We always have threads where we post times we acted like George.

So, for a change of pace: post times you acted like Kramer.

>>212908211 (OP)
I wash my produce in the shower to save time and water. Deal with it.

>>212908211 (OP)
>swing in on the door
>chicken in bed
>no table
>holding in a shit so long that you miss your window

>>212910219
>>holding in a shit so long that you miss your window
I do be thinkin' of Cosmo when that happens ngl lol

>I did it Jerry, I put the sample in the test chamber at the anomalous materials department in black mesa. But get this, it all went freaking crazy. Machines started blowing up, scientists started dying, and I swear, Jerry, aliens showed up! Actual aliens! They were turning people into zombies! And then the military came and started killing everybody! It was a mess, Jerry. If it weren't for Newman delivering letters that morning I would have died there! You know post men are federal agents right, Jerry? Newman has access to freaking everywhere, it's insane.

>>212908211 (OP)
I have million dollar ideas all the time.

I once sliced cold cuts so thin, I couldn't even see them.

For years I would eat a ton of food out of my friend's fridge

>>212910605
Name one