what do you sneak into your cinema?

>>212904985 (OP)
Nothing, I’m not poor

tub of pea soup

>>212904985 (OP)
cocaine

>>212904985 (OP)
1 can of beer and a bag of nuts. And a bottle of water.

>>212904985 (OP)
Mom's spaghetti

>>212904985 (OP)
water bottle. I'm gonna have to start sneaking in Cookie Dough bites because they never have them anymore
they had some cookies and cream variety, wtf is that shit.

>>212905311
>and a bag of nuts
Why waste the money when you have a handful sitting right next to you

>what do you sneak into your cinema?
Nothing, I don't go.

>>212904985 (OP)
McDonald's

>>212904985 (OP)
Mini bar bottles of rum, Cherry Coke Zero, and a vaporizer to use instead of smoking.

>>212904985 (OP)
crab legs

>>212904985 (OP)
Tastecels will deny it, but that's a top tier looking slice

>>212904985 (OP)
Retarded foodie culture and food porn really needs to die.

>>212904985 (OP)
How the fuck you supposed to sneak a pizza into the kinoplex?

A 20 oz coke, sweet tarts, haribo cola, mccrispy

>>212905670
>vaping during a movie
Absolutely degenerate behavior

>>212904985 (OP)
Nothing,because they don't make movies worth going to the movies for anymore.

>>212905895
You would never even know. It's mostly PG so there is hardly anything to exhale, no clouds. To an observer it just looks like an asthmatic using his inhaler.

>>212905753
You hide it under your hat, you noob.

That looks like a honeybee's putrid vulva excretions

a nice seafood boil

>>212904985 (OP)
Just candy and a mickey of vodka.
Though one time my friends and I snuck in two 15 packs of coors banquet inside the theatre during a showing of Jackass forever. It was winter time so it made it easier. Good thing too cause drinking made that movie tolerable because it actually kinda blowed

>>212905753
Fold it up and put it in a plastic bag then tuck it in your waistband.

I remember sneaking in 12 beers each with a friend while watching the wolf of wallstreet, good times.

>>212906086
Why are white people afraid of seasonings?

>>212905753
Hide it under toupée.

A 30 crave case from white castle

>>212904985 (OP)
can of beans

Myself. As a kid I used to buy a ticket for some PG or PG-13 movie and then walk into whatever R rated movie I actually wanted to see.

>>212907072
For yourself?

>>212904985 (OP)
meth

>>212905644
Is that real? Unironically

>>212907411
I'm sure everyone did that before. First time I ever did was I bought a ticket for spy kids 3d but went into bad boys 2

>>212907490
Sky kids 3d and Bad Boys 2 released years apart. Want to edit your fantasy story and try again?

>>212905644
Wouldn't surprise me. I know this fat fuck who orders delivery and forgets it all the fucking time. He's gotten it sent to the wrong address, left ice cream out until it's melted, and left burgers outside for hours. Why would a squirrel not carpe diem?

>>212907579
meant for
>>212907485

>>212907431
No, between my buddy.
We get in at 10am showtime. Walk right in with the crave case, early workers don't care, and we stay there for the whole day watching 3 to 4 movies.

>>212905986
Hit a weed vape in the cinema seeing original Joker with a homie. I'd never done it before, but he needs thc 24/7 or he'll die (real medical condition) I was surprised no one even seemed to notice or care.

>>212904985 (OP)
That pizza looks so good

>>212904985 (OP)
I rarely go to theaters anymore

>>212907569
Well I guess I time traveled because I know they came out the same summer not too far apart too

>>212904985 (OP)
Sometimes I’ll sneak in a lovely paella

>>212907737
Same. No point really. I think in the last 3 years I've gone twice. I went to see a screening of Vampire Hunter D and let my ex take me to the Jun Cook movie/bio bc no one else would go with her and she was embarrassed to go alone lol.

>>212904985 (OP)
Used to bring in burger and fries.

Now I bring in vodka after doing a lot of coke at home.

>>212907569
They both came out in July 2003. Idk why you would call bullshit when you could have easily checked yourself >>212907761

>>212906086
>>212906677
What’s appealing about dumping every spice in the world in a food? Motherfuckers think their schizophrenic paprika-curry-miso-cayenne-saffron-cinnamon-sugar-thyme-rosemary-allspice-ginger-turmeric monstrosity with flavors pulling in 50 different directions is peak cuisine.

>>212907579
More to the point who's going to stop him?
The minute a rodentchad touches humancuck food we just assume it's contaminated and let them have it

KFC Boxmaster with no sauce (so it can be safely eaten in the dark) is top tier theatre food.

Mcdonalds cheeseburgers (the small kind) are also a good choice.

>>212905644
Little guy’s having a munch.

https://youtu.be/UQbI76qFU6g?si=DjT5_UEI7h_DGh5M

It's been a dream of mine to get an entire large pizza into the cinema
One of these days maybe I'll just go for it

>>212909018
This autist spent 25 years developing the "perfect game", and it sucks. Looks like something someone built over the course of one evening for a school project.

>>212905644

Look at the bawlz on dis guy stealin peoples doordash.

>>212909164
"Jump Man", based on a dream he had where he could jump high. He uses the Sonic games as his inspiration (of course)

>>212909164
and you've spent no time making nothing

>>212904985 (OP)
only degens roll up pizza. sickos

>>212909331
Not true, I built a card access application that's used businesses all over the country.

>>212906086
Everybody at the cookout died instantly

>>212907692
That's the fakest medical condition I've ever heard lmao
>BRO I NEED TO SMOKE WEED 24/7 OR ILL DIE BRO!! I SWEAR!!! ITS REAL!!!!!

>>212909331
Your autism makes you dumber and extremely difficult to work with. It's not a "super power", it's a severe mental disability.

>>212909509
I was being facetious lol but he might does act that way. Hits his vape at work, friends house, all day. Constantly sucking down dabs, blunts, pipe hits and bong hits all day at home. I used to be almost this bad but I quit smoking when I realized weed is for faggots.

>>212904985 (OP)
I used to take pic related to my indie cinema until one day I said I didn't need a bag (paid) at the shop and then they made me leave it behind the counter until I left.

>>212906677
>ahhhh am I tasting the natural flavor of the food???? im going insane!!!!

>>212905644
This is fucking nuts

>>212904985 (OP)
a hoor or two.

>>212905644
that niggas got nuts

>>212907485
it would be easy to stage. just put the bag outside with some leftover fries and wait. you could even tear the bag open yourself.

>>212905753
You dress up as a pizza delivery guy with a pizza for Robert

>>212909354
real chads eat two slices stacked

>>212904985 (OP)
guns... but i'm james holmes

>>212906086

I like to cook food at home and bring it with me

>>212910394
moist niggas

>>212904985 (OP)
I don't because I don't want to get in trouble

>>212905311
what the fuck is one can of beer going to do for you over the course of like 2-2.5 hours? Hell even 1.5 hours

>>212905644
>rodent
>zionist
Checks out.

>>212904985 (OP)
Beer. I love sneaking a case of beers into a shitty movie and getting absolutely smashed.

>>212910559
get slightly buzzed for a short time. do you need more?

>>212905644
so do you get rabies if you eat the rest of the fries?

>>212906086
>*smacks lips
>*robs liquor store*
>*smokes weed*
>*Shoots a jogger*
>"Y DONT DEY SEASON DEY FOOD???"

>>212909563
but really what have you made

>>212906086
is this the famous Mandingo Seasoning?

>>212909164
>spent 25 years developing
so? how many man hours of work did he put into it over those years? it's not like he was working on it full time
>and it sucks
this is opinion
>Looks like something someone built over the course of one evening for a school project.
so you don't like the art style. I don't see how that's relevant

I'll take the Bismarck

>>212905644
Speaking of bags and nuts.

>>212904985 (OP)
I have a great memory of my friend spilling the open box of mike and ikes he had underhis hoodie all over the floor in front the of the guy that rips your tickets

>>212906086
fhs beer, the plastic bin of fony's and the zatarins is all you needed

>>212909613
I snuck a whole bottle of whiskey in the breast pocket of my winter coat one time, this was dead of winter in the midwest though

>>212911649
when does he get out of prison?

>>212907905
cajun seasoning is sort of not far from that anyhow

>>212910045
didnt the Whale do that?

>Flask of gin
>1 or 2 edibles
>Box of candy (Charleston Chews, Airheads, Starburst, or Milk Duds)
>A couple of small burgers from the nearest fast food place

>>212905346
based

>>212905707
you watch a lot of Tyler Perry?

>>212905905
ultra based

>>212910450
>casing still on when he takes a bite
>casing missing afterwards
aren't those casings made of plastic?

>>212904985 (OP)
GIB PIZZA

>>212904985 (OP)

>>212906086
This is simply foul…

>>212904985 (OP)

>>212911974
that's not a casing, dumbo

>>212912007
yo dis nigga eatin beanz!

>>212911994
>>212909506
>>212909654
its like a 120 qt pot

>>212912516
yep I know all about your mom's vaginal cavity

>>212912632
for a normal 10 QT pot you use the entire 4 oz bag of crab boil

>>212904985 (OP)
2L camelbak of tomato bisque in my coat's inner lining

>>212910735
i made a big stinky in my diaper.

>>212907947
What weird country are you from?

>>212912007
i was thinking about those beans

>>212905644
Holy based squirrel. Total food delivery death.