What are some examples of the "Rogan Slop" genre?

You know, films that bro dudes think are cool or action packed, but they're surface level time wasters? Also films that are "funny" to people in that Rogan slop sphere.

>>212909816 (OP)
the lame one with the abused kids that was shilled and then they shamed people who didn't see it. boomers are hilarious dude

>>212909939
Sound of freedom was a weird fucking time
>right: if you don't watch this movie you are actively trafficking children
>left: ERM actually its just a movie, also child trafficking doesn't happen, and if it does, it's a good thing

>>212910047
>Sound of freedom was a weird fucking time
I even agree with the idea of the message, but it was so gay how it became
>MANDATORY
viewing for some people. kek

>>212909816 (OP)
How tall is Joe

For years and years I thought Boondock Saints was roganslop but it's rogankino.

>>212910172
He says 5'8 but it's more like 5'5 5'6. He also wears those Downey Jr shoes

>>212910172
like 5' 1"

>>212909816 (OP)
Gorilla Twigs.

>>212910172
5'4 at most

>>212909816 (OP)
Insincere thread but i'll sincerepost:

Apocalypto is the big one on this board.
It's a bog standard mediocre revenge movie, but because it has a unique setting, it tricks idiots and rubes into thinking it's somehow amazing.

>>212909816 (OP)
>films that bro dudes think are cool or action packed, but they're surface level time wasters

Shooter with Markie Mark. Not alot of good sniper movies, but it's produced slick enough with enough relevant details to put on on the background.

>>212910047
>>212910131
Didn't they tell people at the end of the movie to buy tickets for other people so they could go see it?

>>212909816 (OP)
Planet of the Apes, of course

>>212909816 (OP)
Last Jedi is the equivalent to that but for so’ys and women.

>so’ys and women claim Last Jedi is a fast epic masterpiece
>majority of the movie an extremely slow chase in space
>other half is just talking
>what few action is horribly choreographed

The plebs that shill that boring trash deserve to be weggied.

>>212909816 (OP)
>pretends to be a poor southern kid who just so happened to make it

>dad was a senator
>rich enough to share a yard with the leader of the KKK
>magically gets one of the top rated podcasts out of nowhere
>drops all of his "friends" when they become too controversial
>copyright strikes anybody who even posts a fraction of a second of his show
>copyright strikes videos of people criticizing him on all social media platforms to maintain a false image

Ex Machina, Life (2017), Elysium, Fury Road

Rogan on his 50 million dollar yacht that costs $600,000 per week to operate

>>212915754
Holy fuck I thought Theo was dirt poor

>>212915754
who was his dad?
and he was on mtv

>>212915829
Where did he find multiple women shorter than himself?

>>212915847
He's (((Polish))) aristocracy

>>212915829
50 million? He's that rich?

>>212915754
His dad was not a senator, but the KKK leader he hung out with as a teen ended up becoming a senator. Theo is also racist af, he said he doesn't believe in race mixing on an MTV show

>>212916171
how does that make him racist

>>212915908
Probably his wife and daughters

>>212915754
the way he's become the "podcastbro generation" platform for every fucking hollywood celebrity and politician is incredibly sus

>>212915829
I don't get the logistics of getting a bunch of hot girls on your yacht. Do you invite them like "hey, want to come on a yacht with me? Oh btw, I already invited other girls too :)"?. Why do the girls agree?

>>212916527
you just dm them through instagram (you pick them up and your assistant does). 99% of ig models are literally open to whoring themselves out or actual whores when it comes down to it so it's not difficult at all

Those are his wife and daughters though

>>212915754
Theo names the Jew directly to the point it made Tucker Carlson uncomfortable

>>212910172
hes 5'7. i went to one of his comedy shows and got a picture with him. im 5'7 and we were the same height, but im not sure what shoes he had on.

>>212909816 (OP)
rogan likes No Country for Old Men and Apocalypto