Chuds lost.

>>212912956 (OP)
If they really want to get nerds to watch it then they're gonna need to see some elven cock full mast on screen stat

>a billionaire can afford to make a show that no one will watch
oh i'm so defeated

>>212912956 (OP)
And some tree will fall in a forest.

>>212912956 (OP)
I quit watching this show after 1 episode in season 1 and I'll never watch again

>>212912956 (OP)
>RoPE

>>212912956 (OP)
https://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ

>>212913146
This but two episosodes

>>212912956 (OP)
>making more seasons despite low and declining viewers
Bold, but it doesn't affect me at all.

>>212912956 (OP)make all five seasons.
They advertised as their premiere flagship show. Admitting it's a flop would lose them far more money then counting to pretend it's a success even though they are losing tens of millions, if not more, on it each season.

>>212912956 (OP)
CHEESED TO MEET YA!

>>212913690
Elves without long hair look wrong.

>>212912956 (OP)
I plan to not watch any seasons of it, chuds win again

>>212912956 (OP)
How? We're not the ones throwing away millions of dollars.

Post more Morfs

test

>>212912956 (OP)
Is it wrong to want her to get so angry at me that she gets turned on and basically ravages me to use me as toy for her gratification?

>>212913146
I wanted to like it and tried giving the first episode a fair shot but couldn’t finish the episode. It’s a corporatized show that was created because a detached billionaires ego wanted to make “the next biggest hit” on television. There was no creative spark behind this, no passion, no source material to adapt, and no soul. It’s content for the sake of content and if a billionaire and his ego weren’t funding it this thing would’ve been cancelled after season 1.

>>212912956 (OP)
Humanity lost.

>ROP continuing even when it’s been shit
>new house of the dragon will be butchered just to spite the author of the source material who wasn’t happy with changes on the show

DEM RANGZ

>ROP is now just a monet stink.
>More so then usual.

>>212913264
a classic

>>212912956 (OP)

They should just work on a script for a good 4 years and then start production with something completely fresh. But I guess money launders itself.

>>212913690
>>212913804
why did they give all the male elves modern day haircuts?
is it because its cheaper on the makeup department because you dont need wigs
or has it something to do with modern audiences being retarded?

Has oh lawd them rangs made any money? What is its profit?

>>212912956 (OP)

>>212913318
Never even gave this one any time. Too obviously terrible slop.

>>212912956 (OP)
>Lawd o' Dem Rangs an Sheeit
>terrible writing
>terrible character development
>terrible acting
>terrible CGI
>terrible directing
>terrible cinematography

If that weren't enough, the show is absolutely woke af, and there isn't a single likeable actor in the show.

>>212912956 (OP)
Never interrupt an enemy when they are making a mistake.
I will be cheesed to see them reinforce failure again and again.

>>212912956 (OP)
>Trillion dollar company decides to continue pumping out a series that is universally hated by both fans and non-fans of LOTR
>Chuds lost

I will simply not be watching

https://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ

>>212913982
*billions

>>212912956 (OP)
Sunk cost fallacy.

They had to pay the Tolkien estate hundreds of millions of dollars and they didn't even get the rights to the Silmarillion, which is why they had to go with a fanfic.

Ironically, the fanfic bullshit probably could have worked if they had just stayed true to the little source material they had to interact with, but they just couldn't fucking help themselves with going full corpo by trying to make it Game of Thrones with all the modern corpo dressings, like asshole girl bosses, Burger King Kids Club casting, love triangles, etc.

>>212917006
>100% correct
>Aisha Poster
>Made me giggle

nobody will remember any episode of this show
I've never watched a single second of it btw

>>212917006

Beyond all the woke current year trash they should have just told smaller stories. You don't have to tell a Lord of the Rings style epic, you can just make a fun The Hobbit style story about a hunt for treasure.

>>212917006
It's even more retarded when you take into account they had the entire Second Age to work with - almost 3000 years about which barely anything was written.

They could've written literally any story they could think of:
>the adventures and misadventures of a Numenorean ship sailing the world
>a young human from some backwater village discovering magic and slowly uncovering its mysteries
>you want Game of Thrones? fine. have a political intrigue about the initial stages of Numenorean colonisation
>how about exploring what happened to the only unaccounted for of Feanor's sons?
>want niggers and Arabs? sure. let's have a story about the arrival of the Blue Wizards and their journey through Far Harad

But they just HAD to put their fingers on what little canon events there were.

>>212912956 (OP)
Didn't watch a second of the show and never will.
YOU lost, tranny.

honestly this show is just fucking boring

>>212917168
I don't know if they had the rights to the Third Ages, but if they did, they kind of had Belladonna Took just staring them in the face.

>Bilbo's mother
>Went on many adventures
>Implied to be where Bilbo got his great adventuring spirit from
>Heavily implied that she was friends with Gandalf
>Nothing is said about what happened in Belladonna Took's adventures other than that she had them
>The only canon they'd have to adhere to is that she would have to finally return to the Shire, marry Bungo Baggins and build Bag End.

There you have it. Female main character. Knows a major, marketable character. You could do literally whatever the fuck you wanted with her because she has no canon story except for its ending.

>>212912956 (OP)
genuinely who is the target audience

>>212912956 (OP)
Society lost

>>212912956 (OP)
>Show to go through all planned seasons it's already paid for
Wow really? That's a surprise I didn't expect that, neck yourself mongoloid

>>212917611
https //files catbox moe/6my08l.mp4
.

>>212916427
Is Niggolas still in it?

>>212915370
OWW LORDY LORDY

>>212912956 (OP)
Amazon lost, its shit and no one watches it but thy have to go through with it because of home much they paid and so as not to lose face.

we dwarves now

>>212912956 (OP)
Oh no! Anyway

>>212912956 (OP)
still not watching it

>>212918376
He is. I shit you not: In the penultimate episode of S2 during the battle he is literally ran through with a sword by Adar, only to show up without a scratch at the beginning of the final episode. No explanation given whatsoever.

>>212919394
I mean, Galadriel got triple-stabbed in the chest and dived off a cliff and is still kicking

rings of power + privilege

>>212919333
Couldn't make it past this. I left season 1 unfinished. Doubt I'll ever return to it.

>>212912956 (OP)
>Chuds lost.
Keep churning out the slop, sis.
Billions (of dollars) must die.

gif elf pussy

NOOOOO DON'T KEEP GIVING THE BRITISH FILM INDUSTRY MONEY AAAAH

>>212919394
it's black elf magic, ain't gotta explain shit

>>212912956 (OP)-
shoudl i cheese it or sneed it

>>212919333
I think this may have been intentional controversy bait. This bitch was front and center in their original advertising, and she's not even a major character. She's just Durin's wife. And she's giving the camera this challenging scowl. It was so obvious, there was a big discussion about female dwarves in LotR having beards, I think largely to avoid not appearing to take the bait.

And it was this moment that I realized that the Rings of Power was probably going to be shit, because they opened with this obvious controversy trolling.

>first scene of the show is an elf sinking in snow

>>212912956 (OP)
galadriel owes me handjobs

>>212914009

>>212912956 (OP)
are welsh women really this cheesy?

the only thing I'll remember about this series (and something a lot of people have forgotten) is that it's the reason youtube removed dislikes.

>>212912956 (OP)
eating third sandwich now, africans coping

>>212913804
I thought all elves had long hair

Last year I was on a flight from Ko Samui to Bangkok and the plane was literally full of Israeli tourists. The guy beside me was an effeminate Jew watching this show unironically. Not a blog, I know, but this is the type of person that watches this flaming piece of dog shit.

>>212913008
why didn't he give a decent budget to expanse?
a show he claimed was his favourite one
a show picked up from poorfag.tv, that looked miles better with better decorations, locations, action scenes, far bigger scope, ambition, writing, while it was still on poorfag.tv budget

>>212919912
>that it's the reason youtube removed dislikes.
It was this? I believe you I just could have swore it happened a few years before.

morf with sex

>>212912956 (OP)
Why is she so cheesed off ?

>>212922374
CUTE MOUSE

>>212919894
it's RAREbit not rabbit retard

>>212920679
You weren't here, the thing was a shitshow.

Once the elf changed race mid season I packed and left

Woke was bad enough b4 that

>>212912956 (OP)
>Tempestposting will return
Eatin' good

>>212912956 (OP)

I think the show was a way to launder money for something nefarious. Which is why they used a lot of shortcuts like that crowd scene where you could see the same people in different parts of the shot.

In general prequels are lame. Even if they do a good job the stakes are lower. EG you know Galadriel won't die because she's part of Fellowship etc.

>>212912956 (OP)
I guess I commend them for not going the Netflix route and actually wanting to finish the shit show.

>>212912956 (OP)
>paying billions of dollars to make a show no one likes or watches to own the chuds

>>212913146
How the fuck you make it through the whole thing?

>>212912956 (OP)
They made a Vermintide show?

>>212917006
Stfu about the Burger King Kids Club. It’s great.

>>212917087
Wrong. Everyone remembers galadriel girl bossing a cave troll, even people who haven't seen it.

Lewd

>>212915692
They were trying to be "unwoke", or "slept" since long haired elves are gay.

>>212922908
The only thing I remember is that, they really bad fight choreography at some jail, the plastic/walmart tier armor, and some scenes with a crowd of only white people being nazis or some shit. Never seen a second of the show.

>>212922967
not nearly as gay as short haired elves
dumb trannyfag

>>212912956 (OP)
they lost? they just got 3 more seasons of fuel for youtube videos.

>>212912956 (OP)
sunk cost fallacy
I don't know a single person who watched that thing past s1 and I know a lot of people who are into slop

>>212913982
>How? We're not the ones throwing away millions of dollars.
Chuddie cope

>>212923033
My zonked out on prozac friend watches it.

>>212923008
This, YouTubers make way more money off this show than Amazon (who is losing tens/hundreds of millions), we’re winning.

>>212923033
I know a single person who watches this show
He's literally a heroin addict who religiously quotes Peaky Blinders

>>212912956 (OP)
i still dont understand why it sucks so bad. like the fucking books have already been written, you dont need to come up with anything.

>>212923157
>I know a single person
You should get out more.

>>212912956 (OP)
What a waste of a stupid, sexy rat.
Nobody is going to watch this.

>>212912956 (OP)
yeah thats how contracts work
the billion dollars they were paid obligates them to do so

>>212912956 (OP)
Spent the money so may as well get a finished product

>>212923600
>you dont need to come up with anything.
in every big budget adaptation they act like they do.
maybe the writers are afraid of
>what exactly are we paying you this much for?
question

What if Sauron was a girl?

They already paid the Tolkien estate so might as well use it as a vehicle for some Hollywood accounting.

>>212923910
>maybe the writers are afraid of
>what exactly are we paying you this much for?
i guess. imagine jacksons trilogy with a billion dollar budget.

>>212923600
They kind of did, though. The books the tolkien estate gave them access to weren't much. Wasn't it just like the appendix from return of the king or something? They actually did need to create. Too bad the creatives were fucking garbage.

>>212924110
>The books the tolkien estate gave them access to weren't much. Wasn't it just like the appendix from return of the king or something?
if thats true then i dd not know that

>>212924132
>i dd not know that
Lets not start a list, anon.

>>212924099
Fucking amazing what they could do for the cost of 1.5 captain america: gay new worlds. It helps when you have the greatest set designer of all time, mother nature.

>>212912956 (OP)
Amazon are the chuds.

>>212912956 (OP)
If globalists rewrote Rangz of Powa.

>>212920276
There's absolutely nothing in Tolkien's writings that suggests this. Some of them are even bearded. Out of the very long list of RoP's fuckups, the elves' hair really is the least serious offense.

>>212919394
It makes sense if you grew up in the kind of elven hood he did

>>212919333
she was ironically a good character and her acting was decent. but yea the series is an abomination

>>212924237
Ok but it still looks bad. This has nothing to do with lore. It looks gay as fuck.

>RoP is successful
>this causes seething

maybe you guys should just watch it lol

>>212925125
>maybe you guys should just watch it lol
i couldnt finish the second season

>>212925125
I'm not watching your fan fiction kek

>>212919912
no YouTube removed dislikes earlier for the impending 2020 election. Videos with Biden and Kamala were getting an enormous amount of dislikes and they needed a way to censor people's actual feelings towards them so they opted to remove dislikes altogether

>>212925156
don't worry, everyone else is, outcast-anon lmao

>>212925206
lol dat brainrot

>>212912956 (OP)
>Chuds lost.

>>212913982
Worse than a flop, killing interest on an IP is a nightmare scenario, so they rather lose money now so they can potentially make money later, even if that means having only pajeets caring about your series.

>>212919881
>>212919894
>>212922394

>>212912956 (OP)
I finally caved and tried watching it yesterday, and wtf is the deal with the hobbits having irish accents?

>>212925343
>dirty poor ignorant peasant midgets
That's Irish. Does that sounds racist? Jeff doesn't think so chud.

>>212925234
??

it literally happened after Biden was inaugurated. They wanted to silence critics.

>>212925371
fair enough, I take it all back

>American Elves vs Japanese Elves

>>212925435
Japanese elves fucking suck and I'm not going to pretend otherwise just to be a coomer. The Japanese "elf" that isn't just a human with pointy ears is few and far between. The Japanese seem to struggle with core concepts in Western fantasy in general, one of which is seeming to be perplexed by the concept of fantasy races, opting instead to portray anything that isn't a monster as a variant human.

>>212925395
>YouTube removed dislikes earlier for the impending 2020 election
>happened after Biden was inaugurated.
pick a timeline already

>>212925573
they were removing dislikes manually from specific Biden/Kamala videos before and it wasn't until later that they opted to remove them altogether in a poor attempt to appear politically neutral because more people were starting to notice

>>212925655
link to more conspiracy theory info pls kek

>>212925655

I’m glad the Dems are out and we finally have a president willing to defend Israel

People finally noticed how antisemitic the Dems are

>>212925570
>The Japanese seem to struggle with core concepts in Western fantasy in general, one of which is seeming to be perplexed by the concept of fantasy races, opting instead to portray anything that isn't a monster as a variant human.
Explain this then

>>212925867
Explain what, Shin Megami Tensei?

>>212925683
i'm just telling you what i saw and it was during all the 2020 election controversy. When you clicked on a Biden video back then around when it was first created it had like 10,000 dislikes, only to later come back and find that the video now has 100 dislikes. Youtube claimed they were "spam dislikes" but as more people noticed and posted about it Youtube just removed dislikes altogether.

To believe that youtube removing dislikes had nothing to do with the 2020 election is just fucking stupid because it happened during the time when controversy was the highest and they were very noticeably trying to combat the amount of dislikes showing up on Biden videos by manually removing them.

>>212925955
The whole reason Wizardry an the like exist is because of Tolkien and of course Gygax an his merry band also Wozniak :3

>>212925982
if it was really for the "impending election" they wouldn't have done it 12 months AFTER the election lmao

>>212912956 (OP)
Knife ears.
An entire episode going on about Trump.
Strong empowered female.
DEI elven team of chink/fag/black.
Monkey elf dude with shitty attitude.
Village of orks were everyone has jobs, families etc and that respects Galadriel when captured.
The brothers Blue (x2 blue wizards Gandalf spoke of) rumoured to be in next season as x2 blacks.

This shits cost and lost millions and millions of dollars. It's a joke and no one is watching. Was not a single thing learned from The ACKolight?
Why not just make a good show!?

>>212926050
Wizardry was an American/Canadian game series that was eventually bought by the Japs after the original devs went defunct.

>>212925781
Wow republicans love jews and the democrats are antisemitic? Wowee I sure love democrats now.

I don't vote and I don't watch the news so I don't care about your red team vs blue team propaganda. I did pay attention during the 2020 election though because it was entertaining to watch and could plainly see why Youtube removed dislikes.

>>212926061
November 2021 was when they "officially" stated they're keeping them removed but they were "experimenting" with it months before that, and were removing them from specific videos even earlier.

pic related

>>212926322
>testing began six months AFTER the election
anon, i don't think you're as good a NOOOOOOTICER as you think you are lol

As soon as I could give the first season a pass, the second season opens with that retarded shit about Orcs killling Sauron.

>>212925570
blame tabletop RPGs and making elves even "playable" to begin with, which is a problem both sides of the ponds have. japs are going off of their small tabletop subculture Sword World and D&D offered back in the day, reducing elves into "humans with different numbers"

>>212926409
You're not very bright I can tell. After the Biden inauguration, controversy was at an all-time high due to claims that the election was stolen, which lasted months even after the whole capital building riot.

>>212926459
Its because hes an EBIL White Wizard desu those poor orcs, goblinkin had it with him.

>>212912956 (OP)
Baffling.

It's like if Marvels decided to announce 4 sequels to the Eternals Avatar style.

Sure enough people will watch them to make a cultural dent but it's throwing money down the drain.

They are almost certainly going to go into a blue screen studio the rest of the time.

>>212920679
i doubt he even gave a budget for rings of power. for all we know its a giant tax write off

>>212926605
>Baffling.
I'm thinking occult pacts with demonic entities are involved. It's the only thing that would explain this.

>>212925317
>Worse than a flop, killing interest on an IP is a nightmare scenario
killing white culture is the jews dream scenario

>>212925125
How the fuck can a show be successful on monthly subscription service lmao

>>212925208
They literally aren't though

No one's watching the show, season 1 was a failure lol

>>212922394
>mfw I'm in a gourmet cheese shop

>>212926646
i mean they probably invested front end into sets and shit to reduce costs going forward. Actors all have to be paid whether it gets released or not.

The only thing to save money on is crew and firing that much crew after promising them the work is only going to piss off the unions and make everything harder for Amazon to produce in the future.

>>212912956 (OP)
how can I lost when I did not even watched first
meanwhile you need to watch another season, after season, watchie

>Numenorrrrrrrr

>>212912956 (OP)
>3 more seasons of the most rapeable woman in television continuing to humiliate herself for my amusement while Amazon wastes another billy
I see that as an absolute win