist with limited comedic value.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024894/?ref_=fn_all_ttl_1
if HoS is on earlier does that mean Sven wont be shown? or is it too on early?
>House of Svengoolie is finally actually replacing the Svengoolie show
Sven is going to retire any week now.
>>212905396The people made their voices heard! They want more Gwengoolie and they want her at a reasonable time!
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More HoS means more Gwen
>>212903889>At 19:30 EST the software fires up and automatically runs this thread as it does every Saturday. Just a bot on a schedule. And no one cares.Nope. I'm real, and It's not a bot. Just a bit of dedicated autism. If you go look at the archives of the threads, you'll notice that sometimes I'm a few minutes late due to various reasons. usually traffic or captcha trouble.
Karloff played Frankenstein. Lugosi, Dracula.
Is it weird to see Lugosi towering over Karloff?
>>212905508The people are wrong. I'm not watching Imp or some 80s movie they had to butcher in censorship to air.
>>212905583Thank you for your service
>>212905642I'm genuinely curious how next week will go over with the old folks. I've heard the boomers on Sven's facebook page aren't shy about making their voices heard when they don't like something. Apparently there was a big hubbub from a bunch of them not liking the satanic content of that one Shatner movie where Ernest Borgnine is a cult leader.
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>>212903701 (OP)I actually appreciate you doing this every week. Sven is keeping a lost tradition alive, 1 corny joke at a time. I know people on here can be negative pieces of shit, but whaddya expect? It's our nature. One thing is true though, that when he's gone, people are gonna change their tune and reminisce about what they missed out on, kinda the same as everyone who started using this site after 2016. Keep throwing chickens, anon.
>>212905931How have the boomers on Facebook reacted to the Sven Squad and House of Svengoolie so far?
>>212905931Sven has been on at 9 and even at 11 in the past before. It’s nothing. He used to be at 9 when it was the stoogemania at 7 pm.
>>212906385https://www.metv.com/schedule/2025-7-26
Sven isn't airing at all next week. HoS on at 8 PM then Batman.
>>212906373The women DO NOT like Gwen, but seem to enjoy Imp. There's no accounting for taste, I guess.
>>212906505someone post the imp torturtre image
>>212903701 (OP)Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>212904450I'm hoping in the Fall.
>>212906505Those aren't women, those are faghags.
It's like a less funny MST3K for me. He has some occasional good bits or trivia though.
>>212907882Whatever you want to call them, they are the bulk of Sven's audience and the network will listen to them.
>>212906949Why you little…
>>212907954Mst3k was the show whereas Sven is just host who provides background info and the show is the movie.
>>212907954>>212908206I found the MST3K YouTube channel and have been watching random episodes over the past few weeks.
Now when I tune into Svengoolie I'm expecting to see the MST3K silhouette.
>>212903701 (OP)im afraid there will be a day that svengoolie will end soon
>>212908472svengoolie might end, but house of svengoolie will go on
>>212908613Bout damn time!
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Guys, you know not of how large I am going tonight
You boys dont know how big Im going tonite
>>212903772Rich Koz has a full head of hair.
Anyone else sobering up? Svengoolie doesn’t even start for 12 mins here on the west coast… :(
>>212909938You can't sober up if you're always sober.
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>>212905931I'm just glad these stupid threads will finally be ending. There's a godfag on /ck/ who keeps posting his bowls of vomit who also needs to quit. Then I'll be "happy" here at last.
>>212906207Stop identifying as that deformed Pepe, you incel alt-right shitbag.
House of Svengoolie is going prime time.
>>212909093This made my tummy hurt. In bed, craving nurse Gwen…
>>212906385I think I remember Sven at 10pm too, I'd miss thirty minutes of the second hour to watch local evening news.
>>212910919you sound like a tremendous faggot
Svengoolie more like Faggooli haha gottem
>>212910105That sounds miserable.
>>212910919It's the boomers that are against change. The young redditor election tourists that frequent the Sven threads here seem to like the change. I don't think these threads are going to end just because of that.
This interview for his 40th anniversary is actually good.
>>212905931>Replays segment celebrating his 40th anniversary during his 46th anniversary>replaced by his sidekicks the following weekYeah, I can see a lot of seniors getting miffed over that.
>>212912009They should shut the fuck up, because Rich Koz is a senior too.
lol, the black dude in the intro cracked me up.
Were Boomers also upset about Twilight Zone coming on earlier?
We can keep Sven happy for hours just by getting him to chase a flash of light across the studio floor!
>>212903701 (OP)Pass. MS3K is better
I still can't watch MeTV Toons
>>212914378Mike would never let frog 'frens' sit with him, incel shitbag.
It's still up lol. Almost missed this thread this week
Superman is getting old already.
>>212916154at least it isnt lost in space
>>212916154Should've got the rights to Manimal. That would've spiced up the block!
>>212910946seethe, troony
>>212914766Why, religious reasons or something?
>>212903889There are actual thirdies and bots to report all over this fucking board and you pick on the one real thread. Low.
>>212916269But I liked Galaxy Quest :(
Svengoolie more like SvenCOCKY
>>212909115That looks like shredded plastic...
